And farted at the same time.

7/14/2010 9:24:27 PM

Sounds like a recipe for disaster you fucking fool.

7/14/2010 9:25:00 PM

Diaper check?

^ he's ragin' pretty hard. It's almost cute.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 9:25 PM. Reason : .]

7/14/2010 9:25:02 PM

and sneezed and came and pissed and shit and popped your ears

7/14/2010 9:25:03 PM

^

7/14/2010 9:26:22 PM

7/14/2010 9:27:57 PM

^ True story.

7/14/2010 9:28:41 PM

did your eyes pop out?

7/14/2010 9:29:44 PM

I do this quite frequently to cover the sound of the fart. It takes a little practice, but once you have it down you'd be surprised at just how well it actually works.

7/14/2010 9:30:06 PM

i make farting noises with my mouth to cover it

7/14/2010 9:33:34 PM

^^ I was by myself.

7/14/2010 9:34:12 PM

haha @ bigman

7/14/2010 9:38:07 PM

LOL! Bigman, that is fucking great.

7/14/2010 9:48:17 PM

i'm pooping and posting at the same time

7/14/2010 10:03:40 PM

I just did it again!

7/14/2010 11:29:11 PM

epic picture

7/14/2010 11:29:59 PM

7/15/2010 3:07:53 AM

Bigman's drawing is about that time everyone within a 5 mile radius of NCSU got Norovirus, right?

7/15/2010 10:22:14 AM

Quote :

"I do this quite frequently to cover the sound of the fart. It takes a little practice, but once you have it down you'd be surprised at just how well it actually works."

I fail to see why anybody would want to do this. I actually try to clench my sphincter, maybe lift an asscheek, to try and get the most forceful farty sound when I break wind.

I want everybody else to enjoy it as much as I do.

7/15/2010 10:25:34 AM

This is how the dinosaurs died, according to Ren & Stimpy.

7/15/2010 12:52:21 PM

Quote :

"I do this quite frequently to cover the sound of the fart. It takes a little practice, but once you have it down you'd be surprised at just how well it actually works."

I pulled this three times tonight. One time I really thought the fart was way louder than the cough, so I said "Sorry." My girlfriend was like "why?" and I said "Uhhh, I thought I bumped your head."

7/15/2010 11:42:00 PM

If I did that, people would think I'm sick all the time!

7/15/2010 11:44:49 PM