I's a sales engineer. Talk about an oxymoron...

7/7/2010 11:14:40 PM

custodial engineer

7/7/2010 11:15:48 PM

unemployed

7/7/2010 11:16:40 PM

I work technical support for the largest government drug study in the United States.

7/7/2010 11:16:50 PM

Sales Associate

7/7/2010 11:17:05 PM

At this point, Im not even sure.

As of last week, I'm a project engineer on a damn large project, and still have yet to do anything?

I guess my job at this point is trying to look busy/important......

7/7/2010 11:17:28 PM

i write software for a company that specializes in administering and analyzing employee surveys to the healthcare industry

7/7/2010 11:18:01 PM

engineering laboratory technician

7/7/2010 11:19:11 PM

hospice social worker

7/7/2010 11:19:43 PM

Full-time student.

7/7/2010 11:19:51 PM

I'm a male stripper at the strip club Bananaslings

7/7/2010 11:20:17 PM

GET A YOB

7/7/2010 11:29:07 PM

i'm a preschool teacher

7/7/2010 11:32:54 PM

Being awesome first... Test Engineer second

[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 11:34 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2010 11:33:55 PM

Management.

7/7/2010 11:36:41 PM

today, Sales Controller for an LED lighting company. next week, Channel Asset Manager for the same company.

7/7/2010 11:39:46 PM

under assistant west coast promo man

7/7/2010 11:41:46 PM

project engineer

7/7/2010 11:44:14 PM

senior scientist

7/7/2010 11:44:38 PM

^^ I was one of those...for a total turdpile company.

[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 11:45 PM. Reason : NOT a scientist...]

7/7/2010 11:45:01 PM

financial analyst

7/7/2010 11:59:57 PM

I work under the table for my neighbor that's moving in/renovating a 26 room (first 2 floors) house. So... carpenter/landscaper/plasterer.

7/8/2010 12:06:43 AM

My job is to go to training for 6 months out of the last year and a half at two different companies due to people not being able to manage in a certain industry worth a damn.

Oh yeah and, when I'm not doing that, to fly airplanes.

7/8/2010 12:10:35 AM

HPLC Analyst

7/8/2010 12:11:29 AM

getting paid to do stupid shit on the Internet

and I don't mean posting in Web forums

7/8/2010 12:12:53 AM

Mechanical Engineer on an Engine Systems Team

7/8/2010 12:12:54 AM

I'm a full-on rapist, you know, women and children and such

7/8/2010 12:15:28 AM

underemployed and working at a grocery store.

7/8/2010 12:16:35 AM

^^ Well played sir. Rock, flag and eagle.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 12:17 AM. Reason : Carats]

7/8/2010 12:16:44 AM

General Engineer at NNSY (I do structural engineering support for equipment projects)

Starting August 2:
Design Engineer working on Communications Towers (Structural Engineering)

7/8/2010 12:24:02 AM

Video Technician

7/8/2010 12:25:45 AM

Photographer.

7/8/2010 12:31:20 AM

I'd tell you, but then I'd be giving it away.

7/8/2010 12:31:47 AM

I handcraft shitty leather goods and sell them at homoerotic pirate conventions. In my spare time I post on the internet and fight my arch-nemesis SIR MICHAEL OF GLAPION.

7/8/2010 12:37:07 AM

Quote :

"MICHAEL OF GLAPION"

7/8/2010 12:53:46 AM

Barista!

I left Cup a Joe and started working at Busy Bee downtown. I love it!

Someday I will use my degrees more but this is not that day.

7/8/2010 12:58:12 AM

territory sales manager

field rep

sales rep

factory rep

umm, all those titles apply

also marketing rep but that one isn't as descriptive & much more misleading

7/8/2010 1:04:15 AM

I'm a policy analyst at a think tank, mostly specializing in environmental policy and renewable energy policy.

7/8/2010 1:07:21 AM

Protection and Controls / Substation Design Engineer



part time

7/8/2010 1:14:21 AM

My job is looking for a job

7/8/2010 1:19:42 AM

I'm a meteorologist/storm chaser for the ABC station in Lawton, OK/Wichita Falls, TX

AKA professional liar

7/8/2010 1:20:10 AM

Fraud Analyst

7/8/2010 1:20:15 AM

i run a group home for people with autism.

i want to go to culinary school though.

7/8/2010 1:22:40 AM

Legal/Regulatory Research & Government Relations

7/8/2010 1:23:11 AM

professional lift truck operator (but we'll see for how much longer)

7/8/2010 1:24:42 AM

Public Slave.

7/8/2010 1:25:33 AM

i'm the last tarbender

7/8/2010 1:26:46 AM

I'm a hostess at The Cheesecake Factory. FML

7/8/2010 1:27:40 AM

Quote :

"tarbender"

anagram for bartender?

7/8/2010 1:32:26 AM

my job is running this shit on tdub...........bitches

7/8/2010 1:36:21 AM