where when you sit on the crapper and you gotta adjust your wang, lest it touch the side of the porcelain or hang down in the toilet water?

7/19/2010 9:46:09 PM

I hate when I accidentally flush mine

7/19/2010 9:46:34 PM

(comment about long size of penis)

7/19/2010 9:46:40 PM

in before ^

7/19/2010 9:47:02 PM

there are some things i wish i could un-learn about people. qntmken having a big black cock is one of them.

7/19/2010 9:47:24 PM

i read your comment as the idea of the "detachable penis"

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 9:48 PM. Reason : ^^]

7/19/2010 9:47:41 PM

i would like to have relations with a man that has the latter of those problems...

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 9:49 PM. Reason : not relationship]

7/19/2010 9:47:41 PM

No, I do not wear strapons.

7/19/2010 9:47:59 PM

^^

7/19/2010 9:48:44 PM

you can't avoid it when you have to tip drill into the bowl when you have to take an urgent shit in the morning because of the ol' piss boner

7/19/2010 9:49:00 PM

^

7/19/2010 9:49:35 PM

^^^OH HAI!

7/19/2010 9:50:17 PM

Quote :

"TOILET CONTACT WANG"

7/19/2010 9:50:48 PM

get that burning feel from fresh cleaning fluid sometimes

7/19/2010 9:51:46 PM

i carry around a toilet seat lift everywhere i go, i invented it


looks like this




[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 9:58 PM. Reason : ]

7/19/2010 9:51:53 PM

bunch of 5-inchers ITT

7/19/2010 9:52:19 PM

^4.9"

7/19/2010 9:52:32 PM

that was supposed to be our secret, Bill

7/19/2010 9:53:11 PM

dammit

7/19/2010 9:53:33 PM

rip off a sheet of toilet paper

use it as a buffer

profit

7/19/2010 9:54:58 PM

black people problems

7/19/2010 9:56:11 PM

City of Cary came to my doorstep talmbout they traced my DNA to 700 pregnancies

7/19/2010 9:57:03 PM

Quote :

"talmbout "

lol gg

7/19/2010 9:57:34 PM

Quote :

"rip off a sheet of toilet paper use it as a buffer profit"

7/19/2010 9:58:34 PM

jadn is potency

7/19/2010 9:59:02 PM

a sheet?

7/19/2010 9:59:13 PM

Quote :

"City of Cary came to my doorstep talmbout they traced my DNA to 700 pregnancies"

I had to get a damn abortion!!

7/19/2010 10:00:36 PM

hotel bathrooms are the worst.. dick gets all wet and shit(ty)

7/19/2010 10:00:56 PM

if you're letting your dick get into the toilet, you need to handle things better.

7/19/2010 10:02:00 PM

every poop is an emergency poop

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 10:04 PM. Reason : speaking of...]

7/19/2010 10:02:53 PM

i'm not black, if that's what you're referring to

7/19/2010 11:35:07 PM

Quote :

"TOILET WANG SUFFRAGE"

7/20/2010 12:04:40 AM

I, too, do not like this. I hate shitting in toilets with tiny round bowls. I guess what you're getting at is that you would prefer a larger toilet. Like this:

7/20/2010 12:54:05 AM

a big porcelain pond

7/20/2010 1:00:28 AM

i have suffered from a few splash downs in my day

7/20/2010 1:04:41 AM

I'm not looking forward to when I get old and my balls start dipping into the water.

7/20/2010 1:05:18 AM

having a boner solves this problem

7/20/2010 1:11:52 AM

Quote :

"having a boner solves this problem makes this worse"

fixed it

7/20/2010 1:13:18 AM

If you have a boner it touches the bowl.

7/20/2010 1:22:38 AM

I'm glad I don't have a penis

7/20/2010 1:30:42 AM

I hate when I go in old buildings and the toilets are so small. Its gross because I know the littledicks piss allover where mine touches. I wipe the front side.

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

7/20/2010 1:32:40 AM

The girl I'm seeing's toilet is like this. Its one of those old toilets where the bowl is tiny and round, not normal sized and elliptical. You literally have to mold your ass into it to fit the requisite 2/3 of cheek coverage necessary for proper fecal output. Of course, this leave no room for cock, so you have to piss beforehand if you're a simultaneous shitter/pisser, like myself. Then you just have to stare at your flaccid piss dripping cock as you sit there squeezing the rest of your dump out. It's a miserable experience and I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.

Except qntmfred. Karma is a motherfucker.

7/20/2010 1:32:42 AM

Quote :

"If you have a boner it touches the bowl. "

you're erecting wrong

7/20/2010 1:47:09 AM

Oh yeah? Well my Boner cAn lift the toilet seat better then yurs!

7/20/2010 1:55:31 AM

Elliptical toilets FTW!

7/20/2010 1:56:42 AM

Quote :

"rip off a sheetmultiple sheets of toilet paper use it as a buffer profit"

7/20/2010 2:13:40 AM

cock pushups?

7/20/2010 2:49:26 AM

Its really bad over here. A lot of toilets are built like a shelf with a drainage hole instead of a bowl. Not only do you have problems with your wang chillin on the shelf, but you take a dump (droppin' loadssssss) onto a shelf and then have to spend time to flush and scrub with the toilet brush to get it all down the drain, which is in the back of the toilet.

I suppose if you position yourself and aim correctly you could avoid some of this, but its going to happen anyway.

7/20/2010 3:37:25 AM

^That doesn't sound fun. I enjoy the plumbing I have in my house.

7/20/2010 3:40:43 AM

^^Why don't you just use the chamber pot while you're over there?

/I don't really even know where you are... some country in Europe I think. Also quite sure chamber pots are obsolete now

7/20/2010 4:17:14 AM