June 30, 2010

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"A Colorado woman claims the sight of a vampire spooked her into backing her sport utility vehicle into a ditch. According to the Colorado State Patrol, the Fruita woman was driving down an unlit dirt road late Sunday, when she put her SUV in reverse and backed it into a canal. She told first responders she put the car in reverse because a vampire was chasing her. The woman was not injured in the crash. Troopers do not think drugs or alcohol were a factor, but said the woman may not have taken certain medications that day. They added they found no evidence of a vampire."

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Yet. That's because they're fast.

6/30/2010 6:28:57 PM

Twilight claims another victim

6/30/2010 6:29:51 PM

did they search for guano

6/30/2010 6:30:22 PM

That's absurd. Everyone knows vampires don't live in colorado

6/30/2010 6:31:30 PM

Yea, they live on Sesame Street. Ah ah ah

6/30/2010 6:47:38 PM

and Santa Carla

6/30/2010 6:50:53 PM

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"because a vampire was chasing her"

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"she put the car in reverse"

OIC

6/30/2010 6:54:37 PM

the vampire was obviously chasing her from the front

duh

6/30/2010 7:00:34 PM

6/30/2010 7:02:28 PM

There's a bunch of (27 YEAR OLD) chicks on my newsfeed from high school that would probably buy into this story...as soon as they finish masturbating to pics of Edward.

6/30/2010 7:11:50 PM

Is Edward the kid that is fucking Taylor Swift, or the pale one with big hair?

6/30/2010 7:12:53 PM

damn women drivers

6/30/2010 7:13:44 PM

Pale one....ohhh BUT HE SPARKLES.

6/30/2010 7:13:49 PM

LSD is one hell of a OH SHIT A VAMPIRES

6/30/2010 7:14:11 PM

I wish I could sparkle

6/30/2010 7:15:50 PM

^ My dick sparkles.

6/30/2010 9:23:22 PM

This thread made me want Count Chocula.

7/1/2010 9:22:38 AM

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"the woman may not have taken certain medications that day."

hmm wonder what those could be

7/1/2010 9:24:18 AM

7/1/2010 9:52:43 AM

All the vampires walkin' through the valley
Move west down Ventura Blvd

7/1/2010 9:58:14 AM