As I passed through security at Bradley Int. Airport, I noticed that several of the female TSA employees had fupas. I counted only at the security checkpoint and all 11 female TSA employees had them... is this unusual, or is this the norm amongst TSA employees?

6/12/2010 10:19:46 AM

the fuck is a fupa?

6/12/2010 10:22:22 AM

If you don't know, you probably have one.

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6/12/2010 10:23:36 AM

well that clears it up

6/12/2010 10:24:37 AM

well its more of, "if you have one, you don't know either" but that doesn't flow as well

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6/12/2010 10:26:35 AM

I'll attempt to post a link from my phone, although it will be the mobile version:

http://urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=fupa

...even though I'm not using an iPhone.

6/12/2010 10:28:59 AM

haha is linking shit from an iphone a troll now?

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6/12/2010 10:29:42 AM

What were you doing up at Bradley?

And I wish we'd go back to the days of stewardess' who looked like this:



[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 10:32 AM. Reason : x]

6/12/2010 10:31:44 AM

Better yet, since my phone doesn't have javascript and lmgtfy.com doesn't work:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=fupa&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=CvbXIPZoTTNLgBZv4ygSA3f3YBgAAAKoEBU_Que_l

6/12/2010 10:31:55 AM

I see nothing wrong with Free Online Games

6/12/2010 10:34:40 AM

you seriously want airport security playing free online games?

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6/12/2010 10:35:29 AM

good point

6/12/2010 10:36:24 AM

@NyM410, I live in central Massachusetts and I'm flying to Detroit for the weekend... I just heard a last call for a flight to Raleigh and genuinely wanted to hop a plane and move south early.

6/12/2010 10:40:40 AM

why in the fuck would anyone go to Detroit?

6/12/2010 10:42:57 AM

...family.

6/12/2010 10:50:35 AM

me in detroit! come visit

6/12/2010 10:55:37 AM

i doubt they would let me fly with my guns, so no trip to Detroit for me

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 10:57 AM. Reason : a]

6/12/2010 10:57:34 AM

^^Where in Detroit? My family lives in the burbs.

6/12/2010 10:59:21 AM

there are burbs in Detroit?

6/12/2010 11:00:28 AM

eric, you said you will visit me when you come up here for football games!

eli, i am in royal oak downtown (yes detroit has burbs where you can see people) actual detroit is deserted!

6/12/2010 11:02:03 AM

Are you that dumb? Detroit was in Guinness for the largest suburbs a few years back... I'm not sure if the city still holds the title, but the burbs are still vast, nonetheless.

@Tarun, I used to have an uncle that lived in Royal Oak... I have family in Farmington, Troy, and Birmingham.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 11:09 AM. Reason : ^]

6/12/2010 11:03:01 AM

you seriously don't want to start this battle

6/12/2010 11:09:10 AM

Troy, and Birmingham are 5-10mins away from me...farmington is lil far

dje, you mexicana redneck farmer....you better visit me

@eli: where in central mass are you? i have family in springfield, ma

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 11:14 AM. Reason : ..]

6/12/2010 11:14:12 AM

For the longest time, I thought you said you lived in Boston..

6/12/2010 11:16:02 AM

yes i did, almost 2 years ago but not for too long

in raleigh for 1 and half year
in boston for 8 months,
in new jersey for 6 months,
in baltimore for 6 months
and now in detroit for almost 2 years

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ..]

6/12/2010 11:17:05 AM

Boarding in 8 minutes... I hate flying while being sick.

6/12/2010 11:22:30 AM

have a good flight!

6/12/2010 11:27:52 AM

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"And I wish we'd go back to the days of stewardess' who looked like this: "

i think the PC term is "flight attendant"

and they're all old and fucking cranky

except on my air vietnam and air china flights. then they were cute with cute outfits.

but i was only on those flights IN asia so that sucked. then i had to fly stupid united (NEVAR AGAIN, except to use my ffm from my last trip) and i had THE WORST flight attendants of all time on a broken ass plane for like 17 hours.

i used to want to be a flight attendant when i was little. so over that.

6/12/2010 12:03:23 PM

NyM, learn how to use an apostrophe

And they're air waitresses

6/12/2010 12:04:20 PM

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"And I wish we'd go back to the days of stewardess' who looked like this:"

fly around in asia.

6/12/2010 12:04:58 PM

thats what i just said, fool

(well basically said, anyway )

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 12:07 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2010 12:07:37 PM

something tell me the stewardess' in Asia do not look like her.. Just saying...

6/12/2010 12:08:46 PM

^^^^ sorry, sir. I'll try harder. I need a grammar coach.

And really, I just wanted an excuse to see a picture of Carrie Underwood. I haven't seen an "air waitress" that hasn't been 50 years old, overweight and annoying in a long time... and I actually flew quite a bit the last few years.

I've never been to Asia and it's not high on my list of places I want to go to still that I haven't. But someday...

6/12/2010 12:09:07 PM

^^ OMG asian people aren't blonde?

NO. WAY.

^ the ones in asia are small and young! ok that sounded creepy. but they also aren't blonde.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 12:10 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2010 12:09:48 PM

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"thats what i just said, fool"

haha so you did

i admit, i stopped reading the thread when i saw something i wanted to post about

6/12/2010 12:11:27 PM

so did i. it was just like 5 seconds before you

6/12/2010 12:12:06 PM

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"i have family in springfield, ma"

I'm trying to think of a relevant NC city comparison to Springfield but I'm drawing a blank. The bad parts of Durham?

Anyway, it is God awful and when I used to to go AHL games there I never felt safe. But the Big E and Riverside were always cool to go to when I was in high school and younger.

^^^ short is good, but I'll pass on the young part (though, sadly quite a few of the people I know wouldn't )

6/12/2010 12:13:53 PM

hahaha i mean young as in not like 50 year olds.

but it totally sounded creepy. i don't think "asian" and "young" can be put in a sentence together and not come off wrong.

whoops!

6/12/2010 12:16:42 PM

stewardess in non-american airlines are hawt! as for United, if they weren't the cheapest, i would never fly them. i've had my share of problems with United. they're still better than US Airways though. they're the worst.

6/12/2010 12:20:52 PM

^^i'm young and asian. nothing wrong with that

6/12/2010 12:27:47 PM

wat

6/12/2010 5:32:55 PM

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" haven't seen an "air waitress" that hasn't been 50 years old, overweight and annoying in a long time... and I actually flew quite a bit the last few years."

Wait, have US airlines gone all equal opportunity when it comes to air hostesses? This is news to me! So does this mean you could be a 250 pound middle aged woman with an ugly face and get the job???!!!

I have only flown Arab, Asian, and European airlines, and they have always been slim, mostly young, and usually pretty good looking. I thought it was like that the world over...?

6/12/2010 5:52:53 PM

:facepalm:

6/12/2010 5:54:10 PM

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"I'm trying to think of a relevant NC city comparison to Springfield but I'm drawing a blank. The bad parts of Durham? "

i say springfield because no one will know westfield ma...which is a very small town near springfield...yeah springfield is a tough neighborhood!

6/13/2010 1:01:04 AM

6/13/2010 1:08:54 AM

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" the ones in asia are small and young! ok that sounded creepy. but they also aren't blonde. "

Not all of them. I've definitely had some cranky hags on some of my domestic flights.

But most countries in Asia don't have equal opportunity laws, so the airlines fire you or "convince" you to quit before you get too old and crotchety.

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"as for United, if they weren't the cheapest, i would never fly them. i've had my share of problems with United. they're still better than US Airways though. they're the worst."

I guess I'm really lucky but I've never had serious issues with United and I've flown then a lot in the past four years.

[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 1:15 AM. Reason : s]

6/13/2010 1:13:25 AM

I saw some epic racial profiling today in Detroit... 4 Middle Eastern looking guys getting "randomly" asked to be pulled aside and searched/scanned.

6/15/2010 1:47:24 AM

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"air china flights. then they were cute with cute outfits"

HELL TO THE FUCKING YEAH!

After being on a fucking AA airline for 14 hours, I felt like I was in heaven.

6/15/2010 1:56:09 AM