Watch a full game without drinking. Try watching your organized jogging sober. It can't be done.

The only people who follow soccer are euro trash and euro trash wannabes. It an inferior sport that makes golf look like UFC. I could care less if Mexico got a 1 - 1 tie.

STFU.

6/12/2010 1:29:29 PM

I'm not a soccer fan, but it is WAAAAAAAAAAY more of a sport than golf

6/12/2010 1:30:33 PM

trolls used to attempt forms of subterfuge. how we have fallen

6/12/2010 1:31:07 PM

That would be like trying to fuck your mom sober. No way. Got to get loaded to fuck that pig.

6/12/2010 1:31:26 PM

this is an interesting troll

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/12/2010 1:31:43 PM

I've watched every game without drinking. I even just changed the channel from a show that I was enjoying watching to watch this game.

I mean I know this is a troll thread...but just saying.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 1:33 PM. Reason : ]

6/12/2010 1:32:48 PM

GGmon I take your challenge.

Ive watched 4 of the 5 games so far completely sober so there

So FUCK YOU!

( for the record, I didnt watch the 5th game at 730 this morn, but I was sober then too)

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 3:25 PM. Reason : /]

6/12/2010 3:25:04 PM

bad troll is bad.

6/12/2010 3:27:04 PM

it cannot be done!

6/12/2010 3:36:44 PM

^^. yep.

i haven't had a drink and i'm on my second and a half game of the day

6/12/2010 3:40:44 PM

HOLY SHIT! GGMon DOESN'T LIKE SOMETHING!

6/12/2010 3:43:31 PM

I kind of agree with ggmon on this

6/12/2010 3:46:29 PM

well his already been proven wrong

and a troll

so....do what you gotta do i guess

6/12/2010 3:47:10 PM

guys running around > guys humping each other

6/12/2010 3:49:03 PM

why does everyone on here think they're so clever when they call out someone for being a troll

6/12/2010 3:54:46 PM

why does everyone on here think they're so clever when they call out someone for calling out trolls?

6/12/2010 4:10:31 PM

a challenger approaches

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 4:11 PM. Reason : and a challenger approaches a challenger]

6/12/2010 4:10:54 PM

It's only inferior if you can do it better. So....man up.

6/12/2010 4:16:05 PM

i wish that people were doing something other than watching the world cup. watching soccer is almost as boring as well... watching flies fuck.

6/12/2010 4:22:49 PM

I rarely watch any sporting event sober

6/12/2010 4:25:08 PM

maybe had a drank during this game, i would've been able to get some tiny smidgen of satisfaction of spending 90 minutes of my saturday watching a sporting event in which neither team won

6/12/2010 4:28:04 PM

complaining itt

6/12/2010 4:33:23 PM

why does everyone think they're so clever when they think soccer is boring but still watch nascar

poker

bowling

pool

etc

6/12/2010 4:44:31 PM

im a huge soccer fan, and so far this world cup sucks cause of the damn noise
the players cant even hear themselves think and are playing like they're apex high

6/12/2010 4:51:00 PM

Does it count as watching the game if I talked to an 18 year old chinese girl the entire game and got her fucking number?

6/12/2010 5:05:12 PM

Holy shit, humans are different and like different things.

Bad troll is bad.

6/12/2010 5:13:58 PM

Quote :

"Does it count as watching the game if I talked to an 18 year old chinese girl the entire game and got her fucking number?"

Only if you're chinese too.

6/12/2010 5:27:24 PM

or if you wind up fucking her later tonight

6/12/2010 5:28:01 PM

6/12/2010 5:33:54 PM

Quote :

"why does everyone think they're so clever when they think soccer is boring but still watch nascar poker bowling pool etc"

nascar is fucking boring aside from that one crash that takes up a whole 5 seconds of the 3 hour race, which is why i don't watch it. poker? used to watch it when i was younger to learn how to play better. it's also pretty boring. bowling? lolol boring. pool? also boring.

are they more boring than soccer? maybe. are they less boring than soccer? who knows. does their boringness make soccer any less boring? nope

6/12/2010 5:39:36 PM

I've noticed they don't really jog that much, it's more alternating between sprinting and standing around.

6/12/2010 5:45:39 PM

The difference with those sports is SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPENS. I can get sucked into a game for a few minutes, but eventually I realize that nothing fucking happened in the 20+ minutes I just spent staring at the TV.

NASCAR - Don't watch, but there are wrecks and there is always a winner

Poker - Used to watch out of boredom, but you watch each hand and there is always a winner

Bowling - meh

Pool - Same as poker

Soccer, you watch two teams kick the ball up and down the field, and it gets in some exciting spots where they almost score, but don't (ie no climax), and it starts from scratch again.

6/12/2010 5:49:53 PM

i passed the challenge in the OP today

twice

6/12/2010 5:51:35 PM

well isn't that how low scoring hockey games are?

baseball?

i mean you can watch 10 innings of baseball and neither team has scored a run. that is a long ass time to sit through foul balls, balls, strikes and MAYBE one or two good outs, but probably not.

GOLF?

ok we'll hit the ball, then we walk, then we hit the ball, then we walk, then we hit the ball OMG LOOK IT IS NEAR THE HOLE EVERYONE YELL, awwwwww it rolled down the hill into the bunker.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 5:53 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2010 5:51:57 PM

GGMon, dont you usually spend Saturdays drowning kittens?

6/12/2010 5:59:05 PM

^ you're thinking of m52ncsu

6/12/2010 6:02:53 PM

a 0-0 baseball game after 10 innings (or even 7 or 8) is a shitload more rare than a 0-0 soccer game, which seems to happen one in every ten games

6/12/2010 6:02:59 PM

I did watch the morining games without drinking.

6/12/2010 6:04:11 PM

even a 1-1 baseball game after 7-8 innings is still a lot of nothing happening

and that isn't that rare.

and golf. hellllooooo?

6/12/2010 6:04:43 PM

unless it gets rained out, you know for a fact that one team will win a baseball game

and one player will win a golf tournament

and one driver will win a nascar race

there are no ties

6/12/2010 6:05:56 PM

meh it is all personal preference. I love sports, but the NBA bores me (outside of the playoffs which I watch some), golf bores me to watch, and baseball bores me to watch if I am not in person. But I get excited to watch as many world cup games as I can even if i don't care about either team that much. Can't really explain it besides the fact that the games are just really exciting to me as someone who grew up watching the game.

I can understand why some people don't enjoy watching for sure though and I'm not saying any sport I mentioned is better than the other. Just that everyone enjoys different things.

And I don't really see how there being a winner is a strong enough single criteria to say one sport is better than another. Outside of group play in the world cup there IS always a winner. Ties are there only in group play.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 6:09 PM. Reason : ]

6/12/2010 6:07:00 PM

i just think watching any sporting event is an investment of your time...i want to eventually have the satisfaction of seeing a definitive conclusion where one team/player defeats another one

6/12/2010 6:08:01 PM

so ties make it boring?

i'm so confused

everyone keeps changing their minds about whats boring. first its the low scores. then its the jogging (cause outfielders in baseball really do a lot of moving around). then its boring cause there are ties.

good grief, people!

^ well its a tournament so eventually there will be a winner. that is why it is fun.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 6:09 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2010 6:09:06 PM

I got a pretty big boner when the US scored that goal. I was satisfied.

6/12/2010 6:09:38 PM

Quote :

"i just think watching any sporting event is an investment of your time...i want to eventually have the satisfaction of seeing a definitive conclusion where one team/player defeats another one"

the satisfaction in group play is getting out of your group however you can. If that means getting a tie or two along the way, then so be it. After you get out of group play and you are down to the final 16 it is an entirely different ball game when you can't play a better team for the tie.

Once again, I can see how some people don't enjoy that but I guess for me it just comes from being around the game for so long. I understand the tactical side of ties in group play and it doesn't really bother me.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 6:12 PM. Reason : ]

6/12/2010 6:11:11 PM

No satisfaction here.

6/12/2010 6:12:01 PM

I guess I got some satisfaction out of the game today just because fans of England are pissed...even though we tied them, they are acting like they lost...so thats cool

6/12/2010 6:12:19 PM

Quote :

"i just think watching any sporting event is an investment of your time...i want to eventually have the satisfaction of seeing a definitive conclusion where one team/player defeats another one"

Then avoid watching boxing.

6/12/2010 6:13:08 PM

^^ exactly. Ties are different depending on your team's perspective. That is what makes today's result "satisfying" for American fans. We played a better team and still earned a point out of the match. It is a positive result for America and a bit of a disappointment for England.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 6:14 PM. Reason : ]

6/12/2010 6:14:31 PM

I get pissed anytime a boxing match ends in a decision and not a knockout

6/12/2010 6:14:39 PM