merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/7706221.php
Quote : | "Dick Cheney Without a Pulse, Must Be Plugged In
NEW YORK (WCBS 880) -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney now has no pulse and needs to be plugged in at night.
Cheney had a ventricular assist device connected to his heart last week at Inova Fairfax Heart and Vascular Institute in Washington's Northern Virginia suburbs.
Dr. Allen Stewart, head of aortic surgery at New York Presbyterian Hospital, told MSNBC's Rachel Maddow that Cheney now has no pulse. His heart valves are still closed and the device is now providing a continuous flow of blood.
Even more fascinating is that the device runs on batteries and Cheney is supposed to carry extras with him, and, at night, it has to be plugged into a power adapter in the wall.
Cheney is fully conscious and hopes to resume his active lifestyle. He has suffered five heart attacks since age 37. " |
And there's a Rachael Maddow video too.
To those who said that Dick Cheney has no heart, touche!7/16/2010 5:36:00 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
HOLY FUCK! 7/16/2010 5:37:08 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
who has a heart attack at 37? 7/16/2010 5:37:28 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
It was his heart trying to reject him. 7/16/2010 5:38:05 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
does that officially make him a zombie?
[Edited on July 16, 2010 at 5:38 PM. Reason : ^ LOL] 7/16/2010 5:38:44 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
We should go Left 4 Dead on his ass. 7/16/2010 5:44:23 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
So what is the legality of finishing off a Zombie?
Would we be arrested for that? 7/16/2010 5:45:51 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Can't murder something that was previously dead, can you? 7/16/2010 5:49:31 PM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
you people are sick. dick cheney is a great man zombie. 7/16/2010 5:52:18 PM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Dick Cheney, without a pulse!" |
Just the way I like him!7/16/2010 5:53:00 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
LEAVE DICK CHENEY ALONE!!!!!!!
Consequences will never be the same!!!!!!! 7/16/2010 5:53:52 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
7/16/2010 6:47:42 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
You gon get shot in the face. 7/16/2010 6:56:28 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
^^^Hahaha.
Watch out son or he'll backtrace you hardcore. 7/16/2010 7:00:41 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "who has a heart attack at 37?" |
I'd place my bet on Dick Cheney.7/16/2010 7:05:43 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Holy fuck, the man just won't die 7/16/2010 7:46:41 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sure Dick Cheney would be a nice, loving, person, if he was a person... 7/16/2010 7:51:07 PM |
ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
Dick Cheney killed the 46th Vice President 7/16/2010 8:01:21 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha..oops
[Edited on July 16, 2010 at 8:03 PM. Reason : read it wrong.] 7/16/2010 8:03:06 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
That's gotta feel weird. How common are those devices? 7/16/2010 8:03:19 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ Only for the rich. Don't worry, us po' folk can't be gettin' dem anytime soon!!! 7/16/2010 8:05:01 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "He has suffered five heart attacks since age 37." |
7/16/2010 8:05:09 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
at this rate, i suspect being hit by a bus won't kill him, either
a real shame, it is 7/16/2010 8:16:03 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
7/16/2010 8:19:16 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ Where is the fat? 7/16/2010 8:27:24 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
IN DEMOCRATIC AMERICA, ZOMBIE SHOOT YOU IN FACE 7/16/2010 8:43:27 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
Holy shit, just how much money does someone need in order to become an actual goddamned cyborg zombie? 7/16/2010 8:56:01 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ $349,999.99 7/16/2010 8:57:55 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
$halliburton 7/16/2010 8:58:02 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Srsly?
That's actually a lot lower that I would have expected. 7/16/2010 8:58:36 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
you can only stop him with an EMP 7/16/2010 8:59:32 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ That's just for the base. They make their money on the addons! 7/16/2010 9:00:49 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Does it include a built in uplink to SkyNet? 7/16/2010 9:01:10 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
He's more machine now than man. Twisted, and evil 7/16/2010 9:39:36 PM |
stowaway All American 11770 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you can only stop him with an EMP
" |
would prove quite interesting to see what devices could create enough interference to mess his fake blood pumper up.7/16/2010 10:33:52 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ Only by ethernet. Wifi isn't included, and 2G is only available right now. 7/16/2010 10:40:29 PM |
Lumex All American 3666 Posts user info edit post |
Dick Cheney is a god damn Lich 7/16/2010 10:50:49 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
May he live forever and piss off ten more generations of limp wristed college faggots! 7/16/2010 10:57:43 PM |
Punter16 All American 2021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love
WASHINGTON, DC—Recovering from minor heart surgery Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney stunned both the medical and political establishments when he mysteriously began to experience love for the first time in his life, sources reported Tuesday." |
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-heart-device-allows-cheney-to-experience-love,2294/7/16/2010 11:02:49 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^^ what is your obsession with gay people? 7/16/2010 11:09:24 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
What's your obsession with BEING gay!!!! 7/16/2010 11:10:31 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
i like to scrump 7/16/2010 11:12:01 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
You would. 7/16/2010 11:26:11 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
back on topic, we need someone arrange a power outage 7/16/2010 11:27:36 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I'll buy up all the batteries and cause a shortage. 7/16/2010 11:28:09 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
E.M.P FTL Cheney 7/16/2010 11:28:42 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Does the secret service still come after you if you go after an ex vice president? 7/17/2010 12:33:31 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
No. They help you. 7/17/2010 12:34:58 AM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
My heart's fine! It's my brain that's the problem!
7/17/2010 2:56:32 AM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
Nah, just his mouth. I am sure he's a smart fellow he just says goofy mess from time to time. 7/17/2010 3:04:19 AM |