Things you need to do:

1. Buy a fucking watch
2. Learn some fucking time management



ilu,

MrsCake

6/20/2010 6:52:01 PM

k

6/20/2010 6:53:44 PM

He has a watch, but it prevents him from doing this:



so, he chooses not to wear it.

6/20/2010 6:54:55 PM

6/20/2010 8:11:55 PM

HAHAHA


SO
FUCKING
TRUE


Items 3 and 4:
Answer your damn phone/put google voice to work
Return the calls you say you will. Quit apologizing after the fact.

6/20/2010 8:12:55 PM

fag hags ITT

6/20/2010 8:14:07 PM

^ raaaaaaaaaawr big boy

6/20/2010 8:48:09 PM

i agree with said thread

6/20/2010 8:49:24 PM

Dear Evan,
Please fix SAS.
Thanks!
R&D

7/9/2010 5:33:11 PM

dear evan,

hi

7/9/2010 7:02:58 PM

Dear Evan,
SAS people are fucking up I-40.
See, the problem is that all of us that work in RTP proper have to drive past SAS to get back to Raleigh. At 5:13 when we should be breezing by the SAS site on our way home a bunch of no drive assholes fail to merge properly and fuck it up for everyone.
Plz to fix.
-Skack
p.s., evan ftw!

7/9/2010 7:06:37 PM

Quote :

"Dear Evan, Please fix SAS. Thanks! R&D"

Dear Gonzo:
That's why I've been here since 6am.
Thanks!
Evan, R&D

Quote :

"Dear Evan, SAS people are fucking up I-40. See, the problem is that all of us that work in RTP proper have to drive past SAS to get back to Raleigh. At 5:13 when we should be breezing by the SAS site on our way home a bunch of no drive assholes fail to merge properly and fuck it up for everyone. Plz to fix. -Skack p.s., evan ftw!"

Dear Skack:
I doubt that SAS people are the problem, as the vast majority of us leave work at 4pm.
-Evan
p.s.: Skack ftw!

7/11/2010 1:26:20 PM

Dear Evan,
Bwn?

7/11/2010 3:28:56 PM

Quote :

"fag hags ITT"

win

7/11/2010 4:53:17 PM

i'm pretty sure not all of the people in this thread are women

also, somebody being a "fag hag" to me is like being a normal friend

considering i'm, you know, not faggy in the least.

7/11/2010 5:12:47 PM

Add to list:

Change your voicemail greeting, 'cause it does sound kinda gay.

7/11/2010 9:00:01 PM

evan is the least gay gay dude i have ever met

hes like a gay ninja with cool toys

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 9:01 PM. Reason : ]

7/11/2010 9:01:06 PM

^ I thought the same thing!

Then he tried to look at my penis while we were peeing next to each other at the urinal.

7/11/2010 9:05:16 PM

Quote :

"Add to list: Change your voicemail greeting, 'cause it does sound kinda gay."

bahaha, i was actually just talking about this last night

Quote :

"evan is the least gay gay dude i have ever met hes like a gay ninja with cool toys [Edited on July 11, 2010 at 9:01 PM. Reason : ]"

gay ninja? HELL YES

7/12/2010 12:10:42 AM

in before the wolf pack "the time is now"

7/12/2010 12:24:44 AM