i have decided that after plastic surgery dropdeadkate would make a suitable wife

the surgery is next week and the wedding is tentatively scheduled for october after that shit heals and i confirm that it was successful with minimal scarring

7/19/2010 12:36:52 AM

surgery wont fix her big ass mouth

7/19/2010 12:37:55 AM

that's like, an opinion, man

7/19/2010 12:39:54 AM

what kind of procedures are we looking at?

7/19/2010 12:41:21 AM

^^^ Why the hate? You hatin' on billy's new wife!

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:41 AM. Reason : .]

7/19/2010 12:41:47 AM

you're a jackass

7/19/2010 12:41:53 AM

hold on i've got the list here somewhere

7/19/2010 12:41:53 AM

im not hating, im just warning, unless they sew her mouth shut, you in for a world of hurt

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:42 AM. Reason : .]

7/19/2010 12:42:29 AM

omg it's not script

^have we ever actually met? i'm not saying i'm not loud as hell but you are kind of a complete asshole for no reason that I can think of and I would love the opportunity to at least deserve your fucking shitheadness

k thx

7/19/2010 12:42:40 AM

to follow Jesus

No turning back...

No turning back.

7/19/2010 12:43:09 AM

wait, so when i proposed that kick to the balls wasn't a "yes"?

7/19/2010 12:43:31 AM

but her face is pretty

her boobies look nice (from pics)

WHY THE SURGERY?!?!?!?!?!?

7/19/2010 12:44:51 AM

insecurity




duh

7/19/2010 12:46:12 AM

I touched her boob once

7/19/2010 12:46:16 AM

^^^

7/19/2010 12:46:22 AM

i'm gonna need a white knight to step up soon

i have something to discuss with him


[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:51 AM. Reason : c]

7/19/2010 12:48:13 AM

kate would probably punch a white knight in the balls

7/19/2010 12:50:40 AM

the first (and perhaps only) procedure will be a collagen injection to make her pussy fatter in light of the following confession, which i proudly admit was mine:

Quote :

"I would fuck every single one of the well known TWW fat girls because I love fat girl pussy. There's something special about the way it's sorta hiding that really turns me on. "

i reserve the right to schedule other procedures between now and october

7/19/2010 12:51:50 AM

NOW EVERYONE ON TWW KNOWS MY PUSSY ISN'T FAT ENOUGH WTF

7/19/2010 12:54:14 AM

?

7/19/2010 12:54:51 AM

^ ftw

7/19/2010 12:55:19 AM

i think the prize (me) is well worth the shame and embarrassment associated with having a skinny pussy

and we're getting it fixed by a semi-reputable friend of a friend

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:57 AM. Reason : ^^ is that a pussy pump?]

7/19/2010 12:56:12 AM

^ Why yes. Yes it is.

7/19/2010 12:58:07 AM

why the fuck would one need to pump a pussy?

7/19/2010 12:58:42 AM

i have never seen one or its results

maybe ddk can dodge surgery this time

edit: NONONONONONO - i just google image searched "pussy pump" and i am not a fan of the results



[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:00 AM. Reason : UGHHHHHHHHHHH]

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:01 AM. Reason : thread's about to get NSFW, just a hunch]

7/19/2010 12:58:48 AM

pretty sure a pussy pump would make my uterus explode or something

WAS THAT TMI?

7/19/2010 1:01:15 AM

you said fat pussy

7/19/2010 1:01:59 AM

i must say

the best way to fatten up a pussy

is to rail it for about 20 minutes

7/19/2010 1:03:27 AM

^^ nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nooooooooooooooooooooo
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nononononononononon

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:03 AM. Reason : nooooooooooooo]

7/19/2010 1:03:30 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^not yet

7/19/2010 1:05:09 AM

i actually counted those

7/19/2010 1:10:15 AM

LOL

7/19/2010 1:10:48 AM

who the hell doesn't know what a pussy pump is/does

on tww at least

7/19/2010 1:11:38 AM

nobody now

7/19/2010 1:13:11 AM

well everybody knows NOW

7/19/2010 1:13:46 AM

i'm still kinda afraid to google it tbh

7/19/2010 1:13:49 AM

don't do it

i'm not including it in our marriage contract

7/19/2010 1:14:27 AM

omg ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

7/19/2010 1:15:08 AM

i guess i was under the impression that hilarious porn was a tww staple

and pussy pumps are a staple of hilarious porn

7/19/2010 1:15:25 AM

i am laughing and crying tears of disgust all at once

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

7/19/2010 1:16:06 AM

doesn't that shit result in a mad case of sore vagina

7/19/2010 1:16:24 AM

i, too, find pussy pumping porn amusing

7/19/2010 1:16:32 AM

i can't not post this

http://www.redtube.com/6176

the sound of the milk going in makes me laugh every time

and the infamous pterodactyl porn, maybe the funniest thing ever committed to tape

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=1672938

7/19/2010 1:22:13 AM

<3 pterodactyl porn

7/19/2010 1:23:04 AM

how did i not realize porn could be so hilarious?

7/19/2010 1:27:20 AM

oh. my. god.

i mean i thought dinosaur when i saw pterodactyl but i didn't expect what i just saw at all

i don't know what i expected

but it wasn't that. omg.

7/19/2010 1:31:57 AM

there's a longer clip with a hand puppet that mouths her moans for some reason

but i can't find it

so funny

7/19/2010 1:39:11 AM

lol at saps getting called the fuck out

7/19/2010 3:18:11 AM