now accepting orders

6/19/2010 11:24:29 PM

+1

6/19/2010 11:24:43 PM

hold the "mayo"

6/19/2010 11:24:53 PM

ahahahaha is the description still in cb? cause i dont know if i can pull that off again...

6/19/2010 11:25:31 PM

egyeyes (11:25) : i'd stick dat whole thang in mah mouf
evan (11:25) : duh, you have to... otherwise it's insulting to the sushi chef
egyeyes (11:26) : exactly.
JTMONEYNCSU (11:26) : it goes down easy
egyeyes (11:26) : evan will u give me dat 190% soy sauce?
JTMONEYNCSU (11:26) : eww what would soy sauce even be?
Optimum (11:26) : oy
evan (11:26) : you know it, gurl... extra salty
egyeyes (11:27) : yeah none of that low sodium shit

6/19/2010 11:29:48 PM

JTMONEYNCSU (11:22) : then have someone deep throat your dick and eat off the rest of the sushi
JTMONEYNCSU (11:22) : like an evan dick sushi shiskabob
egyeyes (11:22) : oh snap id eat dat
Optimum (11:22) : that has to be the most unusual juxtaposition of comments ITCB ever
egyeyes (11:22) : id call it the evan roll
JTMONEYNCSU (11:23) : ahaha an evan roll
evan (11:23) : the cream sauce is the best part
JTMONEYNCSU (11:23) : dont get any wasabi in your pee hole
egyeyes (11:23) : itd be inside out, with spicy mayo

JTMONEYNCSU (11:24) : who all seen dat evan roll say yeah?
egyeyes (11:24) : YEAH
JTMONEYNCSU (11:25) : shyeeeaahh
Tarun (11:25) : naah my elder called me and my younger sister, and i added my parents to the conference call...i use something rebtel to call india...nonoh to call peru and att for iowa
Optimum (11:25) : Tarun
evan (11:25) : *looks down* YEAHHH




loooololol @ tarun's conversation mixed in with this one

6/19/2010 11:31:55 PM

damn didnt quite get all of it.

6/19/2010 11:33:26 PM

yeah i got as much as i could

i could dig through my cache for the rest but i'm lazy

6/19/2010 11:33:57 PM

i'd eat that

6/19/2010 11:34:22 PM

^interesting... tell us more

6/19/2010 11:35:00 PM

i have no idea what it is that i said i'd eat, but i'm assuming because it's evan associated it'd be 10/10

6/19/2010 11:48:11 PM

good job, you just volunteered to slob his knob.

6/19/2010 11:48:53 PM

oh its 10"/10"...


lol

6/20/2010 12:01:31 AM

ROFLMAO.

Just wait until he gets back and reads this.

6/20/2010 12:02:04 AM

PRESENT SAID KNOB

6/20/2010 12:04:30 AM

OH LAWD

6/20/2010 12:45:47 AM

Quote :

"evan (11:58) : my penis is up"

7/12/2010 12:00:40 AM

okay, i seriously love you
haha

7/12/2010 12:01:40 AM

evan has a penis?

7/12/2010 12:02:26 AM

Sir, the feeling is quite mutual.

7/12/2010 12:02:33 AM

The EJT roll:

8==D((-- 8===D((---/ \

7/21/2010 2:37:17 AM

i think we need to open a "restaurant"

7/21/2010 2:38:52 AM

Make sure it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, though.

7/21/2010 2:39:28 AM

see i was in the last conversation as well and its nothing to do with me!

7/21/2010 2:40:14 AM

We ♥ you, Tarun.

7/21/2010 2:41:25 AM

hell with you egyptian lady! yall bunch of crazies

7/21/2010 2:42:53 AM

lol what is going on here

7/21/2010 2:50:06 AM

Tarun makes me lawl every single time this happens

7/21/2010 2:50:38 AM

^

7/21/2010 2:50:50 AM

hes like that random bystander you see in group pictures that is just there and has no idea hes in the picture

7/21/2010 2:52:20 AM

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 2:54 AM. Reason : FucYALL]

7/21/2010 2:53:11 AM

bttt.

1/7/2011 6:39:26 PM

are they bogo?

1/7/2011 6:40:29 PM

1/7/2011 6:42:57 PM

no, the evan roll is always full price.

1/7/2011 6:46:16 PM

i'm sure it's worth it though

1/7/2011 6:52:56 PM