Just curious. I mean it's okay to admit that you cried. I did. Just saying.

I swear if you rip on the way Jesus died you'll go to hell.

7/8/2010 10:33:20 PM

no because that movie was shitty

7/8/2010 10:34:45 PM

i couldn't even make it through that stupid ass movie

7/8/2010 10:34:48 PM

i never saw it

am i going to hell? haha.

i DID cry during jesus christ superstar though

AND i'm not even religious.

also i like musicals. whoops.

i made eric have an andrew lloyd webber sing a long on the way back from greensboro the other day.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:36 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 10:35:05 PM

I got pissed off at The Passion of the Christ because this lard ass black woman behind me was talking throughout the entire movie. "DIDJU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID!?" "GURRRRRRRRRL YOU KNOW THOSE WHIPS MUSTA HURT LIKE SHIT!"

I shit you not.

Then she started screaming that I was a racist ho when I went and got management to kick her out.

7/8/2010 10:35:27 PM

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"i never saw it"

7/8/2010 10:36:17 PM

Jesus Christ superstar freaked me out

mightve been cause I was like 10 when I was taken to see it

7/8/2010 10:36:21 PM

Im just watching the South Park episode on it. That's why I asked.

Once a confirmation group watched it when I was their counselor and all the kids started to cry. I was kinda pissed at the pastors for making them watch it.

7/8/2010 10:36:59 PM

Never saw it...but I'm an atheist so I really friggin doubt I would.

We watched some Resurrection movie in my New Testament class and I had to roll my eyes really hard at the kids who did cry

7/8/2010 10:37:15 PM

I love Jesus Christ Superstar. I rock out to that shit during my commute sometimes.

7/8/2010 10:37:19 PM

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"mightve been cause I was like 10 when I was taken to see it "

i think i was like 12

but i had the cd of the songs since i was like 5 so i LOVED IT. ok not that young but it was one of my first cds because i totally wasn't a nerd and was super cool. i totally had ace of base too, though so that makes up for my musical music collection!!!

ok not to hijack the thread. back to other jesus movies

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:38 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 10:37:21 PM

I never saw it...but Mel Gibson beats his ex wife

7/8/2010 10:37:29 PM

^ Practice makes perfect.

7/8/2010 10:38:10 PM

no

but only because mel gibson is an uber uber uber douchebag

i mean really, show me a worse human being than him. professing to be a Christian and doing the shit that he does? no excuse.

7/8/2010 10:38:58 PM

that movie sucked. next time you feel like paying $x to feel like shit, rent The Passion

but no, I did not cry

7/8/2010 10:39:23 PM

I never saw it in theaters. Someone just rented it and I watched it. I totally almost drowned in tears.

That's totally what I get for being a Christian.

7/8/2010 10:41:51 PM

I was too busy yelling at the T.V. about how everything was wrong and they had peice of shit translations and the accents were off.

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"Total Fucking Trash"

This is the most unrealist depiction evahhh. don't fall for this b.s!!

7/8/2010 10:53:43 PM

this was just a bad thread to make, but at least its not hason related

7/8/2010 10:54:34 PM

I don't like you. It's not like I make a hanson thread every other two months. I think out of the five years I've been a member here I've made three hanson threads.

Don't tell my heart. My achey breaky heart. I just don't think it'd understand.

7/8/2010 10:59:31 PM

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"I think out of the five years I've been a member here I've made three hanson threads. "

that's three too many.

7/8/2010 11:01:18 PM

Ohhhh. You sure told me.

7/8/2010 11:02:04 PM

you guys think THIS is a shitty thread?


like seriously, have you seen some of the crap on here?

7/8/2010 11:03:43 PM

^^ really? you're going to defend hanson threads?

7/8/2010 11:04:52 PM

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"OF THR CHRIST"

7/8/2010 11:05:05 PM

^^^seriously. This isn't even the worst thread I have made

^^ why wouldn't I?

^ I'm on my iPod and I'm drunk. It happens

7/8/2010 11:11:57 PM

I never saw it, but its sort of like watching Titanic - I already know the boat sinks.

7/8/2010 11:15:39 PM

i cried at toy story 3.

i had no interest in seeing the passion of the christ.

7/8/2010 11:16:27 PM

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"CRUCIFY THIS"

7/8/2010 11:17:33 PM

i didn't watch that shit

7/8/2010 11:18:22 PM

If by "cry" you mean "make smartass remarks through the whole movie while church ladies frown at you"

then yes, I cried

7/8/2010 11:18:50 PM

I'm a Christian, but

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"no because that movie was shitty"

7/8/2010 11:19:00 PM

Ere is the real kicker. I don't give a shit to tell the truth. I mean you all have a response to this thread and it's such a joke. I like to sing with a lifesize cut out of Justin Timberlake.

7/8/2010 11:20:35 PM

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"I'm on my iPod and I'm drunk. It happens"

So I guess you're a Mel Gibson kinda Christian huh?

7/8/2010 11:21:32 PM

Nah. I am a Jesus type of Christian. I like everyone and I don't talk shit about Jews or black people.

7/8/2010 11:23:26 PM

i couldn't even make it through that stupid ass movie thread title

7/8/2010 11:26:56 PM

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"i mean really, show me a worse human being than him. professing to be a Christian and doing the shit that he does? no excuse."

Conveniently, you don't really need to be a "good Christian" to avoid eternal suffering. You just have to say the right words, or think of the right words with a specific deity in mind. Sure, only a small fraction of all the people that have ever lived or ever will live will successfully dodge Hell, but isn't that exactly the kind of scenario a just god would invent?

7/9/2010 12:05:45 AM

I did. I mean, the movie was terrible in historical accuracy by using a white Jesus. If the movie was historically correct with a black Jesus, I might not have been so emotional.

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 12:40 AM. Reason : .]

7/9/2010 12:39:38 AM

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"no but only because mel gibson is an uber uber uber douchebag i mean really, show me a worse human being than him. professing to be a Christian and doing the shit that he does? no excuse."

precisely, fuck if I'm gonna be guilt tripped by that racist, misogynist douch bag. fuck him and everything he does.

7/9/2010 12:42:36 AM

I think I pretended to cry because I went with a church and it seemed appropriate.

7/9/2010 1:15:21 AM

i, too, cried during toy story 3.

but i didn't cry during this stupid snuff movie with an androgynous snake lady satan.

i did go with a church group, though, because it got me in the first day i didn't have to pay.

7/9/2010 3:41:12 AM

no

7/9/2010 8:45:33 AM

never saw the movie

7/9/2010 8:46:55 AM

God isn't real.

Jesus was just some guy.

7/9/2010 8:48:46 AM

OMG, the word of god.


YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!

7/9/2010 8:50:09 AM

God isn't real.

Gronke was just some guy.

7/9/2010 8:58:08 AM

I was uncomfortable with the movie because it is torture porn

and Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit

7/9/2010 10:29:24 AM

Mel Gibson is a piece of shit.

7/9/2010 10:34:36 AM

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"Nah. I am a Jesus type of Christian. I like everyone and I don't talk shit about Jews or black people."

I'm glad you're not one of those, "I take the word of God seriously" type of Christians...

7/9/2010 11:03:12 AM

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"I take the word of God seriously"

What type would that be?

7/9/2010 12:29:09 PM

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"and Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit"

that's kinda the point...not saying we should make movies about it, though

7/9/2010 1:23:40 PM