Is is crap indestructable too? How does he deal with that? Is there a big pile in the fortress of solitude of all the craps that he's ever taken there? And when he does it at work or in his apartment, does it ever break the pipes of the daily planet? This also must have been hell on Ma and Pa Kent's septic tank.


And if his crap isn't super powered, I'm guessing it doesn't have the structural integrity to push open his super sphincter, so when he sits down to take a dump it comes out like high velocity poop spaghetti.

6/19/2010 3:38:36 PM

why assume that he craps?

6/19/2010 3:39:47 PM

I'd bet his crap wouldn't have any of his properties. Superman is indestructible, but not crap (hah) his body takes in and puts out. That would make stuff like, the air he breathes, indestructible.

6/19/2010 3:40:35 PM

Quote :

"T.S. Quint: But they're engaged. Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen. T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up. Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? T.S. Quint: Sure, why not? Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him. "

6/19/2010 3:43:12 PM

only thing that can cut superman's hair?

his heat vision.

true story

6/19/2010 3:43:25 PM

^^The first thing I thought of.

6/19/2010 3:51:31 PM