Army Strong for 225 years

6/14/2010 10:56:00 AM

Read the title as Amy.

6/14/2010 10:56:44 AM

First to fire, sir!


Damn right!

6/14/2010 10:57:56 AM

6/14/2010 10:58:22 AM

happy birthday. glad you're too senile to know what sensitivity training means

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6/14/2010 11:00:16 AM

That fatass is in basic training. He'll either lose a 100 pounds and get fit or will not make it through basic training.

6/14/2010 11:04:02 AM

^ or pull one of these:


(yeah, I know it's marines)

6/14/2010 11:10:59 AM

The Army knows when their birthday is? I call bullshit.

6/14/2010 12:20:00 PM

^hater

6/14/2010 12:27:12 PM

i have Army buddies, so Happy Birthday!

i'm 100% antiwar, but I'm all about them being employed and it's their chosen profession, so I guess I can approve

6/14/2010 12:30:54 PM

Do you think you are ready to sign up, LunaK?

6/14/2010 12:36:28 PM

All I know is that they're serving free cake in the Pentagon courtyard bitches!

6/14/2010 12:37:13 PM

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"Do you think you are ready to sign up, LunaK?"

sadly, not yet

6/14/2010 12:39:22 PM

You def will get there, mami!

6/14/2010 12:44:46 PM

i'm antiwar too but i kinda want to join the military

/hypocrite

6/14/2010 1:50:57 PM

I want to join just for the free cake that JCASHFAN speaks of.

6/14/2010 1:52:18 PM

Meh, they were pretty liberal with who they gave cake to. You just had to be there.

6/14/2010 6:30:28 PM

6/14/2010 6:32:49 PM

Lousy liberals running the pentagon...

6/14/2010 6:36:27 PM

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"That fatass is in basic training. He'll either lose a 100 pounds and get fit or will not make it through basic training."

Cool story:

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"Fairdale H.S. graduate Army bound after losing 85 lbs LOUISVILLE, KY (WAVE) - A Fairdale High School graduate is headed to basic training next month after losing the 85 pounds needed to join the military. Emiley Steiger enlisted as an ammunition specialist and leaves for basic training at Fort Jackson, South Carolina in July. She said she decided to join the Army after a military recruiter spoke at Fairdale High School in Spring 2009. Steiger said she weighed 213 pounds at the time and described weight as a constant struggle. "I used to eat mayonnaise right out of the jar and had to quit," Steiger said. "I got a gym membership, quit eating fast food and stopped eating late at night." The summer ahead of her senior year, the teenager decided to lose weight. Future Soldier Dottie Bussey worked beside her. "Some days I go to the gym with her or we go to the park and run and I help her at her house with all the drill and ceremony stuff we have to do," Bussey said. "Grades too, I helped her with her grades." Steiger described her decision as life-changing and challenging. "I got tired of crying pretty much and even when I first started running, I was like 'Why did my mom make me like this? It's my mom's fault! It's her fault!'" Steiger said she currently weighs 130 pounds. Bussey said she has lost 52 pounds since the two started working together. "

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=12640640

6/14/2010 9:53:54 PM

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"I used to eat mayonnaise right out of the jar and had to quit"

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddamn.

6/14/2010 9:55:35 PM

Happy birthday, brothers.

I serve you

6/14/2010 9:56:18 PM

bttt

6/14/2011 2:37:15 PM

yay!

happy birthday

6/14/2011 2:37:41 PM

So what sucks is the fact that the Marine Corps gets beer for their birthday. I got shitty strawberry cake. Strawberry? I mean seriously, what the fuck is that?

6/14/2011 2:43:39 PM

What do air force and navy get?

6/14/2011 2:55:15 PM

^^ No more berets is a hell of a birthday gift.

6/14/2011 2:57:03 PM

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"No more berets is a hell of a birthday gift."

6/14/2011 3:07:44 PM

^^ Very true good sir. As is moving (ever so slowly) away from velcro.

6/14/2011 3:31:44 PM

Like half of the garrison was back to their patrol caps today, it was weird to see.

6/14/2011 3:33:31 PM

HBD!


Oh and BEAT NAVY!

6/14/2011 3:53:57 PM

Yeah glad the black besets are going away for the ACUs.


GO ARMY!

6/14/2011 6:13:18 PM

And the chick in the pic in the op needs to report to me asap.

6/14/2011 7:30:50 PM

I combat weight loss by not eating for a few days and pretend that I'm Bear Grylls.

6/14/2011 7:43:42 PM

Happy birthday, guys.

6/14/2011 7:47:28 PM

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"That fatass is in basic training. He'll either lose a 100 pounds and get fit or will not make it through basic training."

I doubt that, considering there's a marine in the picture too. Most likely a National Guardsman at a FOB or air base or something. No way an AD could be allowed to get that fat.

***When I went through MEPS I met a kid who lost over 50 pounds so he could join. Said it took over a year





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6/14/2011 9:53:08 PM

I used to eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar. I was thinner than I am now. Maybe I should go back to it? Except the thought kind of disgusts me now.

6/14/2011 10:44:49 PM

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"And the chick in the pic in the op needs to report to me asap."

her outfit is rather outstanding

6/14/2011 10:47:11 PM

^^Do you think eating the mayo straight out of the jar may have been the cause and effect that made you weigh more now than before?

6/14/2011 10:53:38 PM

No.

6/14/2011 10:55:06 PM

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"So what sucks is the fact that the Marine Corps gets beer for their birthday. I got shitty strawberry cake. Strawberry? I mean seriously, what the fuck is that?"

6/15/2011 12:02:24 AM

thanks for killing all those underarmed people with your space technology all these years

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/15/2011 12:03:13 AM

anusadvent itt

6/15/2011 12:06:07 AM