zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Okay, folks. I need to get me a ho. Light my inbox up with your dollar bux pledges so's I can get laid and end this horrific dry spell. 7/9/2010 1:49:37 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
No 7/9/2010 1:49:58 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
if i pledge, does that mean i don't have to volunteer to do you? 7/9/2010 1:52:09 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Your money pledge ensures that you don't have to volunteer to do me. That's what the ho is fo. 7/9/2010 1:53:10 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
try not being gross - then you might get laid legit. 7/9/2010 1:53:57 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
You look like a mutant John C. Reilly
Good luck 7/9/2010 1:54:59 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Hey man, even Dewey Cox got laid. 7/9/2010 1:56:58 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
His voice was that of heaven. 7/9/2010 1:58:50 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "this will surely get you laid" |
7/9/2010 1:59:15 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
use your hand fucker 7/9/2010 2:19:49 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
My hand has started to tell me it's not in the mood. 7/9/2010 2:37:36 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
surprised it hasn't been a lifelong dry spell
I mean you look worse than I do and...well... 7/9/2010 2:39:20 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
You should have mentioned this the other night, I would have tacked a few more bucks onto that check...or at the least written something funny on the "for" line at the bottom
[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 2:45 PM. Reason : beter face] 7/9/2010 2:44:44 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, that would have been hilarious if you had written "SEX" in the subject field. 7/9/2010 3:06:57 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
when NyM410 gives me his rent check he always fills that line in with "love's eternal glory"
7/9/2010 3:22:28 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
HAHAHA...PRICELESS 7/9/2010 3:25:33 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
This is discouraging. Not one pledge. Might have to actually make some effort this weekend. 7/9/2010 4:50:52 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i'll get things moving with a $5 pledge if and only if you post nudes of her 7/9/2010 4:52:26 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Ok... I don't want this to sound mean.... but if you stop wearing cut off jean (? or is it just blue?) shirts, that might help. :\ 7/9/2010 4:52:49 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i'll get things moving with a $5 pledge if and only if you post nudes of her" |
Son, I'll post pics of everything if this comes to fruition.
Quote : | "Ok... I don't want this to sound mean.... but if you stop wearing cut off jean (? or is it just blue?) shirts, that might help. :\" |
Redneck ho's are perfectly acceptable.7/9/2010 4:54:56 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
If you dont have enough money to afford your own ho, then thats probably part of the problem already right there 7/9/2010 4:57:10 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Yessir. Dat be part of de prollem. 7/10/2010 2:29:00 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
fix more cars. 7/10/2010 2:51:42 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
can we have a call center for this likea PBS callathon 7/10/2010 5:30:00 PM |
roddy All American 25832 Posts user info edit post |
pm Optimum or evan 7/10/2010 5:37:34 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I likes de wimmens and pussy and titties.
I ain't into no man ass. 7/11/2010 10:56:06 PM |
Misha All American 881 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha ] 7/12/2010 12:41:57 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ closed for business, sorry.
^^ you don't need a downstairs hole for getting off. 7/12/2010 12:47:53 AM |