Please to embed
Men Build Things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8pJBCCrZl8

7/14/2010 12:06:23 PM

7/14/2010 12:08:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz1ZvOcmBQs

7/14/2010 12:12:45 PM

"It's the hard that makes it great."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndL7y0MIRE4

7/14/2010 12:37:47 PM

good one

7/14/2010 12:39:13 PM

I've never seen boondock saints 2 but it looks cheesy as shit.

7/14/2010 12:42:31 PM

Is anyone elses youtube fucking up?

7/14/2010 12:43:57 PM

yea, I'm getting errors about half the time I click on a video

7/14/2010 12:46:38 PM

I'm a human being, god dammit. My life has value.

7/14/2010 12:55:28 PM

youtube be broke

7/14/2010 1:04:42 PM

Yeah, fuck you, too. Fuck *me*? Fuck *you*, Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car - get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. Twenty to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats, trying to audition for "The Sopranos." Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermès scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck J.C.! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J.! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass cave-dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky. Whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.

No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you *dumb* *fuck*!

7/14/2010 1:04:48 PM

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

7/14/2010 1:09:52 PM

Goonies never say die!

7/14/2010 1:37:59 PM

scent of a woman

7/14/2010 1:38:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHUVKCT54s

7/14/2010 1:39:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA6g3OnINsg

7/14/2010 1:47:41 PM

Gladiator, when Maximus is unmasked in the arena and confronts the emperor.

/thread

7/14/2010 1:52:28 PM

that would be /thread if the thread title was 'name a pretty good movie speech.'

7/14/2010 1:54:39 PM

Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea

Top Notch (worth an embed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ_muyZ9vXE

7/14/2010 1:57:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgaPSAGDd0k

7/14/2010 1:57:48 PM

^That was the best link you could find??

fail

7/14/2010 1:59:08 PM

would you prefer me to link it using html?
what about tinyurl?
what is so wrong about the link?

7/14/2010 2:00:58 PM

7/14/2010 2:01:05 PM

^^I think you know what I mean.

7/14/2010 2:01:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAsjgWeiIYE

7/14/2010 2:02:27 PM

This thread made my day.

7/14/2010 2:08:51 PM

Quote :

"Judge Randolph: *Consider yourself in Contempt!* Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?* Judge Randolph: You *don't* have to answer that question! Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question! [to Kaffee] Col. Jessep: You want answers? Kaffee: I think I'm entitled. Col. Jessep: *You want answers?* Kaffee: *I want the truth!* Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!* [pauses] Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red? Col. Jessep: I did the job I... Kaffee: *Did you order the Code Red?* Col. Jessep: *You're Goddamned right I did!* "

7/14/2010 2:12:46 PM

the dicks, pussies, assholes speech from Team America

7/14/2010 2:18:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFNeBRc7W7s

7/14/2010 2:23:51 PM

7/14/2010 2:43:37 PM

Quote :

"I've never seen boondock saints 2 but it looks cheesy as shit."

it was but it had its moments.............not many.............but some

7/14/2010 2:44:54 PM

7/14/2010 2:46:07 PM

Sam Jackson:

"YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL"

7/14/2010 2:47:40 PM

^^ Oh hell yes. That's another favorite of mine... I'd forgotten all about that movie. I LOVE that movie.

7/14/2010 3:22:27 PM

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
- Chunk in "The Goonies"

7/14/2010 3:47:54 PM

I believe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBfdl6hNZ9k



To begin with...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TgqenWW0I

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 3:58 PM. Reason : ]

7/14/2010 3:56:00 PM