vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
I was outside at the Times with a few friends and these two goofy-looking white kids rolled up looking for a lighter. We could tell they were shitfaced and/or on something, and they told us four times they had missed the last bus to North Raleigh.
One of my friends messed with them for a little while, asking them what they did (response #1: "everything" #2: "roxys, oxys, and we smoke buuuuuddddd"), and they asked us if we went to State at least six times.
Finally they asked if we had any cash for a cab; we all said no. One of them pointed to the tip money we were leaving on the table and said, "Hey, there's some cash." We made it clear that it was a tip (it was in the check holder). "Oh, for like the bar guy."
Meanwhile, the other idiot had wandered behind me to the next table; the couple there had paid their check, put a tip on the table, and left.
I hear this piece of shit pick up the money and crumple it up to put it in his pocket, and I wheel around in time to see it in his hand.
When I said, "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" he was a deer in headlights.
When I said, "Put it back or I'll call the cops on your ass right now," he slammed the money back on the table and said to his buddy, "Yo, we gotta dip right now."
Who the fuck does that low-ass scumbag shit?
Even the pathetic dude who stumbles to every table asking for change won't take tips off a table. Jesus. 7/7/2010 7:37:52 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Fucking white people 7/7/2010 7:47:58 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Who the fuck does that low-ass scumbag shit?" |
white people black people red people brown people yellow people blue people7/7/2010 7:49:02 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
racist motherfucker. 7/7/2010 7:50:43 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
Fucking white people kids 7/7/2010 8:10:53 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ You forgot purple. 7/7/2010 8:14:13 AM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
7/7/2010 8:15:29 AM |
Wraith All American 27246 Posts user info edit post |
Yo holmes, to Bel-Air! 7/7/2010 9:25:48 AM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
How do they work? 7/7/2010 9:27:06 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^balls! I wanted to post that! 7/7/2010 9:44:07 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
I enjoy fucking white people, specifically the female ones.
7/7/2010 9:44:38 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
7/7/2010 9:46:48 AM |
marko Tom Joad 72824 Posts user info edit post |
white people black people red people brown people yellow people blueyou people
7/7/2010 9:49:04 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
No matter how many times you tell someone that drugs are mentally debilitating, they still do it and this is the result. 7/7/2010 9:52:21 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
THEY WERE HIGH ON THAT TEENAGE! 7/7/2010 9:58:07 AM |
lion4russell All American 1588 Posts user info edit post |
^^ this is always the result. the story is all the same.
DONT DO DRUGS OR YOU WILL STEAL TIP MONEYZZZZZZZZZ 7/7/2010 9:59:03 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
DONT DO DRUGS OR YOU WILL STEAL TIP MONEYZZZZZZZZZ YOU HAVE A HIGH RISK OF ENDING UP BEING ONE OF THESE GUYS
Fixed.
Let me guess, you do drugs and are defending drug's position because you, yourself, have not resorted to stealing tip money. 7/7/2010 10:03:47 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
ITT GeniuSxBoY shows that he is a pedantic dicksuck. 7/7/2010 10:05:45 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
I know, right? I did some drugs one time, and the next thing I know... ...I'm stealing tips, forgetting to pick up my little brother from soccer practice, and I almost ran over this biking girl at the drive-through.
IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!
correlation != causation
...geniusboy 7/7/2010 10:07:12 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
^^Was it obvious or did you have to point it out?
[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:07 AM. Reason : .] 7/7/2010 10:07:41 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "correlation != causation" |
Are you really arguing that drugs don't alter your state of mind while on a high? You can't be serious.7/7/2010 10:09:19 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
^ Do you really not think that's a straw-man?
(to be fair, you asked -- didn't simply state it, so, not really a straw-man, but your intent seems to indicate it.)
[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:12 AM. Reason : ] 7/7/2010 10:10:33 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I'm out shopping, I'll end my side of the argument here. If anyone wants to take my place, hop on it 7/7/2010 10:11:35 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
^ You don't even know what you're arguing:
Person A: statement X You: Oh really? Did you really just argue statement Y? Person A: 7/7/2010 10:13:45 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
I love fucking white people. 7/7/2010 10:15:45 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i prefer it as well 7/7/2010 10:22:03 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ITT GeniuSxBoY shows that he is a pedantic dicksuck." |
[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:24 AM. Reason : ]7/7/2010 10:24:30 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i'm an equal opportunity hater
p.s. i didn't read this thread, but yay for sloths 7/7/2010 10:25:16 AM |
Socks`` All American 11792 Posts user info edit post |
hockey fans are not allowed to complain about "white people".
90% of this thread also disqualifies you: http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=542689
[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:28 AM. Reason : ``] 7/7/2010 10:28:16 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
cool story bro
Quote : | "No matter how many times you tell someone that drugs are mentally debilitating, they still do it and this is the result." |
you do know that "drugs" include marijuana right?
and yes, this sounds like a bunch of potheads
[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:30 AM. Reason : f]7/7/2010 10:29:52 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
what the shit is a roxy 7/7/2010 10:32:23 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I'm assuming Roxycontin 7/7/2010 10:33:04 AM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
roxicodone
same thing as oxycodone, the active ingredient in Oxycontin] 7/7/2010 10:35:08 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Im a codeine fiend
[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:37 AM. Reason : f] 7/7/2010 10:37:21 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
I did some serious caffeine this morning.
When I got to work I noticed I had hundreds of dollars in my pocket from origins unknown.
It's possible that I stole some tip money from somewhere. 7/7/2010 10:41:54 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
bobby stacks 7/7/2010 10:44:45 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
This explains why so many bars in the Raleigh area fail. People drink alcohol and then they steal all the money from the bar which they use to buy more alcohol and steal more money. It's a vicious cycle of drinking alcohol and gaining wealth that unfortunately takes it's toll on the owners of the establishment and their staff.
[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:49 AM. Reason : l] 7/7/2010 10:48:55 AM |