timbo All American 1003 Posts user info edit post |
So I lost my drivers license in the ocean on Memorial Day. I went to the DMV today expecting to get a new one on the spot. Now I have to wait 5-10 days?!
AND NO GROCERY STORE WILL ACCEPT THIS BULLSHIT TEMP PIECE OF SHIT AS A VALID FORM OF ID. WHAT THE FUCK, NC DMV?! 6/4/2010 7:55:48 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
just do what you did when you were underage 6/4/2010 7:56:48 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
did you lose your birth certificate too 6/4/2010 7:56:48 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
6/4/2010 7:56:54 PM |
KevinStevens All American 1933 Posts user info edit post |
6/4/2010 7:57:43 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
passport? 6/4/2010 7:57:46 PM |
occamsrezr All American 6985 Posts user info edit post |
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[Verse One] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward I got beef with radio if i don't play they show They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers I don't know what you take me as, Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me
[Chorus] 99 problems but the bitch aint one If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me
[Verse Two] The year's '94 and my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm) Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case So I...pull over to the side of the road I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " "Liscense and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" "Or somebody important or somethin'?" Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me
[Chorus] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me
[Verse Three] Now once upon a time not too long ago A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain And there I go trapped in the kit kat again Back through the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the floor scratchin again paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African All because this fool was harrasin' them Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one. Hit me
[Chorus X3]
You're crazy for this one Rick It's your boy 6/4/2010 7:57:49 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
while the circumstance surrounding you lost license is unfortunate, this happens to people all the time. i can't feel sorry for you. 6/4/2010 7:57:53 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Hmph. When I lost mine a few years ago, I was able to get a new one on the spot. 6/4/2010 7:58:33 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
use your passport!
OR
just have friends over to your house and drink.
^ they changed it now. they give you a piece of paper and mail the new one to you. happens when you renew too.
oh so a word to the wise: renew your license ASAP when you see its about to expire cause its annoying to wait for the new one and some places are hardcore about the expiration date. and mine took longer than 2 weeks to come cause you know, it is the DMV.
[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 7:59 PM. Reason : .] 6/4/2010 7:58:34 PM |
timbo All American 1003 Posts user info edit post |
I went to food lion with my social security card, my birth certificate, this piece of shit temp id and my nc state id and the fucker said, "Sorry, I can't sell it to you because you don't have a valid picture id. If you had an expired id, you could use that. But it's the rules".
Don't fucking treat me like im 16 you fuck face. FUCK! 6/4/2010 7:59:13 PM |
nasty_b All American 1183 Posts user info edit post |
or the n00b could stay out of the sauce for 5-10 days 6/4/2010 7:59:39 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
his job is probably more important to him than your beer. 6/4/2010 8:00:21 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I went to food lion with my social security card, my birth certificate, this piece of shit temp id and my nc state id and the fucker said, "Sorry, I can't sell it to you because you don't have a valid picture id. If you had an expired id, you could use that. But it's the rules". " |
well the SS and BC thing kinda makes sense don't ya think? you could just be using anyones. you should have thought about this before you went swimming with your license. DUHHHHHH.6/4/2010 8:00:54 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^it would've worked if you were a girl.
[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 8:01 PM. Reason : ^] 6/4/2010 8:00:54 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
ill buy you some for a nominal fee 6/4/2010 8:00:55 PM |
timbo All American 1003 Posts user info edit post |
Why couldn't the DMV print a photo of me on the paper? 6/4/2010 8:01:46 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
send me your photo, i'll do it. it'll be in the mail to you in 5-10 days. 6/4/2010 8:02:30 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
bureaucracy at work 6/4/2010 8:03:01 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Because that would be sooooo easy to fake. 6/4/2010 8:03:15 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Why couldn't the DMV print a photo of me on the paper? " |
maybe this is a blessing in disguise. your brain cells seem like they could use a break!6/4/2010 8:04:33 PM |
timbo All American 1003 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^^^^it would've worked if you were a girl." |
You bet your ass it would've. I'd just shake my tits in his face and he'd "Make an exception" for me.6/4/2010 8:04:57 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
jesus. just get a friend to go buy it. 6/4/2010 8:05:48 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^^ candidate for the "quotes out of context" thread
[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 8:06 PM. Reason : bb] 6/4/2010 8:05:54 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah I'm waiting for mine to arrive as well. Luckily I have the expired photo L's to go along with that ridiculous printout. Putting your photo on that piece of paper and actually classifying it as valid ID would just open the floodgates for underage drinking. Anyone with a photojet and some cardstock would be trying to buy beer. Same goes for just presenting that form with some easy to fake NCSU ID. 6/4/2010 8:06:20 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
bimbo 6/4/2010 8:07:13 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
sometimes places don't even accept the expired license and piece of paper
its definitely irritating. but i mean...it is what it is. 6/4/2010 8:07:14 PM |
lion4russell All American 1588 Posts user info edit post |
did Solinari call u in for drivin drunk? 6/4/2010 8:09:47 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
just roll in, grab you a case and throw a jackson on the counter and walk out 6/4/2010 8:19:24 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
just go to the grocery store and pick out a young cashier and they probably won't card you. Unless you're a pussyboy 6/4/2010 8:22:26 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Use your passport negro 6/4/2010 8:23:33 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
because everyone has one of those 6/4/2010 8:26:48 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
we aren't all so worldly whiteboy 6/4/2010 8:27:06 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
well then i guess you aren't fucking drinking 6/4/2010 8:29:36 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
wait, losing his license prevents him from fucking now too? damn, he's out cold. 6/4/2010 8:30:27 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
I request a photo ID from all of my prospective partners. 6/4/2010 8:31:16 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
hot damn, no drinking for 5-10 days?????? whatever will you do 6/4/2010 8:32:32 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^^ must be at least 18 to ride 6/4/2010 8:34:27 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sorry you can't get your six-pack of Smirnoff Ice, bro. 6/4/2010 8:36:33 PM |
timbo All American 1003 Posts user info edit post |
So many trolls in Chit-Chat.... 6/4/2010 8:45:14 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Just steal someone's license who happens to look like you and is of valid age. DUH SO EASY 6/4/2010 8:51:03 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
pay a hobo like the good old days
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 6/4/2010 9:06:43 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Do you not have friends? Honest question.. no trolling here. 6/4/2010 9:07:47 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
get some dirty clothes and a ratty blanket and go lay on the sidewalk until someone buys you some wine 6/4/2010 9:08:05 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
there has GOT to be some hobos where you live
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 6/4/2010 9:08:13 PM |
JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "did Solinari call u in for drivin drunk?" |
aaaaahahahahahahaha6/4/2010 11:44:56 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i thought for sure this would be a shitty joe walsh thread 6/4/2010 11:47:50 PM |
timbo All American 1003 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i thought for sure this would be a shitty joe walsh thread" |
LOL6/5/2010 1:33:59 AM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
i, too, thought you were ass-raping a Joe Walsh song. 6/5/2010 11:21:30 AM |
josephlava21 All American 2613 Posts user info edit post |
I had this problem once but I am a regular at several bars so I could still drink just not from the store. 6/5/2010 11:27:18 AM |