why the fuck will you give me directions from Virginia to Australia but not to Ecuador? Apparently you have more faith in my ability to traverse the Pacific ocean via kayak than to drive across a rather substantial isthmus.

7/20/2010 6:53:53 PM

cause you're a piece of shit and I don't like you

---Google Maps

7/20/2010 6:54:19 PM

good luck with the Darién Gap

7/20/2010 7:06:47 PM

google maps has also stopped understanding my current town (central, sc) when i try to plot a route. damned annoying, really...

7/20/2010 7:13:29 PM

hey here's an idea

use something other than google maps!!!

7/20/2010 7:15:07 PM

it doesn't even recognize my address

7/20/2010 7:17:37 PM

it doesn't return my calls

7/20/2010 7:19:29 PM

it raped my daughter

7/20/2010 7:20:35 PM

it kick my dog

7/20/2010 7:24:47 PM

GOOGLE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!!!!

7/20/2010 7:48:30 PM

Quote :

"google maps has also stopped understanding my current town (central, sc) when i try to plot a route. damned annoying, really... "

works fine for me.

7/20/2010 8:09:45 PM

^they went for like a month on a bad version (at least for iToy and BB - Android was strangely unaffected ) in which it swore I was chillin 80 miles away on Jordan Lake. The update got it straight.

7/20/2010 10:41:03 PM

Google Maps drove me into a lake

7/21/2010 12:04:51 AM