That she makes you want pierce your own ear drums with a hot coat hanger?


Met a new coworker like that yesterday.
Today when I said "good morning, how are you", she replied "nice and chipper!!!! Yesterday I was sooo tired."

FML.

6/3/2010 8:46:18 AM

she's destined to be your wife.

6/3/2010 8:47:25 AM

if you don't want to know in the first place, don't ask?

6/3/2010 8:48:07 AM

Thats why I just smile and nod when seeing people in the office.

6/3/2010 8:49:36 AM

I just mumble and tune people out till after I've had my second cup of coffee. Seems to work out well that way.

6/3/2010 8:53:40 AM

Quote :

"if you don't want to know in the first place, don't ask?"

I'm pretty sure he's saying that she was all talkative yesterday when she's tired and now she's upbeat and well-rested, so it's likely going to be worse

6/3/2010 8:56:48 AM

^ NOW I GET IT

yeah, i don't talk to my coworkers unless i have to

6/3/2010 9:29:18 AM

Yeah I don't ask people how they are unless I really wanna know. I just say "haaaaay" in my bubbly smile. That way they know that I am happy to see them.
I've never understood when people ask me how I am. Do they really want me to stand there and tell them that "well today I'm working on the peak of my mania stage, I'm feeling really impulsive, I hope that I don't end up spending too much money. It's stressfull to constantly be worried about what I do when I'm in my mania stage"

No they expect me to just say "I'm good, and you?"

But what if I'm not good. I don't wanna lie to them. I don't want them to think I'm feeling good when in fact I feel like running around in circles screaming and pulling out my hair.

6/3/2010 9:42:23 AM

it really IS retarded to ask if you're not prepared to listen

but people do it all the time, so...

6/3/2010 9:43:14 AM

This girl. She is everything to me. She is in med school and going to be an orthopedic surgeon. I took her on a cruise over her break, paid for everything and was a perfect gentleman. And all I got was a drunk kiss on the lips and told, "What an amazing friend I am". I am so in love with her it hurts. But she talks too damm much.

6/3/2010 9:52:00 AM

i was totally expecting that gif with the blonde forced to give head

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 9:54 AM. Reason : .]

6/3/2010 9:53:37 AM

Crazy tangents ITT

6/3/2010 4:31:41 PM

Quote :

"every met"

Quote :

"every met"

Quote :

"every met"

6/3/2010 4:33:43 PM

Er, how many times are you gonna post that note a series of pics? Yes, she's gorgeous. Yes, that sucks for you. By which I mean, she shouldn't've led you on or anything. But it seems she's not interested, so......

But no, seriously.

6/3/2010 4:50:59 PM

^Lol

6/3/2010 4:53:03 PM

you didnt look real close, but i changed the note just a little...

and im sure it will get posted many more times...

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 4:54 PM. Reason : i owed you an e]

6/3/2010 4:54:05 PM

I did notice. I dint find it worth pointing out. I mean, if it was one of those pages where you got the same link sent around that there were different pictures, you might have a different case, but you also might want to check out http://www.4chan.org/.
Have a nice day

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 4:59 PM. Reason : And thanks for the e. Next time I'm on wheel of fortune I won't have to buy one ^_^]

6/3/2010 4:58:34 PM

Shit's horrible, B. I pretty much avoid her at all costs now.

6/29/2010 12:21:37 PM

Quote :

"every met"

http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/team/roster_active.jsp?c_id=nym

6/29/2010 12:28:58 PM

the real question is have you every met a lady that didn't talk so much

6/29/2010 12:30:06 PM

Omg. Your cat....

I don't want to hear about it.

7/14/2010 11:25:37 AM

I hate bitches like that. I can't help but zone out completely and have no idea how to respond without looking like I zoned out.

It's like; stfuk

7/14/2010 11:27:39 AM

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait?

7/14/2010 1:12:24 PM