... in the men's bathroom on the 1st floor... there's a one hour time limit pal

I was in the one of the stalls when, out of the corner of my eye, I see a computer screen slide into view (it had just been set on the bathroom floor in the next stall over). Not surprising, it's playing a porn video. I start laughing to myself silently. To be fair though, the resolution in the video was top notch, which is very key. I mean, this is 2010. You can't jack off to fuzzy, pixelated tits, right? However, I didn't much care for the two guys in the three-way. Gotta have two chicks dude, it's a must.

About 30 seconds later, as I'm about to get up, I of course hear the guy getting to work, which makes sense given that he had just put the computer down. Gotta have your hands free after all. I suppose he could've kept the computer on his lap, but then again it'd suck to drop and break the computer during "happy time." He was still in there when I washed my hands and left.

Anyway, about 45 minutes ago I return to the bathroom for a 2nd trip (thanks to downing a 20oz coke). I walk into the bathroom, head to a urinal, then glance my left... and realized that the same dude was still in that same stall. Only this time he was typing away on his laptop.

....

Alright, I was just going to go on my merry way after the first "run-in." I had studying to do and didn't need any more distractions. But for him to still be in there 45 minutes later? Good lord dude. Get a hobby for crying out loud. Him still being there meant that he decided to:

A) chill for a while until it was time for "Round #2"
B) blog about it
C) download more porn for next time
D) check his email
E) All of the above

::shakes head::


[Edited on June 26, 2010 at 5:13 PM. Reason : If I fail my damn finals it'll be this dude's fault ]

6/26/2010 5:11:39 PM

lolol

6/26/2010 5:20:53 PM

In my defense, fucking my hand felt REALLY good.

6/26/2010 5:24:27 PM

Haters gonna hate.

6/26/2010 5:30:31 PM

1.) fap fap fap fap
2.) breathe
3.) fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
4.) repeat

6/26/2010 6:06:11 PM

damn, I've seen the same scenario in the bathroom at an airport

thought to myself: couldn't he wait until he got home or to a hotel?

6/26/2010 6:06:41 PM

^ two words: Larry Craig

6/26/2010 6:08:17 PM

maybe he had to take a huge shit afterward and decided he might as well get some work done while he was sitting down

6/26/2010 6:09:45 PM

6/26/2010 6:10:42 PM

Those look more like pendulous testicles, imo.

6/26/2010 6:12:01 PM

Dude man a good 15 min is all you need IF you have the right video, but if he was having a low-count swimmer's day, hehe that could have prolonged his stay...but besides the point....there's no way in hell im taking my lap top in the stall of a bathroom, ..dude id MUCH rather be in the confines of my own home, or atleast my hotel room for that crap!



Never a dull moment on the campus of NCSU, hehe

6/26/2010 6:14:06 PM

Leave Miyabi Isshiki alone!

6/26/2010 6:14:12 PM

Quote :

"If I fail my damn finals it'll be this dude's fault"

or you can blame the fact that you are posting on TWW and watching other dudes jerk off in the bathroom instead of studying...

[Edited on June 26, 2010 at 6:41 PM. Reason : ///]

6/26/2010 6:40:38 PM

^

6/26/2010 7:05:26 PM

you should asked if he needed a hand

6/26/2010 7:13:10 PM

one tap for yes

two for no

6/26/2010 8:22:07 PM

This is sad.

I'm assuming he doesn't have internet at home and comes to the library to check out a laptop and do his thing in the bathroom. God, that must suck.

6/26/2010 9:35:27 PM

BridgetSPK, I've admired you for quite some time. I would be honored if you would help me jack off. What say you?

6/26/2010 9:38:01 PM

And you didn't record it?????

SUPER SAD

6/26/2010 9:40:28 PM

Kiwi, would you be offended if I were to send you some of my jack off videos?

6/26/2010 9:41:57 PM

Actually, I'd be delighted.

6/26/2010 9:43:41 PM

I will send a PM shortly
Please, tell me what you think...

6/26/2010 9:45:00 PM

To the guy jacking off in the library...


AWESOME. Keep up the good work! Just include someone in your efforts next time, so you'll have non-creepy stories to tell your friends when you're drunk.

6/26/2010 9:45:46 PM

wide stance

6/27/2010 12:02:39 AM

Man, this thread has brought me a good laugh, hehe, I appreciate that, haha

6/27/2010 1:44:39 AM

Quote :

"hehe, I appreciate that, haha"

6/27/2010 1:57:08 AM

Dude you should have your prostate checked out. If you had to pee 45 minutes later because of one 20 oz coke, that could be a sign of a problem

6/27/2010 2:51:14 AM

When I used to jerk off at the library, I'd do it at the 2nd floor computers after hours. Not many people there to care.

6/27/2010 4:47:50 PM