What do you people really want? Help us all to understand you better.

6/13/2010 1:45:31 AM

They want someone who doesn't have to ask what they want.

6/13/2010 1:58:02 AM

They want what they want at the time that they want it. They're like a living Markov chain.

6/13/2010 1:58:31 AM

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"They want someone who doesn't have to ask what they want."

moron understand the wimminz.

6/13/2010 2:00:11 AM

moron wins!

6/13/2010 2:05:25 AM

I didn't realize moron had a vagina.

6/13/2010 2:07:44 AM

moron ftw

6/13/2010 2:17:42 AM

6/13/2010 2:43:31 AM

I lol'd.


http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/26/nN_PoG2GVcY

6/13/2010 3:04:53 AM

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"They want someone who doesn't have to ask what they want."

Well then, they can want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first. I don't think GrumpyGOP is the only person on this planet who has a penis, but not the ability to mind-read.

6/13/2010 3:20:01 AM

knowing that you have no penis, I can only assume you know what I'll say next

6/13/2010 3:22:54 AM

Hey now! I don't have much of a penis, but I have it on medical authority that it still counts as one.

6/13/2010 3:24:01 AM

^^^ That sucks for you

occamsrezr has gotten pretty damn good at knowing what I do and do not want.

6/13/2010 3:25:25 AM

stop thwarting me this very instant, young man

6/13/2010 3:26:19 AM

Certainly a stage is achieved at which we can make some pretty well-educated guesses.

But prior to that, mind-reading and blind luck are the only things that work.

[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 3:27 AM. Reason : also having a huge penis, which is sadly but of necessity uncommon, except on the intarwebs]

6/13/2010 3:26:54 AM

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"DO NOT WANT"

[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 8:26 AM. Reason : N]

6/13/2010 8:26:35 AM

Look, women want a foot rub and breakfast in bed. Not that hard.

6/13/2010 9:01:11 AM

I just want to be left alone.



I'm cranky and old, go away.

6/13/2010 9:03:32 AM

Haha, I found a girl that doesn't expect me to read her mind. She appreciates effort, but when she find herself expecting me to read her mind, she apologizes for acting like a "crazy girl."

6/13/2010 9:16:13 AM

i find that a good deep dicking at least 4 times a week takes care of about 90% of it.

6/13/2010 9:18:17 AM

^ So, you hire someone to fuck your GF?

6/13/2010 9:32:54 AM

maybe you should ask your mom about me

6/13/2010 9:33:47 AM

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"Haha, I found a girl that doesn't expect me to read her mind. She appreciates effort, but when she find herself expecting me to read her mind, she apologizes for acting like a "crazy girl.""

That is awesome.
That girl deserves everything in the world.
Bitchy-ass needy cunts that expect guys to read their minds can all die, for all I care.

6/13/2010 9:34:23 AM

^^ So you're a woman?

[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 9:34 AM. Reason : .]

6/13/2010 9:34:34 AM

don't believe what she tells you, she goes both ways

6/13/2010 9:35:22 AM

^ Just because you do, doesn't mean she does.

6/13/2010 9:41:51 AM

trust me, she does

6/13/2010 9:42:40 AM

I know you are but what am I?

6/13/2010 9:43:09 AM

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"That is awesome. That girl deserves everything in the world."

I do what I can, but we're both law students living off loans, so all I can really do is treat her well. She's going to meet me down here in Costa Rica next weekend and we're going to travel for about 4 weeks. Money may become an issue, but I'm sure we'll work it out like everything else.

Whenever money becomes an "issue" (which is very rare) I just say fuck it and pay for whatever.

6/13/2010 9:43:50 AM

^^^ Trust you? I've lead you into a trap. My mom died while giving birth to me!

[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 9:44 AM. Reason : .]

6/13/2010 9:44:05 AM

at least, that's what you have been led to believe

[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 9:48 AM. Reason : past tense, moron]

6/13/2010 9:46:56 AM

Or have I?

6/13/2010 10:02:24 AM

We want what guys want, we just explain it in a foreign language.

6/13/2010 11:43:30 AM

Do you have a woman to man dictionary available?

6/13/2010 11:47:30 AM

Nope, that's the whole fucked up thing. Good thing it's up to the men to decipher it.

6/13/2010 11:48:28 AM

^^^ To have sex, eat a sammich, play video games and watch sports?

6/13/2010 11:57:04 AM

Women want some magical person to pay for their shit, treat them like a princess, be perfect in every way, and completely ignore all of their faults because "you love them".
All while treating you like the scum of the earth that should be lucky to be granted the privilege of basking in their presence.

6/13/2010 12:11:07 PM

^^^ It's not working.

^ So, basically, they want a credit card with someone elses name on it?

6/13/2010 12:12:22 PM

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"Women want some magical person to pay for their shit, treat them like a princess, be perfect in every way, and completely ignore all of their faults because "you love them". All while treating you like the scum of the earth that should be lucky to be granted the privilege of basking in their presence."

Mostly this.

6/13/2010 12:14:34 PM

6/10 times, yes.

2/10 times, they just want the concept of having a boyfriend... but not really a boyfriend. This simply means that they want to shop around 'a la carte' style between different men until they have a summation of their perfect man. For example, the body of man A, the financial security of man B, the sense of humor of man C, and the penis of man D.

1/10 times, they want to lock a man down into a relationship. After this point, it is their intention to let their body go to shit while huffing down twinkies.

and 1/10 times, the woman will be down to earth enough to actually put up with.

6/13/2010 12:18:32 PM

this entire thread is predicated on the misguided notion that women know what they want.

6/13/2010 12:21:57 PM

^ So they don't know what they want!

I'M SO CONFUSED!

6/13/2010 12:32:32 PM

^ & ^^ sum it all up

6/13/2010 12:32:56 PM

easy

fuck me
feed me
be nice to me
make me laugh

done

6/13/2010 12:55:51 PM

You women should come with manuals!

6/13/2010 1:10:28 PM

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"be nice to me"

IT'S A TARP

6/13/2010 1:14:05 PM

in this thread we learn merbig is a complete fucking idiot

6/13/2010 1:18:20 PM

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"COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT"

6/13/2010 1:20:04 PM

a woman's only goal in life is to create and hold attention

6/13/2010 1:28:50 PM

it doesn't matter what we say or how honest we are if you don't try to understand. and we're going to be unhappy until we get our way.

[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 1:45 PM. Reason : ]

6/13/2010 1:42:57 PM