...it is on nao.

6/15/2010 1:04:10 AM

I see its time for the monthly saddest futurama episode ever thread

6/15/2010 1:08:14 AM

creamy doggy nugget

6/15/2010 1:13:40 AM

^^ haha I was going to say, "What number thread is this?"




[Edited on June 15, 2010 at 2:19 AM. Reason : a]

6/15/2010 2:19:08 AM

oh god. it's on

7/19/2010 1:31:50 AM

great episode

but seriously

fuck this episode

7/19/2010 1:41:37 AM

Yeah. It always makes me sad. Especially now that my dog is old and has cancer, and we're not going to treat it.

7/19/2010 2:00:04 AM

Haha, I get that there's a limit to how much people should spend to treat pet diseases, but the way you said it makes you sound like a dick.

7/19/2010 2:45:02 AM

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to say something like that

7/19/2010 2:45:48 AM

the more i think about this episode

the more i think luck of the fryrish is a lot more touching

then again, i've always preferred humans to animals

7/19/2010 2:51:19 AM

That one is good, but it has a happy ending for everyone. Fry's nephew becomes famous and shit, and Fry ends up having a blast in the future. In particular he finds out about his nephew and so can be happy about that.

In the dog one, Fry never finds out that his dog spent years alone in the street until it died, which is not a happy ending. Even aside from the animal part there's the message of the whole show: "No matter how much you love somebody eventually they're going to die and so are you."

7/19/2010 2:59:01 AM

that's not the message

the message is that love drives us to great lengths

christ, i know it's sad and all

but you're taking it to a point of morbidity that's not there

also, apparently they've retconned it so that seymour dies in the explosion that kills fry's temporal double, which is why he's fossilized standing up and whatnot

so they've ruined that whole dying in the street angle

7/19/2010 3:08:29 AM

Quote :

"also, apparently they've retconned it so that seymour dies in the explosion that kills fry's temporal double, which is why he's fossilized standing up and whatnot"

Well it was basically impossible for him to die in the street in the way they portrayed. In this episode, it ends with the dog lying down and closing his eyes ( ), and you just can't be expected for a dog to die standing up. Unless he freezes to death, in which case I'd expect they would lie down anyway.

Didn't they find his body in the street? I hate when shit gets retconned without attention to detail.

Anyway, I too find the "Luck of the Fryrish" episode touching, but in a different way. The differences between the "aw, that's kinda sad but great at the same time" and "aw, that's kinda " make the Fryrish episode much more bearable overall, and the Dog much more hard hitting. Not to mention you can connect with the Dog episode if you have a dog.

7/19/2010 3:35:50 AM

i haven't watched anything after "the devil's hands are idle playthings" so i don't know about the retcon first-hand

7/19/2010 3:39:45 AM

12/28/2010 1:01:17 AM

Also, any suggestions regarding a technique for training cats for my sledding team would be appreciated as well. I know I’m not a “cat person;” I have tried training a cat by having it pull me while I wore my skis, but it just ran away…

12/28/2010 11:29:27 AM

After Brazil flooding, loyalty to the dead

1/17/2011 9:15:47 PM

Anybody else have the desire to fly down there and get that poor dog?

1/17/2011 9:16:41 PM

Yes, I have that very urge.

The dog is all like "ok, good joke. Come on, get up now.... I'm hungry Get up... please?! "

1/17/2011 9:17:29 PM

1/17/2011 10:08:43 PM

fuck

1/17/2011 10:10:16 PM

1/17/2011 10:11:44 PM

2/23/2011 4:45:50 PM

i don't know why in the hell i clicked on this thread...


i didn't even watch the clip or anything and i'm about to cry....


damn, i'm such a woman sometimes

2/23/2011 4:48:54 PM

stay far away from sawahash's thread too

2/23/2011 4:51:50 PM

awww poor dogs... They look delicious.

2/23/2011 4:52:41 PM

I am not sure if I have seen this episode.

*duck and cover*

2/23/2011 4:54:08 PM

If you arent sure then you probably haven't

or you didn't watch it all the way to the end

2/23/2011 4:55:42 PM

I have a vague feeling that I have, but I don't see myself forgetting the type of thing that makes everyone else cry because normally I am the one crying at every damn thing.

2/23/2011 4:57:55 PM

Quote :

"If you arent sure then you probably haven't"

2/23/2011 4:59:05 PM

here Skwinkle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opo9OCxsf9w


you can cuss me out later

[Edited on February 23, 2011 at 5:01 PM. Reason : k]

2/23/2011 5:00:41 PM

Saddest cartoon ever.

What soul sucking monster would create such a thing

2/23/2011 5:04:54 PM

Cats

2/23/2011 5:56:08 PM

2/23/2011 6:24:49 PM

I'll say, last night I spanked my pup hardest she's gotten so far (not that hard but enough that it scared her) the rest of the night she was depressed and didn't even scream when she went to her kennel. I felt like the biggest piece of shit ever and was bawling cause I felt like I hurt her feelings. Of course this morning she greets me with a wagging tail and kisses.

Every other dog I beat is all GIMMIE MORE, IT'S FEELS SO GOOD but not this one.

ibtimahorriblepersonforspankingmydogwhenshedoessomethingwrongeventhoughspanking=!beating.

2/23/2011 6:34:58 PM

No dog can become more pathetic more quickly than Valkyrie.

This is a true story

2/23/2011 6:35:58 PM

^^troll post?

I'll bite. It's obviously a fight or flight reaction and maybe 'every other dog you beat' wasn't as submissive by nature. How old is the dog and why is she still screaming when it's kennel time?

2/23/2011 6:48:26 PM

Dog mourns at casket of fallen Navy SEAL
Labrador retriever Hawkeye lies down with a sigh at funeral of his owner

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44271018/ns/today-today_pets_and_animals/t/dog-mourns-casket-fallen-navy-seal/

8/25/2011 3:50:47 PM

8/25/2011 3:52:06 PM

That article made me cry at my desk

8/25/2011 3:56:23 PM

I'm not even gonna bother reading it, picture was enough

8/25/2011 3:57:51 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachik%C5%8D

8/25/2011 3:58:22 PM

8/25/2011 4:02:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zv7UGs8pRg

don't watch it if you don't want to tear up.

8/25/2011 4:05:24 PM

8/25/2011 4:07:16 PM

horrible

8/25/2011 4:13:50 PM

8/25/2011 6:55:02 PM

Quote :

"I'll say, last night I spanked my pup hardest she's gotten so far (not that hard but enough that it scared her) the rest of the night she was depressed and didn't even scream when she went to her kennel. I felt like the biggest piece of shit ever and was bawling cause I felt like I hurt her feelings. Of course this morning she greets me with a wagging tail and kisses."

You're not supposed to beat your dog with your hands or any part of you, your supposed to hit them with a newspaper etc. That way they do not associate the punishment with you or contact with you.

8/25/2011 6:57:44 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTIElO2zdvY

This one. Always this one..

8/25/2011 6:58:36 PM

Where's that one picture that makes you feel like shit?

It has a caption like, 'Always stay with your dog when you put them down. When you leave, they always spend their last moments wondering where you went.'

8/25/2011 7:07:10 PM