PLEASE

I PROMISE I WON'T FRAG ANYONE IN THE PROCESS

7/11/2010 12:31:04 AM

i can teach you, but are you truly ready to learn

7/11/2010 12:32:23 AM

k

7/11/2010 12:32:36 AM

I am quite ready to learn!

7/11/2010 12:33:44 AM

ok, but I've only done this once. Safety not guaranteed.

7/11/2010 12:35:11 AM

loleusis

7/11/2010 12:36:19 AM

1) Shoot blue portal
2) Shoot orange portal
3) Jump in
.....
4) Profit

7/11/2010 12:36:36 AM

the only way to make it work will take a lot of work, and preparation

7/11/2010 12:36:57 AM

invisibility would work too

but I think teleportation would be more handy

7/11/2010 12:37:49 AM

LLRRUUDDABAB

7/11/2010 12:38:05 AM

no need to be teleporting to female locker rooms

just go back to your porn on the internets

7/11/2010 12:39:30 AM

no there is a definite need

7/11/2010 12:40:41 AM

OK

QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT GUARANTEED

EVEN THOUGH IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TELEPORTING

ALTHOUGH THE NEWS CHANNELS TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE IT DOES

...

GOOD RIDDANCE!

7/11/2010 12:41:40 AM

7/11/2010 12:42:57 AM

(i was jk)

7/11/2010 12:44:55 AM

teleportation is a convenience

7/11/2010 12:45:02 AM

teach me via PM LOL

7/11/2010 12:45:22 AM

i'll just be over there in a minute.

if i dont make it, its cause i failed and i'm trapped in a wall

7/11/2010 12:46:29 AM

haha

7/11/2010 12:46:45 AM

7/11/2010 12:46:52 AM

raiden can only teleport but so far, though

7/11/2010 12:49:12 AM

8/6/2010 9:25:31 PM

please guys, i have a deathmatch tonight.

8/6/2010 9:26:44 PM

LOLOL

8/6/2010 9:28:38 PM

You gotta say, "Energise!"

[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 9:29 PM. Reason : s]

8/6/2010 9:29:33 PM

JeffreyBSG, Scorpion's teleport punch is a quarter circle back and high punch. Plus, the image you posted is clearly a Street Fighter-style layout, not Mortal Kombat.

8/6/2010 9:32:09 PM

i will admit that it took me and my friends a fucking long time to figure out that you had to teleport into that thing to beat the last boss in quake

8/6/2010 9:32:39 PM

^^^ I WAS GOING TO POST THAT!

[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 9:33 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2010 9:33:11 PM

do you want to teleport or do you want remote viewing?

8/6/2010 11:00:40 PM

Hold on, let me put the crystals in first

8/6/2010 11:01:51 PM

^ Gotta make sure it glows white, amirite?

8/6/2010 11:09:02 PM

bah

[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 11:14 PM. Reason : need to read the thread before i try to make the first joke]

8/6/2010 11:14:36 PM

take two atoms, shoot them with laser beams til they get so hot that they produce complete protons and then watch the magic happen?

8/6/2010 11:17:29 PM

^^ That one came to my mind as well..then I settled for the Napoleon Dynamite one when it had been used

[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 11:18 PM. Reason : ]

8/6/2010 11:17:56 PM

Kung Lao is a pretty solid teleporter as well.

8/7/2010 3:44:30 AM

Oh, almost forgot. You need a flux capacitor, a shit ton of energy, and a way to get up to 88mph. Whatever you do, don't ask the Iranians for help.

8/7/2010 3:52:41 AM

PLEASE SOMEBODY TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE

8/7/2010 6:31:50 AM

...this thread reminds me of when we all chipped in and bought ebay instructions on how to turn invisible...

8/7/2010 6:57:03 AM

and did it work

8/9/2010 1:03:23 PM

8/9/2010 2:25:39 PM

ttt

9/5/2010 7:27:14 PM

Man. If someone were to invent a vacuum tube from Greenville to Raleigh, my life would be golden!

9/5/2010 7:31:36 PM

9/5/2010 7:52:19 PM