I drank one 3 hours ago and I'm still feeling it.


and I did something a priest wouldn't be happy hearing about,


Fuck four lokos lololollooooooooooooolllollololooooooooooollll

7/20/2010 5:43:43 AM

four loko is amazing

and aptly named

because it makes everyone go fucking insane

i will never drink it again

but only because i respect its tremendous power

7/20/2010 5:48:47 AM

I'm glad somebody gets it.

I don't know about never drinking it again though.

There are times and places where you need to have one.

7/20/2010 5:52:14 AM

I will post like this too

and also remind everyone

to attempt the four loko challenge

and finish four of them

in four hours

7/20/2010 6:12:37 AM

no way you can finish 4 four lokos in 4 hours. You'll kill yourself.

7/20/2010 6:14:45 AM

2 in one night makes me want to kill myself.

7/20/2010 7:21:33 AM

i love these things.

7/20/2010 8:12:11 AM

We call these Crunk Cans

7/20/2010 11:56:52 PM

welcome to the jersey shore

7/21/2010 12:03:26 AM

second google result:

Quote :

" lindsay lohan douches with 4loko"

7/21/2010 12:04:20 AM

4 in 4 hours seems easy enough. they don't taste all that good, so that would suck. that's about 16 beers in 4 hours right?

maybe i'll do a power hour with these..

7/21/2010 12:09:11 AM

make a beer can chicken with it, call it pollo 4loko

7/21/2010 12:13:58 AM

4 four lokos is like a case of bud light.

Or a 12 oz can of everclear.

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 12:26 AM. Reason : also probably like 12 cups of coffee, and a half pound of sugar]

7/21/2010 12:15:13 AM

Does the math work out right?


If 12oz budlights are 4% alcohol by volume each, and you have three of them, then you'll have a 36oz budlight that is 4% alcohol.

Does that equate to 24oz budlight that is 12% alcohol?
Four lokos are 23.5oz and 12% alcohol


You'll have 12oz less filler for every 24oz/12% budlights you drink.

Therefore there is a lot less peeing and more absorption of alcohol.

I guess you can drink a four loko/drink a bottle of water/drink a four loko/drink a bottle of water... to make it even.

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 12:33 AM. Reason : .]

7/21/2010 12:33:06 AM

a bunch of bitches ITT

7/21/2010 12:57:00 AM

as stupid as this thread is, it inspired three friends and me to go buy two Four Lokos each and down them to test the legitimacy of the claim that two said Lokos can get one wasted.

more to come.

yeah lemonade is by far the best...

cranberry lemonade might as well be grapefruit and orange is

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 1:05 AM. Reason : nasty]

7/21/2010 1:04:33 AM

they taste like shit. i never need to get fucked up that fast. i'd rather not drink at all than have to drink those pieces of shitttttt.

7/21/2010 1:06:50 AM

^ so what do you really feel about four lokos? btw four lokos are legit as shit

7/21/2010 1:37:54 AM

i've never had one. maybe thursday

7/21/2010 1:39:52 AM

don't do it bweez

don't become...one of them....

7/21/2010 1:40:23 AM

i have thought about it a few times but always go for the high life tall boys instead

7/21/2010 1:47:37 AM

AHA, so I was doing some research to try to figure out how anyone could be swindled into buying this shit...

I came across something called the "Lokomotive." Four Lokos + Night Train

Somebody get on this combo and report back.

7/21/2010 1:50:35 AM

you do it

7/21/2010 1:55:20 AM

Quote :

"second google result:"

what did you search for to find this? i lol'd hard.

7/21/2010 2:00:19 AM

Four lokos are fucking great. I like every flavor! You just have to drink them regularly to appreciate the flavors.

I advocate drinking one four loko every two weeks to strip the lining of your intestines to keep you healthy. Because that is what they do. lol

I advise everyone: Do NOT drink more than 1 per week.

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 3:13 AM. Reason : .]

7/21/2010 3:13:08 AM

Quote :

"A 23.5oz can of Four Loko is estimated to contain 660 calories."

7/21/2010 3:37:36 AM

i had no idea what "four loko" was until i google image searched it



it looks like something 14-year olds drink during lan parties

y'all are retarded

7/21/2010 8:09:56 AM

South Bay PORK is an awesome podcast! (where that image is from)


I tried to drink an orange Four Loko after TrjnMan's wedding reception and ended up doing a spit take in the parking lot of the club - worst tasting shit I ever had

7/21/2010 8:36:47 AM

3 Lemonade 4lokos, 1/5 of Pink Lemonade Vodka, and fill the rest of the gallon jug with normal lemonade...

Its the Jug-O-Hammered

7/21/2010 8:40:32 AM

a guy last night told me that it was his goal to shotgun a four loko. i'm sure that is not possible.

7/21/2010 9:16:49 AM

I know a guy who drinks those shits like they're fucking lite beer.

...okay, well, not quite like that, but the dude will have like 5 or 6 of the fuckers at one party and still be conscious and breathing. I don't understand it.

7/21/2010 9:19:29 AM

Have you people not heard of wine and liquor?
Nearly every bottle of wine on the shelf is 12% alcohol or greater.
And you can easily make a mixed drink that is much more than 12% alcohol without the 660 calories. You can even use sugar free Red Bull or Rockstar if you want the energy drink effect.

7/21/2010 9:46:56 AM

it's the absurd amount of caffeine and sugar you're missing if you go with wine

7/21/2010 10:02:08 AM

Four Lokos- Because the shits you have the next day aren't bad enough.

7/21/2010 10:05:18 AM

4loko drunk is different then anything else... Its like a redbull vodka x10 + tequila drunk.

having a few of these before going to a bar just makes the night a lot more interesting.

and my buddy shotgunned a 4loko and almost made it... prob 4/5 the way through.

7/21/2010 11:38:21 AM

I have never had more than a few sips of one. Now I am intrigued.

7/21/2010 11:47:55 AM

Quote :

"Have you people not heard of wine and liquor? Nearly every bottle of wine on the shelf is 12% alcohol or greater. And you can easily make a mixed drink that is much more than 12% alcohol without the 660 calories. You can even use sugar free Red Bull or Rockstar if you want the energy drink effect"

Liquor, maybe. But not wine. (It's all about the price....)
A regular size bottle of wine is about 25 oz. Four Loko is about 24oz.
So, unless the whole bottle of wine costs around $3 (the price of a Four Loko), you're not making a fair comparison.
If Four Lokos were $5 to $10 each, they wouldn't be as popular.

And, until NC gets its teetotaler head out of its ass, liquor is only available during the day, 6 days a week, at only a few locations.

Like I've said a million times, if you could buy individually bottled "mixed drinks" (up to 15% abv) at gas stations, they'd be incredibly popular. All we have now is night train and boozed up energy drinks. Where can you buy a bottle of decent tasting margarita or tom collins (up to 15% abv)

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 11:55 AM. Reason : ]

7/21/2010 11:53:41 AM

Quote :

"Liquor, maybe. But not wine. (It's all about the price....) A regular size bottle of wine is about 25 oz. Four Loko is about 24oz. So, unless the whole bottle of wine costs around $3 (the price of a Four Loko), you're not making a fair comparison. If Four Lokos were $5 to $10 each, they wouldn't be as popular."

I don't even drink much wine, but I know that World Market house brand wines are either $2.99 or $3.99 a bottle and ~13.5% alcohol. And they're not bad at all.
I have bought many bottles of wine at Whole Foods for $2.99 - $3.99. Mostly South American stuff. None of it has been bad, but none of it has been great either
I believe many of the box wines come out to around $3 a bottle if you compare by volume/price.

But yeah, liquor is the way to go in these matters. Wine isn't a very good comparison other than to say that it's much healthier and comparably priced.

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 12:02 PM. Reason : l]

7/21/2010 11:58:44 AM

^
Are they $3 at gas stations?

Plus, the only choice is white or red. (in general)
...and you may not like wine.

Why can't you buy a bottle, (or a six-pack) of 13%abv mixed drinks? They could be made with "malt liquor" and not actual vodka or rum, as to satisfy that stupid law....

You can get those Kahlua bottles of mudslides:

...but they're only 5%abv

It doesn't make sense.
If I can buy a 12%abv Four Loko at a gas station, why can't I also buy a 12%abv rum & coke or vodka tonic?

Quote :

"But yeah, liquor is the way to go in these matters"

but...

Quote :

"liquor is only available during the day, 6 days a week, at only a few locations"

7/21/2010 12:10:02 PM

I feel bad for people who have to rely on the gas station for anything other than gas.

7/21/2010 12:13:57 PM

Where else do they sell milk and bread?

7/21/2010 12:14:25 PM

^^
huh?
What's that got to do with anything? What people are you talking about?
Convenience stores, whether gas stations or not, are, well, convenient.
You got a problem with that?
Should everyone always buy their booze at hoity-toity specialty stores?

7/21/2010 12:20:23 PM

yes

7/21/2010 12:22:41 PM

lol.. okay

7/21/2010 12:34:41 PM

Ive never been able to stand a few sips of a 4 loko. i tried the new smirnoff XBT which is 8% alc. tasted way better than a 4 loko.

7/21/2010 1:01:26 PM

IM GOIN LOCO FOR DEM LOKOS



always have a good time on this shit but if i drink more than one or if i drink one of these last then theres like an awful taste left in my mouth the next morn. Yeah i know i should brush my teeth but if i'm drinkin 4 loko then fuck it i don't want to do a god damnned thing



I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 1:06 PM. Reason : ]

7/21/2010 1:02:13 PM

I drank about 2/3 of a cranberry lemonade four loko the other night. I had probably 4 or 5 pbrs before hand, and was not really even tipsy, but that four loko made me stupid. That shit is evil.

7/21/2010 1:42:58 PM

^^ridiculous

smoothcrim just texted me suggesting that we have a Four Loko Friday. My immediate reaction was to come to TWW to figure out what the fuck he was talking about. I'm glad I can count on this site to answer all my questions.

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 1:51 PM. Reason : loko]

7/21/2010 1:51:26 PM

A friend of mine bonged a Four Loko and spent the rest of the night passed out in the bathtub.



Probably the best tasting sugary alcoholic beverage I've had. They're too far away to acquire

7/21/2010 2:04:54 PM

Whatever happened to straight up RedBull and Vodka???

^ooooooooooooooooooooo Rockstars! i lived off the sugar free ones in college.



[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 2:06 PM. Reason : ]

7/21/2010 2:06:02 PM