eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
Please help me understand why I just found my mom's reading glasses in the fridge. 7/8/2010 11:31:45 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
she was reading nutrition labels! 7/8/2010 11:32:53 PM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
Judging by her umm... figure... she's not the type to care about nutrition labels. 7/8/2010 11:33:35 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I'm fat and I read the labels of everything I eat.
But the true story is, she is putting them in there so they'll be cold later and she can diddle herself with them. 7/8/2010 11:34:23 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
I think the real question is why are you living with your mom?
[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 12:08 AM. Reason : OK you're 18... I keep forgetting not everyone here is as old as me ] 7/9/2010 12:08:07 AM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
they overheated, of course 7/9/2010 12:08:48 AM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
they last longer if you put them in the refrigerator 7/9/2010 12:11:43 AM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
They stay crispy that way 7/9/2010 12:20:04 AM |
keeeeler29 All American 4058 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "But the true story is, she is putting them in there so they'll be cold later and she can diddle herself with them." | I concur7/9/2010 12:20:32 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
one time I found my sunglasses in my fridge because I had them sitting on top of my fridge and then they accidentally fell in when i opened it and didn't notice. 7/9/2010 1:31:20 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
'cause yo momma is too cheap to buy a pair of cool glasses 7/9/2010 2:54:37 AM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
LAFTA DELIVERS THE LULZ. 7/9/2010 2:56:14 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " OK you're 18... I keep forgetting not everyone here is as old as me" |
Me too
7/9/2010 2:56:19 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
http://crazythingsparentssay.com/2010/07/07/funny-parent-quotes-crazyrtb/ 7/9/2010 3:35:44 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I'm 29, have 2 kids, not married, my residence is my mom's house, have a degree, own a business, and plan on retiring in 11 years for the rest of my life.
Figure that one out.
[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 5:13 AM. Reason : .] 7/9/2010 5:13:02 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Ever put the cereal in the fridge in the milk in the cabinet? I've caught myself once just before it happened. Probably the same sort of reason the glasses were in the fridge. Wait for something to start stinking and look where the glasses normally sit. 7/9/2010 5:20:27 AM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
A++++ thread, would read again 7/9/2010 7:42:27 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
i once folded socks from the laundry and put them in the fridge.
still have no clue why i did it 7/9/2010 7:46:09 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Trying to cool them down after being in the dryer? 7/9/2010 8:40:18 AM |
adam8778 All American 3095 Posts user info edit post |
I once lost my TV remote.....
it was in the fridge. 7/9/2010 8:51:19 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Judging by her umm... figure... she's not the type to care about nutrition labels." |
Judging by her umm... figure... she was making sure there is enough fat and sugar in whatever she ate.7/9/2010 8:53:24 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Wayside School is Falling Down, anyone? Mac lost one of his socks, it was in the fridge. 7/9/2010 10:00:29 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Riddle me that Bo Bo dont know jack Cuz Bo cant rap 7/9/2010 12:31:37 PM |