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"Normally, my capacity is exceeded gradually, through the accumulation of simple, daily tasks. "

Quote :

"The first day or two of my plans usually goes okay. "

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"At some point, I start feeling self-congratulatory. "

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"This is a mistake. I begin to feel like I've accomplished my goals. It's like I think that adulthood is something that can be earned like a trophy in one monumental burst of effort and then admired and coveted for the rest of one's life. "

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"At some point in this endlessly spiraling disaster, I am forced to throw all of my energy into trying to be an adult again, just to dig myself out of the pit I've fallen into. The problem is that I enter this round of attempted adulthood already burnt out from the last round. I can't not fail. "

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html

6/20/2010 4:20:19 PM

A lot of work went into that post when you could have just posted the link.

6/20/2010 4:21:53 PM

haha i like it

6/20/2010 4:26:25 PM

^^ yes well i felt like being a nice person, so

6/20/2010 4:28:00 PM

Good, because my time is EXTREMELY VALUABLE.

6/20/2010 4:30:00 PM

it made me laugh.

6/20/2010 4:30:29 PM

There's a lot of truth in that, I laughed. Thanks for posting stuff in the thread, if it had just been a link I probably wouldn't have clicked it.

6/20/2010 5:20:33 PM

This and sneaky hate spiral are so accurate to my life that it frightens me.

6/20/2010 6:58:00 PM

usually i hit CLEAN ALL THE THINGS and instantly detour to xbox

i'm pretty terrible at being grown-up

6/20/2010 7:03:26 PM

hahahaha. i LOVE THIS BLOG!!!!

this is still my all time fav post i think but its hard to choose they're all hilarious: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/am-adult.html

Quote :

"Sometimes I feel like Boyfriend and I are retarded cavemen. All of our friends are going about their lives as normal, well-adjusted adults who cook their meals and live in clean, well-decorated houses, while Boyfriend and I are sitting on the floor eating beans out of a can with spoons we made out of tinfoil because we can't find any of our real spoons."

6/20/2010 9:23:46 PM

I went through the same transition to adulthood. It's like shit ... if I don't do something, it doesn't get done.

Imagine how much harder it was in ye olden days when you had to pay bills by mailing a check. I would've gotten my power cut off 9 times before I remembered to do that.

6/20/2010 9:31:31 PM

wow looks like i took you an hour to make this thread. im sorry but it sucks

6/20/2010 9:34:26 PM

i'll never be an adult for one reason and one reason only....



BEER

6/20/2010 9:35:00 PM

6/20/2010 9:47:46 PM

and this is why LunaK is awesome...

6/20/2010 10:27:27 PM

LOL

6/20/2010 10:31:16 PM

me and lunak were made for each other

shes still a girl right

6/20/2010 10:36:14 PM

^

6/27/2010 8:55:24 PM

hahahahaha i just found a new profile picture

6/27/2010 9:20:10 PM

this is one of my favorite posts from her...

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

6/27/2010 10:01:01 PM

I seriously never want to grow up

I'm really pissed that I'm almost 30

6/27/2010 10:01:53 PM

damn you really almost 30? i didn't know you were so old!

6/27/2010 10:06:31 PM

I know right!!!!!!!!!1

6/27/2010 10:08:05 PM

ALOT NO UNDERSTAND

ima have to start reading this blog

6/27/2010 10:09:44 PM

it's the best thing i've ever read...EVER


i laughed hysterically ALOT

[Edited on June 27, 2010 at 10:11 PM. Reason : its sorta like reading kadwackle's posts....only funnier ]

6/27/2010 10:10:32 PM

hahaha

6/27/2010 10:13:05 PM

6/27/2010 10:13:59 PM

^ i felt like that tonight when my dad was getting all on my case about jobs

6/27/2010 10:17:40 PM

that blog is freaking hilarious.





[Edited on June 27, 2010 at 10:21 PM. Reason : oops ronny posted it ]

6/27/2010 10:17:57 PM

A portrait of the artist

6/27/2010 11:50:52 PM

I'd hit it.

6/28/2010 3:59:43 AM

The alot thing is great

6/28/2010 4:13:14 AM

^ Is that a pokemon? Why isn't he catching it?

6/28/2010 4:16:28 AM

BAP

6/28/2010 9:01:00 AM

bttt

6/30/2010 9:10:32 AM

i like this thread, alot.

6/30/2010 10:03:43 AM

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html


i just laughed until i could not breath

7/6/2010 4:49:32 PM

^ first person/dog combo i thought of when reading this was cadwackle

7/6/2010 4:54:44 PM

I laughed so hard I had to force my eyes to stay open to keep reading... I'm going to try this with my dog hahaha


^ ahahahaha... so true

but then I saw the extreme head tilt and thought of






[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 4:58 PM. Reason : .]

7/6/2010 4:56:35 PM

^ omg the resemblance is uncanny

7/6/2010 5:01:13 PM

This is a good thread.

7/6/2010 5:02:36 PM

lolol

7/6/2010 5:06:03 PM

^ the last three don't work for me

nevermind

7/6/2010 5:06:46 PM

omg the dog one killed me

when i first got my dog she wouldn't walk up stairs either. it took MONTHS

i had to carry her up and down them

7/6/2010 5:12:50 PM

Lol casey sent me the link to the dog one. I can't stop laughing now.

7/6/2010 5:15:13 PM

i love this girl

7/6/2010 5:27:52 PM

I'm enjoying the hell out of these posts.

The visit to Texas was ridiculous.

7/6/2010 5:43:12 PM

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/how-fish-almost-destroyed-my-childhood.html


ahahaha, I'm fuckin' crying over here...

7/6/2010 6:15:26 PM

7/6/2010 6:19:12 PM

this thread has introduced me to my new favorite read, awesomely hilarious

7/7/2010 7:50:25 PM