6/2/2010 4:22:24 AM

fake.

6/2/2010 5:01:46 AM

I'm not sure what the point of this is. You make fun of this guy but you are the author of posts such as:

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"shmorri2 All American 6268 Posts user info I must go get gas for my vehicle. Then I will go home, lay my head to rest, and dream of my beautiful princess..."

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"shmorri2 All American 6268 Posts user info Lunak is uber sexy when she says the word goofus, imo"

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"shmorri2 All American 6268 Posts user info You can't just fucking choose one. Seriously? Just one? Are you out of your goddamn mind dude? Fuck that. And Fuck you. I hate you, you faggot."

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"shmorri2 All American 6268 Posts user info Speaking of landing, I've got a Boner-747 that needs a runway strip for an emergency landing..."

6/2/2010 5:33:25 AM

you sound like a complete douche, no wonder the bitch doesn't want you

6/2/2010 6:39:14 AM

people missing the point ITT

6/2/2010 8:42:46 AM

um. perceptions of people are changing ITT.

6/2/2010 9:19:31 AM

Yeah this thread makes no sense.

6/2/2010 10:42:32 AM

She is in med school and going to be an orthopedic surgeon. I took her on a cruise over her break, paid for everything and was a perfect gentleman. And all I got was a drunk kiss on the lips and told, "What an amazing friend I am". I am so in love with her it hurts.

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"TODAY WE ARE ALL Pikey"

6/2/2010 10:49:09 AM

just goes to show, no matter what they say, chicks dont want the "gentlemen."

go shock and awe on that ass.

6/2/2010 10:51:12 AM

I just chuckled at the thought of sending this PM to random people.

It's a shame it's a pic and not a quote, I don't want to transcribe all that crap.

6/2/2010 10:52:14 AM

Ahh. That again.

Children, let it go.

6/2/2010 10:52:37 AM

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"And all I got was a drunk kiss on the lips and told, "What an amazing friend I am". I am so in love with her it hurts."

it sounds like you're not being aggressive enough sexually. it's up to you to create an atmosphere that makes her wanna have sex with you. stop being a friend and start being someone she could date. girls don't wanna date friends.

6/2/2010 11:00:04 AM

i don't know what to think about this thread

6/2/2010 11:03:56 AM

actually

you just want what you can't have

6/2/2010 11:23:31 AM

I will kill everyone in this thread.

6/2/2010 12:25:52 PM

Relax dude, embrace your cautionary tale.

6/2/2010 12:27:43 PM

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"Children, let it go."

6/2/2010 12:55:45 PM

ignore her for 2 weeks...get some random ass then brag about it to her when you talk to her in 2 weeks.

if she has any jealousy in her, it will come out and she'll wanna get on dem nuts.

6/2/2010 1:07:25 PM

I lol'd when I read this thread. Great job tdubbers. You didn't let me down.

Oh and hey hershculez, you post stalk much? That's deep man...

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 3:04 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2010 3:02:38 PM

IM SO IN LOVE WITH HER IT HURTS

BUT SHE HAS NO IDEA

UR AN IDIOT

6/2/2010 4:14:18 PM

I'm not completely defending this girl, but I think she's getting more flak than she deserves. I think what we're going through now with college students and loan debts isn't something that's happened too often in the past because the economy has treated college grads quite well with decent paying jobs right off the bat. So it's kind of hard to think about something like this when we've never seen it before. That's not a cop-out for this girl and her mom, but its not like they had a lot of warning (at this girl's age, the economy was doing quite well when she entered).

And not everyone is cut-out to be an engineer, computer systems, etc. major. I skipped two maths in junior high and had a teacher travel from the high school to teach me and three other kids geometry while we were in 8th grade. Yet I would look at my roommate's lower math classes for his engineering degree, and it might as well have been sanscrit to me. People who say she should have picked a more practical degree don't realize that not everyone is cut out for those degrees and would have a good probability of failing out if they went that route.

What should this girl have majored in?? Sociology? Communications?? English?? Public Relations?? They might have been slightly better than her womens/religious studies major, but marginally by ya'lls standards...and she'd most likely still be jobless (or a photographer's assistant). Most people here still laugh at Business management majors....but if you can't handle the science and math that are required for engineering and related degrees, what exactly are you suppose to major in that's going to guarantee you a job when you get out??

I feel like this is only going to get worse in the years to come unless this economy makes a ridiculous, unexpected U-turn. It will also get worse with the people going into grad programs because they can't find a job and/or pay their undergrad debt. I lose count of all my fellow law school classmates who added $120K debt to their sometimes current $100K debt from undergrad. My last roommate was paying over $1,100 a month in school loan payments an my current roommate is paying $900.

Kids are just going to have to realize that they can't go out of state for college. And if you can't afford to make payments on your undergrad loan, don't fucking go to grad school.

6/2/2010 5:46:59 PM

haha what an idiot. thinks cause he took her on some vacation that shes gonna throw some ass at him. youre supposed to get her to love you before the honeymoon mang

6/2/2010 5:49:01 PM

the vacation was too much too soon.

6/2/2010 5:55:03 PM

Why are you guys still ragging on him about it?

6/2/2010 6:11:57 PM

because this is maybe the third thread that ive seen this in. and if you are "in love" with a girl who doesnt feel the same way about you...thats just obsessing. being in love goes two ways

6/2/2010 6:15:43 PM

I'd like to note that I have no idea why this thread was created...

6/2/2010 6:45:59 PM

I thought Shadowrunner was married.

6/2/2010 6:48:52 PM

I am. Pikey was the original post, I copypasta'd it in another thread, shmorri2 thought I was the original post and n00bed all over himself via PM. Hilarity ensued. Three weeks later, it's causing more confusion again.

6/2/2010 6:52:10 PM

It ought to have just been left alone.

6/2/2010 6:53:43 PM

Dude, just tell her

6/2/2010 6:53:56 PM

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"I'm not completely defending this girl, but I think she's getting more flak than she deserves. I think what we're going through now with college students and loan debts isn't something that's happened too often in the past because the economy has treated college grads quite well with decent paying jobs right off the bat. So it's kind of hard to think about something like this when we've never seen it before. That's not a cop-out for this girl and her mom, but its not like they had a lot of warning (at this girl's age, the economy was doing quite well when she entered). And not everyone is cut-out to be an engineer, computer systems, etc. major. I skipped two maths in junior high and had a teacher travel from the high school to teach me and three other kids geometry while we were in 8th grade. Yet I would look at my roommate's lower math classes for his engineering degree, and it might as well have been sanscrit to me. People who say she should have picked a more practical degree don't realize that not everyone is cut out for those degrees and would have a good probability of failing out if they went that route. What should this girl have majored in?? Sociology? Communications?? English?? Public Relations?? They might have been slightly better than her womens/religious studies major, but marginally by ya'lls standards...and she'd most likely still be jobless (or a photographer's assistant). Most people here still laugh at Business management majors....but if you can't handle the science and math that are required for engineering and related degrees, what exactly are you suppose to major in that's going to guarantee you a job when you get out?? I feel like this is only going to get worse in the years to come unless this economy makes a ridiculous, unexpected U-turn. It will also get worse with the people going into grad programs because they can't find a job and/or pay their undergrad debt. I lose count of all my fellow law school classmates who added $120K debt to their sometimes current $100K debt from undergrad. My last roommate was paying over $1,100 a month in school loan payments an my current roommate is paying $900. Kids are just going to have to realize that they can't go out of state for college. And if you can't afford to make payments on your undergrad loan, don't fucking go to grad school. "

This should be the new T-dub meme. I'm not fucking kidding.

6/2/2010 6:58:00 PM

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"This should be the new T-dub meme. I'm not fucking kidding."

This should be the new T-dub meme. I'm not fucking kidding.

6/2/2010 6:59:22 PM

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"It ought to have just been left alone."

Yes, well... you're right. This is why we can't have nice things.

6/2/2010 7:05:43 PM

6/2/2010 7:13:20 PM

AHHA. Look at H8R. Posting things that my computer is adblocking. WHAT NOW MAN? WHATCHA GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT?


































damnit, I really wish I could see what he was posting FML

6/2/2010 7:14:31 PM

i fucked her

6/2/2010 7:17:14 PM

... and that's how he got the herpes folks.

6/2/2010 7:18:20 PM

nvm

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 7:19 PM. Reason : a]

6/2/2010 7:19:07 PM

Ya know... I had higher hopes for the decency of this site. That I could confide to my peers on a situation many could feel familiar with. But no, I get mocked instead. Shame on all of you. You cold hearted snakes.

6/2/2010 8:05:13 PM

^ I was once like you... naive, and with high expectation of decent behavior from fellow humans.

Dude, there is no decency here. If you post your mom's or sister's pic (and they are good looking), the next day (minute?) they will be made into porn.

6/2/2010 8:12:23 PM

^^ I'm totally with you man.

6/2/2010 8:30:37 PM

Totally.

6/2/2010 8:33:04 PM

Yeah. Dig the doo?

It's been cut since... But I'm definitely growing it back. Ladies love to play with my hair... Just saying...

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 8:35 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2010 8:34:25 PM

Take off the glasses, big boy.

6/2/2010 8:35:35 PM

sick smile

6/2/2010 9:14:11 PM

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"Ya know... I had higher hopes for the decency of this site. That I could confide to my peers on a situation many could feel familiar with. But no, I get mocked instead. Shame on all of you. You cold hearted snakes."

We've all been there man. Well, maybe not a cruise. But blowing money on women who are indifferent to you is part of life. It's called marriage.

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 9:40 PM. Reason : Also she has nice legs.]

6/2/2010 9:38:06 PM

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"Oh and hey hershculez, you post stalk much? That's deep man... "

I'm not gonna lie, that effort killed a good 20 minutes for me at work.

6/2/2010 9:57:33 PM

lol....

6/2/2010 10:00:07 PM

Dude! just. tell. her.

6/2/2010 10:02:11 PM

6/4/2010 8:15:21 PM