longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
zipped my junk up in my zipper. that shit hurts like a mother fucker...
and for my 919 post... 6/10/2010 10:58:04 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
Very clever.
I don't think I've got my junk stuck in my zipper in about 20 years. Though a few months ago I got the zipper stuck in my boxers. I was drunk so i was a little rough pulling it out and definitely tore the boxers 6/10/2010 11:00:32 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
6/10/2010 11:00:45 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
never had this problem *knocks on wood* 6/10/2010 11:02:59 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
I have never had this problem
but rarely wear pants with zippers except to work
im a fan of the button fly
however, in a form of relating, i have taken a chunk out of my sack one time with some clippers when a skin fold went up past the guard.
(posted pics on tww too, there was a triangle of skin just cut the fuck off)
lol 6/10/2010 11:05:57 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "BEANS
ABOVE
FRANK" |
6/10/2010 11:07:54 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
man I can't stand the button fly when I'm out drinking 6/10/2010 11:09:11 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "grab it like a baseball bat and piss on your last 3 fingers" |
6/10/2010 11:10:21 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
when I'm drinking, I just un-button the main pants button and then drop the pants a little and pull the whole package out... this is probably how I have avoided any problems
I always say that given the right circumstance (ie at a trough at a football game when I'm obliterated), I'm gonna pull a butters
[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 11:15 AM. Reason : g] 6/10/2010 11:13:36 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i'm not sure how any guy gets his junk caught in a zipper if he's wearing his underwear (boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs) properly...your undergarments should keep your junk away from your zipper unless you're too lazy to re-button or adjust the flap
or is your junk just so big no underwear can contain it? or do you rock jeans while going commando? 6/10/2010 11:17:26 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
commando in jeans is acceptable 6/10/2010 11:18:09 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
i can't do commando... the feeling of the zipper rubbing on my junk is too uncomfortable 6/10/2010 11:18:44 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
actually had on some shorts, and it was laundry day so undergarments wernt involved 6/10/2010 11:19:53 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
i think i'm gonna start going commando more often this summer 6/10/2010 11:19:54 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
maybe that's why i prefer button fly
it's rare for me though
idk
or i just like ripping open a button fly, it's like im hulkin' out just to get my dong out
[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 11:20 AM. Reason : r] 6/10/2010 11:20:03 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
i've done this
have a scar to prove it
it's nothin you'd notice unless i pointed it out, but it's there
i think i was like 12 or something and going commando 6/10/2010 3:05:02 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
if zipper catches skin, you know it was hanging out, when you should have kept it in. 6/10/2010 3:41:19 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
poor junk 6/10/2010 8:46:27 PM |