7/19/2010 9:05:39 PM

What does this meeeeeean?

7/19/2010 9:06:22 PM

fuckin'

7/19/2010 9:06:46 PM

The best thread is the one you make yourself.

7/19/2010 9:07:56 PM

This thread is so intense.


Best evar.

7/19/2010 9:08:39 PM

these parodies are so intense

7/19/2010 9:08:45 PM

in tents

7/19/2010 9:09:54 PM

yes, d7freestyler, catalyst, JTMONEYNCSU, halfwit, colter, Fail Boat, Førte, JustGotWickd, BEAVERCHEESE, cynosural, O RLY, and KG were all riding in a jeep cherokee on their way to arby's when they were struck by a train...all died instantly, except for Førte, who is in critical condition at wake med

7/19/2010 9:10:41 PM

A small pile of dead gnats lie on the wood floor in the bedroom. I had never had a fly problem, I keep my place relatively clean. I do however remember a few weeks ago running into a small gnat in my bedroom a few times. I had tried to kill him twice, both times he swiftly hid after I noticed him and I waited to try to catch him should he reappear, but resigned after a few quiet minutes. We continued to coexist peacefully for a few days more, despite my murderous intentions. I had always assumed he was it was the same one, but looking at the pile of probably 80 or so gnat corpses I realized I must have run into several different flies throughout the generations. I gave one last glance at how they had strangely all chosen the same place to die, nestled in a small line where the sunlight could peek underneath the curtains through the sliding glass door. I went to the bathroom and got some toilet paper to clean them up, but after looking at the flies again, I was disgusted by the possibility of actually touching them. As I went upstairs to get the hand vac, I thought about how it was kind of sad to wipe out all history of what seemed to be a fruitful society that, as quickly as they arrived, had become extinct. I then began to wonder, what had caused them to die off en mass? Had there been a food shortage? Disease? Some sort of deadly substance in the small area that had become a holocaust-esque graveyard? Then I began to think that perhaps they were killed, not by me, but by something else. As I walked back down the stairs with the small hand vacuum I realized how unprepared I was to deal with a creature who had both the ability and the cunning to kill all of these flies where I had failed. A creature that strong and smart would have been able to set the dead gnats as a trap to kill me in my currently unprepared state. I crept across slowly, slightly embarrassed at my willingness to believe the strange idea I had, but completely unable to ignore it. I slowly opened the curtain.
There's nothing there.

7/19/2010 9:29:39 PM

7/19/2010 9:30:40 PM

This thread is bad.

7/19/2010 9:31:38 PM

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7/19/2010 9:31:45 PM

Lets do something large.

7/20/2010 3:14:24 AM

Give me any odds of what you think aliens existing is.

Let's do something large.

Let's do something like....

"There's a 1 out of 1x10^10 chance."

That means there's a one in ten billion chance of aliens existing.

Is that not rare enough for you? Okay. Let's do 1 out of 1x10^15. That's a one in one quadrillion chance.

Based on observations from the Hubble Space Telescope, there are at least 125 billion galaxies in the universe.

It is estimated that at least ten percent of all sun-like stars have a system of planets, there are 6.25×10^18 stars with planets orbiting them in the universe.

If even a billionth of these stars have planets supporting life, there are some 6.25×10^9 (billion) life-supporting planetary systems in the universe.

6,250,000,000.

Now, what are the odds that NONE of these have any life on them?

7/20/2010 6:06:15 AM