someone come here and help me unpack all this shit.

6/21/2010 2:43:29 PM

How about we just burn it all?

6/21/2010 2:44:10 PM

Parody thread:

someone come here and help me pack all this shit

pic of evan or Richard Simmons or something

6/21/2010 2:44:21 PM

un
all this my

6/21/2010 2:44:51 PM

Fuck that

6/21/2010 2:48:06 PM

Thanks for the help, assholes

6/21/2010 9:03:21 PM

Only if you come help me unpack all of my shit in August.

6/21/2010 9:04:20 PM

Quote :

"pic of evan or Richard Simmons or something"

why must you group me with him

6/21/2010 9:04:36 PM

Jeff, please to pay me with one African American child and I will lend aid.

6/21/2010 9:05:05 PM

Why's it gotta be about race?

What if he's got a spare Cambodian child he can offer.

6/21/2010 9:06:00 PM

Or does it need to be American? What if it's from Kenya? Will that suffice?

6/21/2010 9:06:39 PM

Man something could have been a dinosaur or a laser or something

You don't know where I was going with that

6/21/2010 9:07:02 PM

Quote :

"Only if you come help me unpack all of my shit in August."

deal.

Quote :

"Jeff, please to pay me with one African American child and I will lend aid."

I'm confused as to how you know I have a collection of African American children in my basement.

6/21/2010 9:07:08 PM

FINE! FINE!

Please pay me in HUMAN BABIES!

6/21/2010 9:07:13 PM

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[Edited on June 21, 2010 at 9:08 PM. Reason : fuck that]

6/21/2010 9:07:54 PM

oooooooooooooooooooo

6/21/2010 9:09:08 PM

my fingers are quicker than my brain sometimes
and for that, I apologize.

please don't hurt me

6/21/2010 9:10:27 PM

FEAR THE MIDGET QUEEN.

6/21/2010 9:11:12 PM

Wait, does that mean you're queen of the midgets or that you're just a queen who happens to have short stature.

CLARIFICATION IS IMPORTANT!

6/21/2010 9:12:40 PM

6/21/2010 9:14:12 PM

Queen of the Little People

6/21/2010 9:15:46 PM

I believe it means this is bottombaby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpI2ev7AeU

6/21/2010 9:15:57 PM

*rotflmao*

I'm afraid that I'll never develop quite so lovely a tan.

6/21/2010 9:17:55 PM

if you needed your shit packed, evan could have helped

6/21/2010 9:20:49 PM

Lame punchline: -10
Not reading the thread: -10
Assuming that you're being original with the lame punchline: -30



you lose sir. you lose.

6/21/2010 9:25:36 PM

damn i thought the movers unpacked everything for you since they packed it all up.

6/21/2010 9:29:12 PM

oh, I knew it was lame. that's what made it so good.

6/21/2010 9:30:20 PM

They put things together that they took apart, i.e., Table, bed, desk, recliner
but they don't physically unpack the boxes

s'ok though. I'd rather do it, as opposed to having 3 people asking me "where does this go?!" every 5 seconds.

6/21/2010 9:31:06 PM

Quote :

"Or does it need to be American? What if it's from Kenya? Will that suffice?"

Only if you can prove it was born in Hawaii.

6/21/2010 9:31:13 PM

Update: I've made significant progress. Bedroom, kitchen, office...all done.

Still have lot to unpack in the living room. I'm purposefully unpacking the xbox and PS3 last, because I know if thats hooked up, I'll play that instead of unpacking.

6/25/2010 3:44:20 PM

paying movers: -$texas

6/25/2010 3:49:14 PM

you're too far away. sorry.

6/25/2010 3:50:44 PM

^^ yeah... my company paid all costs.

^ don't give me that shit. Id do it for you. And remember that time I killed that bug for you? Payback time.

6/25/2010 4:00:46 PM

ive done the service you deserve and sent my gf to help you

and then to help you

6/25/2010 4:01:59 PM

I want to be buried next to pilgrimshoes when I kick the bucket.

6/25/2010 4:05:04 PM

oh darn

i missed this thread... totally would've come up to help

6/25/2010 4:05:47 PM

plz to give new address, so I can just send you your bug back, if that's the way you feel about it!

FINE!!

6/25/2010 4:06:33 PM

my company paid me to relocate

i moved myself

came out like $2300 in the black

6/25/2010 4:07:33 PM

TWW NoVA/DC meetup to unpack EMCE's things?

6/25/2010 4:10:46 PM

LunaK, its not too late. And the bed is all assembled, so we can take a nap afterwards too

G.O.D, aww, you kept it all these years?

NRR...haha, man, if you saw my relocation package, you would do exactly what I did.
Full service movers that pack, load, store, and deliver. Fully insured.
$2000 cash
Per diem for a month, which works out to $479 a week
Hotel suite for a month
$0.50 a mile for gas
Realtor to find me a new apartment or house
1 paid return trip back if I need it.

6/25/2010 4:17:29 PM

niiiice

6/25/2010 4:18:44 PM