I'm probably like a 10

7/20/2010 2:50:09 PM

9 at giving

6 at receiving

7.5 overall

7/20/2010 2:51:12 PM

I've joked many a time that I want my epitaph to read, having been inspired by a comment from H. P. Lovecraft's wife Sonia, "an adequate lover."

7/20/2010 2:51:42 PM

at my peak...probably a 6

currently...probably a 2


if i could get some practice in...i'd be a fucking 10

7/20/2010 2:51:55 PM

I'm probably like a 1

cause the scale is 1 for good and 10 for bad since you didnt specify

7/20/2010 2:52:01 PM

Aside from the crying and frequent flatulence, I'm at least a 9.

7/20/2010 2:52:22 PM

7/20/2010 2:52:46 PM

no but seriously i know all the moves

7/20/2010 2:53:21 PM

I'll go with an 7. Stamina is good, rhythm is good, pecker is average.

I don't make her cum every time, but I'm about 7/10. so 7 seems right.

7/20/2010 2:53:39 PM

LOL

707```

7/20/2010 2:54:43 PM

i am like the kid who mastered the dragon punch first at your school

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 2:55 PM. Reason : while you were fuckin' up and throwing hadokens]

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 2:56 PM. Reason : Post #46,600.]

7/20/2010 2:55:44 PM

I'm a 9.5 (nobody's perfect), but I purposely make the experience about a 5 so that girls don't become attached.

7/20/2010 2:56:06 PM

sober i'm like a 4

drunk i'm like a 9.95

7/20/2010 2:57:14 PM

Treetwista looks like Mr. Pete

7/20/2010 2:57:36 PM

I know all three positions!

7/20/2010 2:57:38 PM

I don't know how good I am by skill rating, but I'm like a Shaq in that bitch- just a physical specimen!

7/20/2010 2:58:23 PM

Quote :

"Treetwista looks like Mr. Pete"

hahaha

7/20/2010 2:59:38 PM

7/20/2010 3:01:48 PM

never had any complaints.

7/20/2010 3:05:02 PM

I'm typically a 5. I'm a lazy lover. I like to assume the face down ass up position and snooze.

7/20/2010 3:06:47 PM

that's asking for sneak pooper penetration

7/20/2010 3:08:45 PM

^^ It's true. When I slept with her, she assumed that very position. Made me do ALL of the work. That bitch even farted on my tummy.

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 3:09 PM. Reason : caret]

7/20/2010 3:08:54 PM

much better sober than drunk. I don't even remember half the time when I'm drunk but I can fuck for hours and not cum.

I perform much better when the girl I'm sleeping with is good too, that's what's key here. But if she just lays on her back, I'm not going to put in much more than a 6 worth of effort.

7/20/2010 3:09:43 PM

I'm a 2. Meanin' I like to hit 'er in the shitter.

7/20/2010 3:11:25 PM

i don't get why dudes brag about longevity

i ain't the type to let dinner get cold if you know what i mean

i ain't makin' overtime

bust three times, throw her the peace sign

7/20/2010 3:12:00 PM

Quote :

"I can fuck for hours and not cum"

I guarantee you that is not a good thing to most women.

7/20/2010 3:12:39 PM

After years of practice I'm happy to say I'm a 1.2....drunk

7/20/2010 3:12:58 PM

Quote :

"But if she just lays on her back, ....."

hah, those types of women are the absolute worst. Fucking terrible. They just lay there emotionless.

7/20/2010 3:13:27 PM

^^^oh yeah I know, not a bragging point. I just suck when I'm drunk, lose track, and try fruitlessly to get myself off

If I have >6 beers I should probably do the girl a favor and not fuck her

^yeah I'm not trying to do push-ups missionary style for more than 10 minutes sweetheart, either get on top or I'm finishing quick

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 3:15 PM. Reason : caret]

7/20/2010 3:14:23 PM

i'm tempted to now replace the word sex in the title with something else that would make you all look like fools

but i'm probably a 1 when it comes to hilarious title edits, so fuck it


and then somebody would inevitably call me out for already playing that trick message_topic.aspx?topic=562341 so fuck it x2

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 3:18 PM. Reason : why are you all so mean to me, i hate you]

7/20/2010 3:16:29 PM

^do it

7/20/2010 3:16:52 PM

change it to fellatio

7/20/2010 3:19:12 PM

see, that's why we need SF around. that's perfect

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 3:21 PM. Reason : i would have like bust a brain vessel trying to come up with something that good]

7/20/2010 3:20:45 PM

Also, it's not we always bring our 'A' game.

Sometimes I feel like I'm a 9 or 10, but she can't be expecting that every time...

So, in practical terms, I'm more like a 7 or 8.

Quote :

"hah, those types of women are the absolute worst. Fucking terrible. They just lay there emotionless."

seconded. (or thirded)

7/20/2010 3:24:09 PM

you'd need to wait 30 minutes so we can't edit either, or disable editing

but that'd be a bitch move

7/20/2010 3:24:39 PM

11

7/20/2010 3:25:04 PM

yeah definitely on the A game. that's only for special occasions and stuff.

I'd rather just go down on a girl most of the time to get her off then put in all the effort with secs

7/20/2010 3:25:48 PM

Quote :

"i don't get why dudes brag about longevity i ain't the type to let dinner get cold if you know what i mean"

Why have a couple big meals, when you can snack all day?

Quote :

"I know all three positions!"

lol

7/20/2010 3:27:14 PM

Why snack all day when you can wolf down a steak then watch TV?

7/20/2010 3:29:06 PM

* fap fap fap fap fap *

7/20/2010 3:56:33 PM

I mean my hand is all tired and sticky after the fact so I'm guessing I did it right. I'm giving myself a 10.

7/20/2010 4:07:10 PM

I mean my hand is all tired and stick after the fact so I'm guessing I did it right. I'm giving myself a 10.

7/20/2010 4:07:10 PM

I mean my hand is all tired and stick after the fact so I'm guessing I did it right. I'm giving myself a 10.

7/20/2010 4:09:01 PM

^^,^^^Congratulations, you double posted two different sentences at the exact same time.


Looks like someone is using the two browser double post trick

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 4:19 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2010 4:09:15 PM

no, tdub is just that fucking slow today

7/20/2010 4:23:57 PM

69 lol

7/20/2010 4:28:28 PM

id say about 9 on top in missonary cuz i freakin break backs when i get on into it, on bottom it dont even matter cuz its the females job to ride that dick

doggy (the position women like most) im like a 6 because my ocean motion aint all there


with missionary at least i can use my good wrestlin hips and my center of mass to pound that, plus i just like it better


however im a 10 at gettin head, a 5 at gnawin steak drapes

im a 0 at bustin a nut, i have to jack off for 10 minutes when i just get tired of fuckin/start crampin(which is not a good thing at all)

i actually like when the woman lays there, i can dig my heels into the mattress ya know, get that long powerful stroke and that pinpoint recoil for a quick hard smack that make them titties jiggle



[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 6:10 PM. Reason : d]

7/20/2010 6:06:23 PM

-62

7/20/2010 6:17:09 PM

change it to pet sitting lol

7/20/2010 6:19:19 PM

gunzz that was terrible

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 6:20 PM. Reason : terrible enough to be slightly lolable however]

7/20/2010 6:20:20 PM