Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
i used to always poop in the evenings. i started drinking coffee like 2 months ago, and now i poop shortly after i finish a cup in the mornings because coffee makes you poop. i liked pooping in the evenings better. 6/7/2010 10:07:18 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
k 6/7/2010 10:10:08 AM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
i'm pooping right now 6/7/2010 10:11:44 AM |
nasty_b All American 1183 Posts user info edit post |
k 6/7/2010 10:12:27 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
how come everyone with 'soup' in their usernames are terrible posters? 6/7/2010 10:13:06 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
you do zxappeal proud 6/7/2010 10:13:19 AM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
^^ i generally post "this is my worst thread yet" in most of my threads 6/7/2010 10:14:25 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
poop 6/7/2010 10:16:06 AM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
god dammit that one looked like someone just dumped a bag of corn in the toilet 6/7/2010 10:18:05 AM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
not right now you don't 6/7/2010 11:02:11 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
coffee dictates my poop schedule. 6/7/2010 11:04:13 AM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
Uhhhh this is a good thing
Get into work
Get a cup of coffee
Drop off the kids on company time 6/7/2010 11:08:31 AM |
nasty_b All American 1183 Posts user info edit post |
coffee dictates my poop schedule. 6/7/2010 11:09:05 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Get into work
Get a cup of coffee
Drop off the kids on company time" |
Just did this.
It was glorious.6/7/2010 11:12:05 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
why can't you poop twice in a day? 6/7/2010 11:15:16 AM |
nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
for real
i poop like 3-4 times a day minimum 6/7/2010 11:16:14 AM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
i always thought once a day was pretty normal 6/7/2010 12:17:59 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72824 Posts user info edit post |
i get upset if i don't poop 3 times in one day 6/7/2010 12:18:52 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
just sat down to poop again but it was a big tease 6/7/2010 12:28:52 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
pooping more than once a day sucks 6/7/2010 12:31:10 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
gentlemen dont banter about their poop schedule 6/7/2010 12:35:10 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
pretty sure 2-3 times is supposedly "normal"
although that's pretty crazy sounding to me 6/7/2010 12:39:44 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
i can't imagine pooping after every meal 6/7/2010 12:47:03 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ a DAY??
i would give anything to be regular
how does one accomplish this. i've tried eating more fiber and that didn't help. it just gave me sturdy poops. 6/7/2010 1:07:35 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
^anything? 6/7/2010 1:10:47 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
yeah the more you poop the better (to a point) 6/7/2010 1:24:05 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i only poop a lot when i have the runs/an upset stomach. which is pretty much daily
OR
i don't poop for like 3 days. 6/7/2010 1:27:27 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
I'm oddly turned on by that... 6/7/2010 1:29:48 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
i must say the morning poop routine will be beneficial at bonnaroo later this week since that's when the porta potties are relatively clean. i can't wait to go into one of those things around 2pm when all the poop has just been stewing in there all day. 6/7/2010 2:08:13 PM |
jtmartin All American 4116 Posts user info edit post |
i used to always poop once a day. i started drinking lots of beer all the time, and now i poop several times a day because beer makes you poop. i liked pooping once a day better.
and
Quote : | "pooping more than once a day sucks" |
6/7/2010 2:30:30 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
high-fiber cereal and a cup of coffee every morning makes for a gloriously-routine poop schedule...8am, boy, i'm in my favorite bathroom (completely unused by anyone else!) reading a magazine or whatever book i happen to be reading at the time, and i chill for a good 15-20 minutes
best part of working day, let me tell you 6/7/2010 3:38:24 PM |
ssjamind All American 30098 Posts user info edit post |
i'm still regular ~ 10 minutes after waking up.. but coffee sometimes adds an extra poop to my afternoon 6/7/2010 4:50:14 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
one of my friends generally poops a minimum of 3 times a day. i always thought he had overactive bowels or something, but according to some of you people, that's not only normal, but also desirable 6/7/2010 4:54:24 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "how come everyone with 'soup' in their usernames are terrible posters?" |
6/7/2010 4:59:36 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
i'm changing my name to Rat Poop 6/7/2010 6:12:01 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
excellent 6/7/2010 6:50:47 PM |
icanread2 All American 1450 Posts user info edit post |
once a day
between 7-9am 6/7/2010 9:55:03 PM |