She's really cute in the face. Nice big, perky, round tittyballs
Nice ass
Looks to be in shape
She kept giving me the eye, and checking me out
And every time I went out to my car to get more stuff to bring into my new place, she was at her window inside staring at me.

I'm also guessing that she's about 16 or 17.
haha, fuck dat. EMCE is too pretty to go to jail.

6/23/2010 9:28:34 PM

16 is legal in many states.
That's not an excuse to compromise your morals though.

6/23/2010 9:30:19 PM

Quote :

"ROUND TITTY BALLS"

6/23/2010 9:30:55 PM

oh dag. looks like 16 IS the legal age of consent here

still, I'm better than that

6/23/2010 9:33:17 PM

6/23/2010 9:34:26 PM

for reals - EMCE is the man.

6/23/2010 9:35:14 PM

Need some pics mang

6/23/2010 9:35:52 PM

For real, I can't even imagine what a deep conversation would be like...


Her: O_O
Me: So, what do you think about Gen. Stanley McChrystal stepping down?
Her: O_o
Me: You know...Petraeus is assuming his role?
Her: o_O
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Her:

6/23/2010 9:41:22 PM

that gif is the guy from seeing things

6/23/2010 9:44:33 PM

^^ Doing it wrong. NEVER get in an in depth conversation with a 16-17 year old.


You: Hi, How old are you?
Her: 16
You: BWN?

6/23/2010 9:50:54 PM

I've intentionally let many things slide right under my moral radar. This is one of those things that I can't let slide though...

6/23/2010 9:54:55 PM

You: Hey baby
Her: Team Edward or Team Jacob
You: Whatever you want me to be
Her: I like Edward
You: NOM NOM NOM NOM

6/23/2010 10:19:44 PM

Her: How is it?
Me: Tastes like similac :-/

6/23/2010 10:21:12 PM

Eww...That stuff's gross. I drank some in college one time. Tastes like sand. I don't know how babies drink it, but I guess they don't know much else.

[Edited on June 23, 2010 at 10:31 PM. Reason : l]

6/23/2010 10:31:30 PM

Never tasted it. But it smells terrible.

6/23/2010 10:33:38 PM

Quote :

"that gif is the guy from seeing things "

What?

6/23/2010 10:34:00 PM

Easy solution. Blowjob with some titty slaps.

Morals still intact.

6/23/2010 10:57:24 PM

You raise an interesting point, sir...

6/23/2010 10:58:58 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078685/

6/29/2010 3:53:09 PM

Dude that gif is from Scanners

6/29/2010 3:55:51 PM

i'm sure your gf will enjoy reading this

6/29/2010 3:56:51 PM

he's single

6/29/2010 3:57:34 PM

well nevermind then, my bad, carry on

6/29/2010 3:58:23 PM

Quote :

"BLOWJOB + TITTY SLAPS"

6/29/2010 3:58:40 PM

Quote :

" Her: O_O Me: So, what do you think about Gen. Stanley McChrystal stepping down? Her: O_o Me: You know...Petraeus is assuming his role? Her: o_O Me: ಠ_ಠ Her: "

i lol'd b/c i actually pictured the faces.

6/29/2010 3:59:13 PM

tag me in EMCE

i'll jump from the top ropes and take care of her for you

my morals are looser than MAN's mother

6/29/2010 4:05:28 PM

OH FUCK DAT

6/29/2010 5:32:28 PM

^^haha

6/29/2010 5:33:39 PM

Pics of her or STFU.

6/29/2010 5:34:14 PM

Yo, look at her bush

Does it got hair?

6/29/2010 5:36:13 PM

I had a dream last night that I was reporting to McChrystal about a double agent I was in charge of controlling, like some CIA style shit. I had to lie to him about some stuff to cover my ass, because my agent was going rogue.

[Edited on June 29, 2010 at 5:50 PM. Reason : gfh]

6/29/2010 5:50:15 PM

[Edited on June 29, 2010 at 5:56 PM. Reason : `]

6/29/2010 5:54:49 PM

Quote :

"Dude that gif is from Scanners"

who starred in:

Seeing Things was a Canadian comedy-drama mystery television series which originally aired on CBC Television from 1981 to 1987. It was also seen in Europe, South Africa, Singapore, Australia and the United States. In all, 43 episodes were produced. With the exception of "Seeing R.E.D." (90 minutes) episodes were one hour long.
The show starred Louis Del Grande as Louis Ciccone, a newspaper journalist who solves murders with the help of his ability to see postcognitive visions. Unfortunately, Louis cannot consciously control this sense except by investigating the clues the initial vision gives. In some episodes, however, such as "Seeing the Country", he is able to stop visions from entering his mind. Nevertheless, only when he discovers new information on the case will further visions occur, which provide increasingly more detail until they finally reveal the murderer.
Del Grande was also the show's creator and writer.
The show also starred Del Grande's real-life wife Martha Gibson as Ciccone's wife Marge, and Janet-Laine Green as crown attorney Heather Redfern. The supporting cast also included Frank Adamson, Lynne Gordon, Ivan Beaulieu, Murray Westgate, Louis Negin and Cec Linder.
At the time, Seeing Things was something of a hit, and guest-starred several Canadian celebrities, such as Ronnie Hawkins. Another notable appearance is by Mark McKinney of The Kids in the Hall, who played a character working in a morgue in the episode "Different Point of View". The show won several awards in Canada. In 1983, Del Grande won an ACTRA Award for Best Actor in a Television Drama, and Sheldon Chad won an ACTRA award for Best Writer Television Drama for the episode "Seeing Double."

6/29/2010 7:22:31 PM

Quote :

"She's really cute in the face. Nice big, perky, round tittyballs Nice ass Looks to be in shape She kept giving me the eye, and checking me out And every time I went out to my car to get more stuff to bring into my new place, she was at her window inside staring at me. "

you were checking out a girl that was in 1st grade when you were a senior in high school.

you still have no chance

[Edited on June 30, 2010 at 12:01 AM. Reason : if you were a REAL MAN you would have been sizing up her mom.....]

6/30/2010 12:00:49 AM

Iswydt

[Edited on June 30, 2010 at 10:27 AM. Reason : .]

6/30/2010 10:24:59 AM

EMCE relaxing on Arab13's rape island do not lie

welcome to the neighborhood ladies

6/30/2010 10:27:10 AM

Is she black or white? The answer to this question will determine your odds of getting away with fucking her.

6/30/2010 10:29:53 AM

Looks black, but I think she's mixed

6/30/2010 10:33:22 AM

so the odds are 50% then

you a gamblin' man?

6/30/2010 10:38:11 AM

Hah, not in this case.

6/30/2010 10:42:44 AM