holy shit that was the best 15 minutes of television i've ever seen.

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[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 1:43 AM. Reason : i mean tim and eric is usually pretty decent but holy crap]

6/18/2010 1:43:38 AM

who cares*





*I am drunk at this moment...nothing I said can and will be used against me in the court of tww.

6/18/2010 1:44:35 AM

how drunk?


so drunk you want to break some shit?

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[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 1:46 AM. Reason : if not then you're not that drunk]

6/18/2010 1:46:11 AM

I'm pretty drunk...drunk enough to want to drive to this douche bags house and show him I don't play that shit*





*I am drunk at this moment...nothing I said can and will be used against me in the court of tww.

6/18/2010 1:47:29 AM

you should definitely drive and fuck his shit up.

but you won't cuz you aint real

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6/18/2010 1:50:02 AM

I am an alias. And I won't cause I'm not going to be that girl. I am not going to let him know that he pissed me off. I'm going to let him think that he had no impact on my life. Fuck him and his douche bag nature*





*I am drunk at this moment...nothing I said can and will be used against me in the court of tww.

6/18/2010 1:50:49 AM

start texting him and don't stop until you fall asleep

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[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 1:51 AM. Reason : tell him how insignificant he is to you]

6/18/2010 1:51:32 AM

yeah...that's not going to happen. I told him straight up. I was like "you ditched me yesterday" and he was all like "long story" and I was all like "then tell me" and he was all like "come to my place and I'll tell you" and I was all like "I'm not a damn late night booty call" and he was all like "I'm not wasted" and I was all like "Listen I don't like playing games and I don't like being lied to, unless you have some great ass story to tell me then I'm done with your punk ass" and he was all like "____" So then I was all like "thanks for letting me know your true colors before I decided to fuck you"*





*I am drunk at this moment...nothing I said can and will be used against me in the court of tww.

6/18/2010 1:54:21 AM

you should hate fuck

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6/18/2010 1:55:13 AM

no way...I don't play that shit anymore. You wanna fuck me you gotta show me some damn respect. No*





*I am drunk at this moment...nothing I said can and will be used against me in the court of tww.

6/18/2010 1:56:21 AM

way to derail a taeasgj thread

6/18/2010 2:19:51 AM

look saps...you got the last of my I don't respect myself shit...I mean I'm just saying. Although I'll give it to you, you did help me get some self respect.

6/18/2010 2:22:25 AM

jim and derrick is easily in the top 3 best tim and eric episodes

6/18/2010 2:29:12 AM

jim and derrick
team heidecker
and petite feet

i still LOVE petite feet

[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 2:45 AM. Reason : although they do jim and derrick several times so its more than one episode]

6/18/2010 2:44:24 AM

jim and derrick is easily in the top 3 best tim and eric episodes

6/18/2010 2:46:19 AM

so I heard sawahash was drunk

6/18/2010 2:46:23 AM

yall ima be dipping my wick in some boob

6/18/2010 2:52:27 AM

theres no good jim and derrick clips on youtube so this'll have to do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Cj8J00-Us&NR=1

[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 3:01 AM. Reason : .]

6/18/2010 2:57:26 AM

Quote :

"*I am drunk at this moment...nothing I said can and will be used against me in the court of tww."

Christ you're a pantload. This wasn't funny the first time.

6/18/2010 9:11:05 AM

jim & derrick may be the best parody of all time

6/18/2010 9:13:13 AM