http://cbs4denver.com/news/belinda.fisher.david.2.1793825.html

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"THORNTON, Colo. Belinda Fisher, 30, was found murdered Saturday inside the burning home, located at 11339 Locust Street. The coroner said Wednesday she had been shot multiple times in her torso. Fisher, 29, is a former Marine reservist who worked with computers. According to an arrest affidavit, he went to the Thornton police office's front window and said he felt like hurting himself because he was "going crazy." Then he mentioned the fire and murder. Police read him his rights, he waived them and then he started talking. Fisher told police he thought he was going to lose his job and that he had started feeling suicidal on Saturday while his wife was at a movie. He said he went to a Gander Mountain store and bought two boxes of ammunition and a Taurus 9 millimeter handgun. Fisher said he went home and that when he saw Belinda returning home he went to the bathroom. He told police while in the bathroom he put "foam hearing protectors inside his ear canals." As Belinda came down the hall he said he came out of the bathroom and shot her. When asked how many times he stated he didn't know, only that he emptied the magazine of the pistol. He said the only reason he didn't kill himself was because he ran out of bullets. The magazine of a 9mm Taurus can hold anywhere from 6 to 17 bullets, plus one in the chamber. Things seemed to be going fine with Fisher and Belinda up to and including the day of the murder. Fisher told police while his wife was at the movie -- "Twilight: Eclipse" -- he texted her asking if she was "having fun watching her sparkly vampires." She jokingly responded that she preferred the werewolves "because they have their shirts off." "When I picked her up he was inside and I talked to him for a bit, and he seemed happy talking about how great a day it was," said Belinda's friend Christine Davis, who went to the movie with Belinda. David and Belinda had been married for 6 years. Family members and friends said the couple had planned on starting a family relatively soon. David Fisher is scheduled to appear in court on Friday and officially be charged with first degree murder, first degree arson and domestic violence. "

I mean I know Team Edward is cooler, but still no need to shoot your wife a bunch of times for it.

7/12/2010 1:32:38 PM

I couldn't stand to be with a broad that was into that Twilight shit either.

7/12/2010 1:35:27 PM

I'd like to go back in time and shoot whoever wrote those books.




(I assumed team jacob was a Lost reference)

7/12/2010 1:35:50 PM

this is like the only time in my life I have ever wished I was acquainted with the Twilight series

'cuz as it is, I don't have the background info to construct a suitable tasteless joke

7/12/2010 1:36:47 PM

^^Stephanie Meyer.

Though with the internet and fanfiction, there are so many fat stupid high school girls writing shallow wish-fulfillment/masturbatory fantasy stories, it would only be a matter of time before one of them gets published in place of the crazy mormon.

7/12/2010 1:38:59 PM

7/12/2010 1:42:15 PM

People always forget the earplugs when firing a gun inside a home.

7/12/2010 1:43:14 PM

inorite? he should have tied a string around his finger the day before, to help him remember

7/12/2010 1:43:55 PM

"Fisher said he went home and that when he saw Belinda returning home he went to the bathroom. He told police while in the bathroom he put "foam hearing protectors inside his ear canals."

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 1:46 PM. Reason : I credit his army training. Hearing loss is a serious issue...even if you're about to kill yourself]

7/12/2010 1:45:18 PM

SHOT THRU THE HEART

AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

DARLING, YOU GIVE TEAM EDWARD

A BAD NAME

7/12/2010 1:45:21 PM

with a face like that i'da blasted her too

7/12/2010 1:50:37 PM

burn

7/12/2010 1:52:33 PM

i wonder if he used silver bullets

7/12/2010 1:57:20 PM

wtf is this "team ___" shit?


who wants to be on Team TKE-Teg

7/12/2010 2:04:57 PM

7/12/2010 2:55:49 PM

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"Fisher told police he thought he was going to lose his job and that he had started feeling suicidal on Saturday while his wife was at a movie. He said he went to a Gander Mountain store and bought two boxes of ammunition and a Taurus 9 millimeter handgun."

Isn't there some 3-day waiting period to get a gun?

7/12/2010 6:25:23 PM

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"He said he went to a Gander Mountain store and bought two boxes of ammunition and a Taurus 9 millimeter handgun. "

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"He said the only reason he didn't kill himself was because he ran out of bullets."

what a wuss, learn to reload.

7/12/2010 7:27:57 PM

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"Isn't there some 3-day waiting period to get a gun?"

not for a pistol if you already have your pistol purchase permit or concealed carry permit

7/13/2010 9:35:12 AM

the waiting period is for those permits. To buy a rifle or shotgun or if you have a permit, there is 0 waiting period

7/13/2010 9:42:29 AM

i assumed team jacob was a Lost reference

7/13/2010 10:08:32 AM

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"Though with the internet and fanfiction, there are so many fat stupid high school girls writing shallow wish-fulfillment/masturbatory fantasy stories, it would only be a matter of time before one of them gets published in place of the crazy mormon."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 11:26 AM. Reason : .]

7/13/2010 11:26:00 AM

The waiting period really depends on the state laws. In SC, there is no waiting period for a pistol even without a concealed carry permit or prior purchase.

7/14/2010 12:42:54 AM

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"wtf is this "team ___" shit? who wants to be on Team TKE-Teg "

Hand me the keys to that s2000 of yours and we'll talk.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 12:44 AM. Reason : .]

7/14/2010 12:44:22 AM

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One of my favorite xkcds.

7/14/2010 2:52:16 AM

i like it too

7/14/2010 5:20:19 AM

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"first degree murder, first degree arson and domestic violence"

lol, are they going to tack on a few hours of community service to his 30+ years in jail?

7/14/2010 8:04:47 AM

I would hope he doesn't just get 30 years in jail. That's a pretty short sentence for ending someone's existence over a fucking vampire show.

7/14/2010 8:10:36 AM

pretty sure in wasn't because of the show.

7/14/2010 8:33:05 AM

well it's a pretty short sentence for ending someone's existence, period

7/14/2010 11:30:20 AM