BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/Spyder_III_Pro_Arctic_Series-96-37.html
Quote : | "Warning: Extremely dangerous is an understatement to the power of 1W of laser power. It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form. " |
Any guesses on how long these will be legal to sell online to any person with a credit card? INSTANT BLINDNESS!
I can only imagine the fun of having one of these when I was 13. Ah the joys of setting cats on fire IRL (FUCK YOU P COUSINS)
[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 10:03 PM. Reason : Only $200!!!!!]6/12/2010 9:57:24 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Well, at least you won't be able to make another thread today.... 6/12/2010 9:58:41 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
I've been saving up 6/12/2010 9:59:17 PM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
welcome to a week old news... 6/12/2010 9:59:37 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
a week? these have been out for a while 6/12/2010 10:00:08 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Holy Mothership
[WANT]
If onlyl I could find a way to adapt it to the accessory rail on my glock...
[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 10:27 PM. Reason : wtfbbq] 6/12/2010 10:25:30 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
but remember you MUST ACCEPT the Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form before you start burning cats 6/12/2010 10:27:25 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Is there a purple one?
I'm astraladvent and I approved this message. 6/12/2010 10:28:13 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah yeah, sure sure, I accept.
[NEXT] 6/12/2010 10:28:14 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
6/12/2010 10:35:34 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
correct me if I am wrong, but he's using a lense to reduce the intensity of the beam (possibly so it doesn't burn a hole in the wall across the room), amirite? 6/12/2010 10:48:12 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
he says it's a magnifying lens, so I'm not sure of the purpose 6/12/2010 10:48:56 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
back to the FIIIIIIRE 6/13/2010 4:55:22 PM |
BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
Why would anyone actually buy this? 6/13/2010 5:29:43 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Terrorists: Please do not buy this weapon. 6/13/2010 5:33:17 PM |
ncstateccc All American 2856 Posts user info edit post |
"laser"
6/13/2010 5:36:24 PM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
what is the actual purpose of these things 6/13/2010 5:40:53 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Why would anyone actually buy this?" |
I this statement from the website answers this question best.
Quote : | "It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts" |
6/13/2010 5:41:24 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
the real question is why wouldn't you want to buy one? 6/13/2010 7:31:34 PM |
mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
Why stop at one?! 6/13/2010 7:45:23 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
what happens if you line up two of them perfectly and shine into each other? 6/13/2010 7:47:19 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
We're fucked. 6/13/2010 7:56:14 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
hmmm was this the Spyder III?
6/13/2010 8:06:18 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
holy shit i want one
goodbye next paycheck...you will go to covering the damages in my apartment 6/13/2010 8:26:05 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
holy shit I'm so glad to hear it's a federal offense. I almost swore off flying ever again.
Also, I'd like to know how many of these bitches have been sold. 6/13/2010 8:37:27 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
pretty sure the military must have lasers that can burn a hole through you instantly if consumers have this. 6/13/2010 8:42:13 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
I am going to cut myself a vagina and finally become a woman
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 6/13/2010 9:21:08 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
This laser is going to succeed where my cheap r/c helicopter failed: hassling the geese at my apartment 6/13/2010 9:23:15 PM |
DoubleDown All American 9382 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "holy shit I'm so glad to hear it's a federal offense. I almost swore off flying ever again.
Also, I'd like to know how many of these bitches have been sold" |
are you after more restrictions? more regulations? more paranoia?6/13/2010 9:27:50 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
6/14/2010 5:07:57 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
WHO PISSED OFF GEORGE L.
http://www.dailytech.com/Rebel+Victory+Lucas+Backs+Down+From+Threats+Over+Lightsaber+Laser/article19272.htm
Quote : | "Now if the company can just manage to beat the far worse foe -- wild demand and short supply
DailyTech brought you news back in early June of Wicked Laser's stunning Spyder III Pro Arctic laser, a powerful 1-watt device that could practically double as a weapon, setting people on fire and blinding them. We didn't expect at all what would come next -- a legal threat against Wicked Lasers from Star Wars creator George Lucas.
Amid a resultant media circus, it appears that Lucas has finally backed down from his threat according to Hot Hardware. David J. Anderman, General Counsel for LucasFilm, says that his firm will back off the threat of legal action in the original cease and desist letter if Wicked Lasers will put a disclaimer that it is not affiliated with Lucas Film/Lucas Arts. He says the company can continue to sell the product.
"The media and public has come to realize that Lucasfilm would never endorse or license a highly dangerous product such as your Arctic Pro Laser," Mr. Anderman writes.
Wicked Lasers CEO Steve Liu comments on the rollercoaster ride with Lucas Film, "This has been strange. We felt that it would have been a very bad thing in the beginning, but it ended up helping the business in a very big way."
Demand for the new laser weapon is so high that the company is struggling to meet orders, despite having bumped the price from $199 to $299. The Hong Kong-based company has also added new safety features, such as adjustable power settings, a pair of safety glass, and a training lens that limits the laser's power. The new features come in response to criticism that it's being irresponsible handing such a dangerous device to the public.
To get full burning power out of the laser users have to purchase an additional lens set, which comes with a "focusing lens".
The Wicked Lasers' legal staff can rest easy for now. We have a feeling they might see some action again, though, given that the laser admittedly can set human skin on fire." |
Go forth Jedi
[Edited on August 5, 2010 at 5:39 PM. Reason : ,]8/5/2010 5:38:21 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
goddammit i knew i should have bought one a while ago. now they added $100 to the price 10/4/2010 7:17:54 PM |