I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore.

A lady came in for a hammer.
A hammer from the store... (pause)
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
I don't work there any more!

7/8/2010 7:56:58 PM

i'm at home gettin hammered while she's out gettin nailed

7/8/2010 7:58:36 PM

surely this was not a prostitute.

7/8/2010 7:59:12 PM

I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore.

A lady came in for some bolts.
Some bolts from the store... (pause)
Bolts she wanted, my nuts she got!
I don't work there any more!

7/8/2010 8:08:14 PM

A lady came in for some Shakespeare.
Some Shakespeare from the store... (pause)
Shakespeare she wanted, dickins she got!
I don't work there any more!

7/8/2010 9:32:13 PM