in my arm hair

fuck.

6/12/2010 12:23:22 AM

lolwat

6/12/2010 12:44:05 AM

ewww you nasty

6/12/2010 12:44:22 AM

i jerked in the shower before we went out to the restaurant

i was trying out a new grip that i guess put my arm hair in harm's way

cum and hair are natural enemies, you have to scrub that shit, but i didn't know it was there

hopefully i excused myself to the restroom before anyone noticed

6/12/2010 12:52:05 AM

Good to know

6/12/2010 1:42:27 AM

there's something about billytalent

6/12/2010 3:19:38 AM

im not sure what my reaction should be

6/12/2010 3:20:50 AM

ewww you nasty.

If you couldn't get some cum off your arm, I'd hate to think about how dirty your taint is.

6/12/2010 3:44:27 AM

was this a "there's something about mary" i need to get ready for my date moment?

6/12/2010 4:04:58 AM

^see my last post DURR

6/12/2010 4:07:58 AM

if i ever did that and noticed it on my arm hair

i'd probly be like "ehe"

6/12/2010 4:10:42 AM

listen

i usually carefully clean my entire body from head to toe in the shower

but it was a late decision to jerk and i didn't loop back and scrub my forearm again

it could have happened to anybody

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 5:14 PM. Reason : z]

6/12/2010 5:14:05 PM

Quote :

"If you couldn't get some cum off your arm, I'd hate to think about how dirty your taint is. "

It's vaguely concerning that you'd think of his taint upon mention of cum on his arm...

6/12/2010 5:18:02 PM

I equate this to forgetting to wash off some soap lather. I might miss some lather on the small of my back or whatnot. Still fuckin' gross. But I get it.

6/12/2010 6:32:17 PM

thanks, it means a lot that someone understands how this could happen

6/12/2010 6:47:22 PM

I realize this thread is about cumming on your arm... which I have not....



Of fuck.. nevermind. I have.

6/12/2010 6:47:46 PM

Of fuck

6/12/2010 6:59:46 PM

So according to Wikipedia, the average male has 1.9 square meters, or 2,945 of square inches of body surface area. I measured my hand to be about 15 square inches. This means I have to cover roughly 196 times the surface area of my hand to cover my entire body. So if I miss a 1" x 1", or even a huge cum spot of 2" x 2" I don't think anyone would blame me. Especially if I was in a hurry.

This is just assuming that single pass of a soaped hand or wash cloth will remove said cum. I'm not sure that it always will, depending on the protein content of said Baby Juice. It could theoretically take up to 5 passes to remove said Jism.

The defense rests its case.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_surface_area

6/12/2010 7:02:34 PM

that was very thorough

for the record, it was only the cum cling-ons that are left when cum-drenched body hair receives a superficial rinse

so it didn't look like a full load sitting on my arm

to the casual observer it could have been the residue of any viscous liquid

6/12/2010 10:55:29 PM

gross

6/12/2010 10:56:51 PM

do you really think it's gross

6/12/2010 10:58:31 PM

more like on your breath OH DAMN

6/13/2010 12:20:39 AM

Quote :

"trying out a new grip "

6/13/2010 12:27:29 AM

Did you lick it off?

6/13/2010 12:27:47 AM

Quote :

"So according to Wikipedia, the average male has 1.9 square meters, or 2,945 of square inches of body surface area. I measured my hand to be about 15 square inches. This means I have to cover roughly 196 times the surface area of my hand to cover my entire body. So if I miss a 1" x 1", or even a huge cum spot of 2" x 2" I don't think anyone would blame me. Especially if I was in a hurry. This is just assuming that single pass of a soaped hand or wash cloth will remove said cum. I'm not sure that it always will, depending on the protein content of said Baby Juice. It could theoretically take up to 5 passes to remove said Jism. The defense rests its case. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_surface_area"

Sounds like a fucking excuse to me. Eww.. that means you halfass washing your body... Eww gross.

6/13/2010 12:48:47 AM

i used this same grip tonight but made sure to check my arm afterward

7/7/2010 12:04:04 AM

it was my cum


THEN WHO WAS CUM

7/7/2010 12:05:14 AM

7/7/2010 12:06:19 AM