My shy personality, especially around people I don't know, and even more in large groups of people. I wish I was more outgoing when it came to the ladies.

7/11/2010 7:23:27 PM

weight

7/11/2010 7:24:12 PM

weight

7/11/2010 7:24:30 PM

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Weight.

7/11/2010 7:27:09 PM

I wish my farts didn't stink

7/11/2010 7:28:43 PM

^ WHAT? WHY!?

7/11/2010 9:05:09 PM

Man, farts stink so deaf people can enjoy them too.

I'd lose a bit of weight...and I'd also be hung like a horse so i could be in porn.

7/11/2010 11:01:30 PM

wish i had the ability to concentrate on stuff that i care absolutely nothing about

7/11/2010 11:03:22 PM

Obama's taking care of the changes for me.

7/11/2010 11:03:31 PM

I'd give myself the ability to self-motivate enough to do things I don't care about doing.

The downside is that I might not be quite as happy, comfortable, or stress-free. So maybe not.

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 11:10 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2010 11:04:17 PM

My employment status.

7/11/2010 11:04:51 PM

I wish I had a job I liked. That's about it.



which I know I can change...so I wish I had the MOTIVATION and MEANS to have a job that I like.

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 11:05 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 11:06 PM. Reason : let's add means...bc a job I like may mean going back to school...and the means aren't there atm]

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 11:06 PM. Reason : bc not but...geez! too much vino ]

7/11/2010 11:05:16 PM

I'd like to be a billionaire.

7/11/2010 11:06:29 PM

^ me too.

I wish I made more money. But other than that it took me 23 years to be who I am. Not trying to change too much about myself.

7/11/2010 11:06:40 PM

Money isn't everything.

I wish I wasn't afraid.

7/11/2010 11:06:55 PM

^^yeah, well, it took me 39 years to get where I am. And at times, I think I'd like to fucking make a u-turn, go back, and take another road...LOL

7/11/2010 11:08:39 PM

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"Money isn't everything. "

Agreed. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy me things that will bring me happiness.

7/11/2010 11:12:51 PM

be more outgoing

procrastinate less

7/11/2010 11:16:51 PM

i wish i could curb my temper a bit more often. but i feel like getting older has mellowed me a bit, so maybe that's ok.

7/11/2010 11:17:31 PM

id like to grow a beard

7/11/2010 11:17:46 PM

I'd like legs made of machine guns and eyes that shoot laser beams

7/11/2010 11:19:21 PM

^Eh, then it would be hard to stand up. And if you ever actually tried to shoot someone, you'd either have to sit down or fall over from the recoil/standing on one leg.

7/11/2010 11:20:46 PM

i wish i had a 950 boner

7/11/2010 11:22:40 PM

larger phallus

7/11/2010 11:23:16 PM

who needs to stand when you have machine guns for legs? Maybe I can get a wicked cool moped to ride around while shooting things.

7/11/2010 11:24:09 PM

better question....you have eyes that shoot lazer beams...who needs machine guns period?

7/11/2010 11:26:11 PM

the machine guns sound scarier

lasers are so quiet

7/11/2010 11:29:43 PM

you need machine guns in case you ever make enemies with Mirrorwoman.

Quote :

"I wish I wasn't afraid."

I get visions of the Patrick Swayze motivational speeches from Donnie Darko when I read this.

7/11/2010 11:30:42 PM

ha

7/11/2010 11:30:57 PM

i wish i was a little bit taller

i wish i was a baller

7/11/2010 11:44:58 PM

Honestly, less social anxiety and a bit more confidence in myself. It would go a long way towards making me a happier person.

7/11/2010 11:54:06 PM

a lot

7/11/2010 11:55:37 PM

Quote :

"Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy me things that will bring me happiness."

You make a good point there. Poor people who are struggling to survive in this bad economy are under more stress. I actually read an article about 2 or 3 years ago where it was discovered that women are more likely to have an orgasim during sex if their boyfriend/husband has a job that pays well.

7/11/2010 11:58:18 PM

i'd make myself not be a fatty

7/12/2010 12:05:23 AM

^^ Like what?

7/12/2010 12:06:42 AM

Quote :

"i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller"

What about a girl in the hood? Would you call her?

7/12/2010 9:09:05 AM

less addictive personality.

be it a hobby, flavor profile, person, album, substance....

i dive head first into things with wreckless abandon and often it'll consume me for days to months while nothing can distract me.

cost me lots of things!!!1

7/12/2010 9:11:01 AM

i wish i enjoyed reading. i sit down with a book, get through 20 pages then never pick it back up

i have a bookcase full of books that I would love to get into, but I can't focus long enough to finish them


also, I wish I weren't so damn sexy. it's a burden

7/12/2010 9:16:25 AM

wish i was more outgoing...

7/12/2010 9:18:00 AM

^^I have the same problem with books... I just finished my first recreational book in like 7 years



and my thing I would change would be motivation... I have lots of drive once I get going, but getting that ball rolling is a hard thing to do for me

7/12/2010 9:23:18 AM

Quote :

"less addictive personality. be it a hobby, flavor profile, person, album, substance.... i dive head first into things with wreckless abandon and often it'll consume me for days to months while nothing can distract me. cost me lots of things!!!1"

i'm this way, but i tend to give up on said thing before i master it. Therefore i'm average to good at a lot of things, but amazing at nothing

7/12/2010 9:23:23 AM

^again, that sounds like me


I don't really give up on things though, I just find something else I'm interested in, and everything else sits on the back burner

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 9:24 AM. Reason : cyclic]

7/12/2010 9:24:03 AM

if anyone has seen The Brother's Bloom, i'm like Penelope except i don't master the hobby. I just collect them



^yeah, i mean i don't give up on them completely....they just take a backseat to whatever becomes the flavor of the month next.

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 9:27 AM. Reason : kj]

7/12/2010 9:25:25 AM

Exact same as Jeepin

Its the reason I have $600 of hockey gear, two $400 guitars and a $800 vespa in my closet

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 9:25 AM. Reason : collecting fucking dust!!!]

7/12/2010 9:25:26 AM

Quote :

"wish i was more outgoing... "

and getting rid of or at least lessening my accent would be nice

7/12/2010 9:26:02 AM

Jeepin4x4 said it best.

Quote :

"I'm average to good at a lot of things, but amazing at nothing"

7/12/2010 9:27:37 AM

better voice

7/12/2010 9:27:56 AM

Nothing... too much more awesome and I may simply implode

7/12/2010 9:29:12 AM

Get rid of my overwhelming desire to murder hookers.

7/12/2010 9:30:57 AM

i wish i wouldn't say stupid shit when i'm drunk

note: i'm getting drunk tomorrow night and Friday night and I'm sure I'll say something stupid

7/12/2010 9:31:29 AM