Not exactly a lightweight

Most modestly priced

http://dudeism.com/haikutomatic.html

6/1/2010 7:27:52 PM

the world needed another lebowski thread

6/1/2010 7:29:35 PM

Westward the wagons

And a good day to you, sir

Que ridiculo!

6/1/2010 7:33:09 PM

It's pretty fun on a rainy day, if you don't have video games.

6/1/2010 7:36:07 PM

It has indeed rained up here today and I have never purchased a video game system.

6/1/2010 7:49:25 PM

Get you some play, dawg!

6/1/2010 7:50:55 PM

The retaining wall

What do you need that for, Dude?

The fucking Eagles

6/1/2010 7:57:58 PM

yea, i'm not sure what to make of this

6/1/2010 9:22:16 PM

You got any leads?

We’re scattering the ashes

She kidnapped herself

6/1/2010 10:03:11 PM

Coitus?

6/1/2010 10:06:40 PM

i've never seen the big lebowski

6/1/2010 10:07:46 PM

breeders.

6/1/2010 10:07:50 PM

Good man and thorough

Bones or clams or whatever

I’m rambling again

6/2/2010 1:00:25 AM

Six months in Chino

Please feel free to inspect them

You gonna split hairs?

6/2/2010 1:05:01 AM

refrigerator

6/2/2010 1:13:41 AM

I like money

6/2/2010 5:15:42 AM

Act as courier

There was no fucking hand-off

Like an Irish monk?

6/2/2010 5:36:12 AM

You know, coitus. The physical act of love.

6/2/2010 7:37:42 AM

Frames of reference

Your answer to everything

With a cleft asshole

6/3/2010 5:40:59 PM

Jewish day of rest

Get the fuck out of my cab

Not Nam. There are rules

6/3/2010 6:43:35 PM

You’ve got the wrong guy

I’m enjoying my coffee

Ain’t legal either

6/3/2010 9:54:15 PM

Objects like women

She’s gotta feed the monkey

Strongly vaginal

6/3/2010 9:56:32 PM

6/3/2010 9:58:39 PM

Are you employed, sir?

I, the royal we, you know

Wiggly penis






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i will now be ending all my haikus with "wiggly penis"

6/3/2010 10:21:58 PM

end your posts that way wiggly penis

6/3/2010 10:31:24 PM

optimum, maybe i will

i do tend to post in this style, and have for years and years

people seem to have caught on to my internet cadence

wiggly penis

6/3/2010 10:34:01 PM

Get down to cases

A literal connection

A line in the sand

6/4/2010 6:31:29 PM