WIT STEEBERRY SON.

WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A STRAIGHT UP FUCKING GANGSTER SON.

7/10/2010 1:35:55 PM

for a knife guy its funny to me you're using a wendy's fork and some rando knife

7/10/2010 1:36:45 PM

I've explained this a thousand times son.

7/10/2010 1:40:47 PM

my bad dad

i wasnt paying attention

7/10/2010 1:41:30 PM

Only retards and communists use disposable plates and utensils.

7/10/2010 1:42:08 PM

CONSTANT ALL CAPS USAGE INDICATES THAT

SaabTurbo IS Ihatespida

EXPOSED!

7/10/2010 1:43:09 PM

Gangsters who have unlimited free access to said items also use them.


I mostly collect folding knives, which are not the greatest choice for eating. They can be carefully used to prepare food, but eating with one is not particularly recommended because you get food in the pivot and it's a real pain to get it out of there. It would be one thing if it were a piece of chicken, but sticky fruit juices and stuff are a nightmare to clean without disassembling the knife and I'm not trying to do that just to eat a plate of strawberries, blueberries and cake.

I do have fixed blades capable of doing this, but they're hardly necessary to cut a piece of cake. It's simply not worth the effort and danger of cleaning them (All of my knives are razor sharp) just to eat a piece of cake. I use specific knives for specific purposes. Many are simply self defense pieces or collection pieces. Others are EDC type knives which I use to cut letters, paper, boxes, string, tags, plastic, etc. I will prep meat with my full flat ground folding knives but it requires very careful handling and the process has to be done in a specific sequence to avoid getting shit all over the handles and inside the pivot. If I need really clean cuts or if I want to see how well a particular knife cuts meat, I'll go through that trouble.

7/10/2010 1:43:10 PM

Read the above edit fools.

7/10/2010 1:50:36 PM

Why do berries and angel food cake need a knife anyway?
Are you too pussy to cut the cake with your fork?
You don't even need a knife with chicken, unless that shit is way overcooked.
Or are you just being polite?.....

7/10/2010 2:02:30 PM

Plastic forks don't cut well at all man. Obviously you don't work with much angel food cake and plastic forks. I get unlimited supplies of all of that shit for free, I'm highly experienced in the field. You can ask any real motherfucker in dis bitch son, I can work your face over pretty well with a knife.

7/10/2010 10:18:11 PM

7/29/2010 12:09:49 PM

^^lol, no, you couldn't, you're just some nancy pants who buys weapons to feel tuff but if it ever came down to it you would probably fold under pressure and wind up crying balled up in a corner

7/29/2010 12:17:52 PM

Yes, I would most likely cry in the corner.

7/29/2010 12:22:46 PM