Ask DDK anything ITT

Exceptions:
"Bwn?" SHE IS MINE.. so back off.
"What is your bra size?" That is my concern, not yours.

I will start the questions off.. what are your top 3 ways to die if you had to pick?

5/31/2010 12:35:45 AM

o dag

Quote :

"Do you ever think of me? "

ehee

5/31/2010 12:37:26 AM

1) Vampire Bite - so i can live forever obviously
2) Sky Diving without the parachute - I plan to do this should I ever get a terminal disease. KER SPLAT
3) In my sleep after a rigorous bwning - sucks for the other person though

^possibly

5/31/2010 12:38:07 AM

what that thang smell like?

5/31/2010 12:38:32 AM

Eau de bwnable

5/31/2010 12:39:13 AM

8====== ?

5/31/2010 12:40:07 AM

oh hay

5/31/2010 12:40:55 AM

If you could only have one food item and one single beverage to consume every day for the rest of your life, what would they be?

5/31/2010 12:41:28 AM

lasagna. made by a real italian not the crap we have in this country.

orange crush. it's only the best cocktail EVAR

5/31/2010 12:43:15 AM

If you could have a dick for a day what's the first thing you would do?

5/31/2010 12:45:14 AM

jack off. and then try to stick it into any female that will allow me to do so.

so pretty much what you guys do every day.

[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 12:46 AM. Reason : but then i'd try to do that dane cook cashew thing ]

5/31/2010 12:45:58 AM

christ

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/31/2010 12:46:54 AM

How deep is your love?

5/31/2010 12:48:37 AM

NO WE ARE NOT GOING TO MEASURE HOW DEEP MY VAGINA IS

5/31/2010 12:50:05 AM

I will re-submit my question:

If I bought you one of these, would you then consider answering my original question of, "How deep is your love?"

5/31/2010 12:51:18 AM

finish this sentence:

men have the __________, so they have the ____________

women have the ___________, so they have the _______________.

5/31/2010 12:51:54 AM

no

5/31/2010 12:51:55 AM

would you like me to eat your cookie?

5/31/2010 12:53:44 AM

yes pls

i made 4 dozen last night and there are like 12 left

5/31/2010 12:54:39 AM

got any chocolate chip?

5/31/2010 12:57:58 AM

no

but I suppose if you're nice to me I could make you some

5/31/2010 12:58:29 AM

o dag




where are you from?

[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 1:03 AM. Reason : cv]

5/31/2010 1:02:02 AM

Can I get in on this?

5/31/2010 1:03:30 AM

^^ lynchburg VA

^ of course

[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 1:05 AM. Reason : i can't read]

5/31/2010 1:05:09 AM

what song would you perform at karaoke?

in the shower?

5/31/2010 1:08:36 AM

i get stage fright

defying gravity is the current favorite shower song

5/31/2010 1:11:07 AM

I doubt you can hit that high F.

5/31/2010 1:14:27 AM

i can hit every note in that song sometimes

and sometimes its just too early in the morning

5/31/2010 1:22:30 AM

are you cheating on me with egyeyes?

if yes, can i watch dat sextape?

5/31/2010 1:31:31 AM

more like i'm cheating on egyeyes with you

SHE GAVE ME THE BIG ROCK OK

5/31/2010 1:39:44 AM

BUT I GAVE YOU THE BIG COCK






you so set me up for that

5/31/2010 1:46:12 AM

Hey dropdeadkate, when is egyeyes gonna let me tap dat?

5/31/2010 1:48:28 AM

never

and if you try, i will gut you

5/31/2010 1:50:44 AM

What did you get to see in Ireland?

5/31/2010 1:59:36 AM

how come no one ever asked me shit in my thread

i have titties too, they just aren't very big

5/31/2010 2:05:26 AM

what happened to the old thread?

5/31/2010 2:08:44 AM

Can I have a cookie?

5/31/2010 2:13:31 AM

^^^^ stuff

^^^ no idea

^^ it got deleted due to drama llamaing

^ of course

5/31/2010 7:54:54 AM

Quote :

"and then try to stick it into any female that will allow me to do so."

So why do women act like we're a bunch of animals, when you know damned well that if you had one, you'd be walking around town with it hanging out, on the hunt for things to put it in?

5/31/2010 8:04:38 AM

you're forgetting the fact that I only have the dick for a day

plus i was being sarcastic

5/31/2010 8:07:20 AM

^Agreed. If I had a peen for a day, you're damn RIGHT I'm gonna find loads of vag to insert it in!

5/31/2010 8:08:29 AM

Good luck; y'all are stingy with the vag.

5/31/2010 8:09:32 AM

Then you're not looking in the right places..

5/31/2010 8:10:59 AM

Eh, I'm not gonna pay for it.

5/31/2010 8:14:30 AM

didn't somebody already make this? what happened to the original because I know there was one

5/31/2010 10:45:31 AM

didn't somebody already make this? what happened to the original because I know there was one

5/31/2010 10:46:54 AM

I guess I could be making that up but I coulda sworn there was one and it was like 50 pages or something

5/31/2010 10:48:30 AM

yeah, I made it.
she asked me to get rid of it because she hates me.

5/31/2010 10:50:23 AM

LOL BRING IT BACK

5/31/2010 10:50:52 AM

But if I brought it back, what would happen to this thread?

5/31/2010 10:51:44 AM