sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'm just saying...that if I meet a guy with a beard. I mean like a younger guy, in his 20's or something, with a beard. Not a beard that happens cause you were lazy for a day or too. Or not one that is like a chin strap beard. I'm talking a full on mountain man beard, you haven't shaven in a few weeks and there might be an animal popping out of that thing every now and then beard.
Well anyway, you know, most guys that I meet like that are pretty cool guys to be around. So I have decided that I like guys with beards. 6/2/2010 11:45:37 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
We get it
You want to fuck a pirate that's been dead for 300 years
It's weird
But we get it 6/2/2010 11:47:03 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
and she wants to be a mermaid! 6/2/2010 11:48:08 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^^haha, totally wasn't talking about Blackbeard actually 6/2/2010 11:48:46 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62426 Posts user info edit post |
believe me when i say, i fucked a mermaid!!! 6/2/2010 11:48:56 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'm talking like a beard like this or longer. The beards guys get after hiking in the mountains for a few weeks.
6/2/2010 11:54:33 PM |
Kickstand All American 11546 Posts user info edit post |
6/3/2010 12:09:10 AM |
NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
i feel the 100% opposite 6/3/2010 12:15:06 AM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
6/3/2010 12:35:51 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
i, too, enjoy the lumberjack look 6/3/2010 12:39:44 AM |
MitsuMtnASU All American 2346 Posts user info edit post |
i usually keep mine trimmed to a goatee... perhaps i will just let it grow this time... 6/3/2010 12:53:22 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
6/3/2010 12:54:36 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
i have beard envy 6/3/2010 12:56:27 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
HAY! 6/3/2010 12:56:51 AM |
MitsuMtnASU All American 2346 Posts user info edit post |
^ ] 6/3/2010 12:57:08 AM |
MitsuMtnASU All American 2346 Posts user info edit post |
i have a tri-color beard. when i shave, i can see brown, red, and blonde hairs in the sink. always thought that was a little strange considering that the rest of my hair is brown except for the specks of silver that have mixed their way in. 6/3/2010 12:59:27 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
cool story bro 6/3/2010 1:02:20 AM |
Zel Sa Da Tay 2094 Posts user info edit post |
bitches love the beard 6/3/2010 1:10:18 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
that we do. 6/3/2010 1:10:57 AM |
jchill2 All American 2683 Posts user info edit post |
I've never heard a girl say that they like goatees. Is there some giant inside joke that I don't get? If girls don't like them and guys think they're lame, what's the point?
[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 1:23 AM. Reason : ?] 6/3/2010 1:23:05 AM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
bearded is how a man should look 6/3/2010 1:35:09 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
mcdanger has a beautiful specimen of a beard 6/3/2010 1:40:59 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
I keep mine trimmed to a humble 4-guard daily. One day I will put it down and not pick it up again for 6 months at least 6/3/2010 1:52:22 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^Yeah I hate goatees on ANY guy. I've never seen a goatee I liked. 6/3/2010 1:54:53 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
^Have you seen a goatse you liked? 6/3/2010 1:56:48 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
The couple times I've grown a beard, I was always tempted to try out a goatee, but when I'd shave the beard off into a goatee, I realized how stupid it looked and immediately shaved all of the rest of it off. Now, my job won't let me have a beard, so I'm stuck shaving every weekday. 6/3/2010 1:57:27 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
^^Oh I love goatse. 6/3/2010 1:58:58 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
How about neckbeards?
[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 2:23 AM. Reason : .] 6/3/2010 2:23:10 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
thank you, we try hard. in my case it's somewhat sad, because blond hair doesn't make for a good beard, until you let it grow a bit. 6/3/2010 8:41:08 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
haaaaaaaaaay
although, mine isn't all mountain man and/or homeless style. i keep it trimmed up. gotta look somewhat professional. 6/3/2010 8:43:22 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've never heard a girl say that they like goatees." |
i liked goatees...
in 1994 when they (along with mullets) were still cool
but you couldn't have both6/3/2010 9:01:37 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've never heard a girl say that they like goatees." |
I don't mind goatees (unless they're uneven, then it bothers me)... Eric has one 6/3/2010 9:08:25 AM |
adam8778 All American 3095 Posts user info edit post |
and samwise must be mistaken, because NO ONE likes goatees........
[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 9:10 AM. Reason : f]
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sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^That type of beard=totally cool 6/3/2010 9:21:26 AM |
Dentaldamn All American 9974 Posts user info edit post |
welcome to 2005 6/3/2010 10:46:46 AM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "mcdanger has a beautiful specimen of a beard" |
thanks man
sometimes i shave it just to watch it grow back in
6/3/2010 10:48:40 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I like goatees on the right person.
6/3/2010 10:49:08 AM |
Yao Ming All American 866 Posts user info edit post |
i can't imagine why any guy would ever have a goatee 6/3/2010 10:50:46 AM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
people do what they want with their facial hair
don't judge
usually people who hate on that shit can't grow it, so who cares. let it rattle. 6/3/2010 10:51:21 AM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
i sat in the suite next to the one Zack Galifinakis was in two weeks ago when he was in DC and attending a Nats game, and man, his beard up close and in person is something special. 6/3/2010 10:52:20 AM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
^Did you go to the party/reception he was at in DC? I have a friend that snapped a picture with him while he was up there. 6/3/2010 10:53:11 AM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
im sure he was in DC for a ton of stuff, but for the baseball game he was doing stuff with the HOH (Help Our Heros) group (i think that's their name, but i forget) who bring wounded vets to the games. my roommate was down there (president's club seats/the bar under the stadium), but she said he was buying shots for all the walter reed guys.
i was there with my work seats. we have a box up behind home plate.
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[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 11:00 AM. Reason : .] 6/3/2010 10:56:51 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "people do what they want with their facial hair
don't judge
usually people who hate on that shit can't grow it, so who cares. let it rattle." |
P.O.S. line?
Also, ya, I don't really understand the goatee hate. I can't grow much other than than that, but it suits me so whatever.6/3/2010 11:15:37 AM |
Shaggy All American 17820 Posts user info edit post |
i wish i could grow a beard that was not shit
and that didn't take like 4 months
[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 11:16 AM. Reason : a] 6/3/2010 11:16:42 AM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
yup6/3/2010 11:17:06 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
i enjoy my beard quite a bit and even rocked a goatee for a few months this spring. The only thing I really wish is that my mustache was bigger/thicker. I want a huge sam elliot stach 6/3/2010 11:18:31 AM |
adam8778 All American 3095 Posts user info edit post |
I always wanna grow my stache as large as possible, but it makes eating sandwiches and stuff so messy, i have to cut it. Bummer. 6/3/2010 11:20:15 AM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
you basically need a moustache to rock the Easy Rider status, which is not an easy feat 6/3/2010 11:21:19 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
but exactly what i want 6/3/2010 11:21:52 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Shaggy:
i wish i could grow a beard that was not shit
and that didn't take like 4 months" |
shaggy ain't so shaggy. more like smoovy.6/3/2010 11:24:13 AM |