and this bee was buzzing around and asked what was the problem. I said I ran out of gas. So the bee flew into my gas tank and a few minutes later my car was running.

Me: "How'd you do that?"

Bee: "BP"


Yet another lame BP thread for chit chat.

6/6/2010 4:10:38 PM

6/6/2010 4:11:17 PM

6/6/2010 4:11:36 PM

6/6/2010 4:11:47 PM

for a moment i confused you with BlackDog

6/6/2010 4:12:06 PM

BlackDog would just repost something from dailytech...

6/6/2010 4:13:06 PM

Why would you even spread filth like this on TWW?

6/6/2010 4:13:26 PM

BlackDog would just be a faggot

6/6/2010 4:13:31 PM

just wait until Mark comes back and asks what we have against gas and bees.

[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 4:14 PM. Reason : ^ wrong.]

6/6/2010 4:13:56 PM

just be glad this is on chit chat and not in tech talk...

6/6/2010 4:14:14 PM

PETA is now going to show up in the middle of the night, take your big screen TV, put it on a cross and burn it

6/6/2010 4:14:51 PM

What do you guys have against beesgas and gasbees?

6/6/2010 4:16:05 PM

6/6/2010 4:16:11 PM

i'd want to fuck the oil out of her...

6/6/2010 4:39:53 PM

drilling?

yeah, nvm

6/6/2010 4:57:08 PM

Something about wanting to drill into her well and spill oil all over her?

6/6/2010 5:17:12 PM

IP you're in BP's oil

6/6/2010 5:23:06 PM

Yo man, you're saying you encountered a talking bee?

That's incredible.

6/6/2010 5:24:30 PM

I did. I don't know what was more incredible, the bee could talk or his urine can be used as a fuel. New clean source of energy anyone?

6/6/2010 5:25:20 PM

are you sure the bee wasn't offering you some cheerios?

6/6/2010 5:44:03 PM

Well I know it wasn't antonio banderas

6/6/2010 5:50:59 PM

wait, when did this become a thread about naxonex?

6/6/2010 5:51:44 PM

I'd like to find the 8 year old who originally penned this joke and congratulate him.

6/6/2010 8:11:05 PM

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[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 8:11 PM. Reason : oops double post]

6/6/2010 8:11:05 PM

I heh'ed.

6/6/2010 8:12:18 PM

Quote :

"I'd like to find the 8 year old who originally penned this joke and congratulate him."

That was me when I was 8.

6/6/2010 8:30:01 PM