zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I likely won't be able to shit for a week. 7/15/2010 12:17:23 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
thanks dude, I was really worried about this. really appreciate your setting my mind at rest.] 7/15/2010 12:18:40 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
cheese has the opposite effect on me 7/15/2010 12:19:03 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Well, I ate it with whole wheat bread. I hope that balances it all out. 7/15/2010 12:22:12 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
What kind of bread? 7/15/2010 12:22:56 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Actually, it was Nature's Own Wheat 'n Fiber. I should be good. 7/15/2010 12:24:17 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I hope. You may have created a butt cork. 7/15/2010 12:26:05 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i think i am partially a lactard because of what cheese does to me
but i LOVE CHEESE 7/15/2010 12:27:26 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
This was colby jack. One of my favorites.
I am now out of colby jack and monterrey jack, and nothing left but cheddar. I love me some cheese too! 7/15/2010 12:28:23 AM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
white people and their cheese 7/15/2010 12:30:43 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Time to get you some of dat
Your ass will become a rocket launcher in no time. 7/15/2010 12:37:22 AM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
I like cheese so much that eating it by the slice wasn't cutting it. So I'd unwrap all the slices and just ball them together into this big, unwieldy cheese ball & then just eat it like an apple. I mean, I know they have wheels of cheese, but I'd feel like some kind of weirdo eating a whole wheel of cheese 7/15/2010 12:37:47 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. 7/15/2010 12:38:04 AM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
right because eating a wheel of cheese is totally less insane than eating a mashed up cheese ball of your own design. 7/15/2010 12:39:05 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i think i am partially a lactard because of what cheese does to me
but i LOVE CHEESE" |
Ditto...I'm fine with a cheeseburger or sandwich, but pizza will fuck my world up if I eat more than a couple slices.7/15/2010 12:42:24 AM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
see, it's shit like ^ that needs to be weeded out of the gene pool. 7/15/2010 7:33:05 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
evolution is a mighty slow process, yo
and actually, I don't really think lactards are less likely to reproduce than normal people
my guess is the trait is weeded out of the gene pool only when some lactard decides to throw caution to the wind and eat an extra-large Papa John's pizza, and dies of diarrhea
which probably doesn't happen very often] 7/15/2010 9:14:59 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
I HANKER FOR HUNK OF, A SLAB OR SLICE, A CHUNK OF... A SNACK THAT IS A WINNER, AND YET WON'T SPOIL MY DINNER! I HANKER FOR HUNK OF CHEESE! YAAA-HOO!
LOOK! A WAGON WHEEL! 7/15/2010 9:22:26 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
well i'm not technically a lactard
cheese sometimes upsets my stomach. i don't eat that much other dairy so i don't know. but it isn't as bad as regular lactards.
but i can say that cheese does not make me constipated.
[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 9:26 AM. Reason : hahahaha. confidence. wow. ] 7/15/2010 9:25:54 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I am immune to dairy. I love dairy, Dairy loves me. I eat cheese with everything, eat ice cream, and drink milk with no consequence. 7/15/2010 9:28:24 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Well my dump this morning was very much like squirting soft serve ice cream...or more accurately, it was very much like watching the frozen custard slowly ooze out of the machines at Goodberry's. 7/15/2010 10:23:34 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "see, it's shit like ^ that needs to be weeded out of the gene pool." |
I was thinking about this issue this morning as I drank a glass of milk with breakfast and I realized it's probably the oil/fat in the cheese rather than the dairy itself. Cheese is usually around 75% calories from fat, so I don't know why you'd want to eat a ton of it anyway.7/15/2010 10:25:19 AM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
night cheese 7/15/2010 10:27:23 AM |