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Optimum
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Don't piss on my boots and tell me I'm standing in a creek.

7/20/2010 10:45:26 PM

ncsuapex
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How about if I piss on your face instead?

7/20/2010 10:48:56 PM

qntmfred
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^ careful, he might be into that

7/20/2010 10:49:21 PM

W3513Y
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I do not understand.

7/20/2010 10:49:44 PM

wwwebsurfer
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7/20/2010 10:49:44 PM

ALkatraz
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Quote :
"If a girl leaves Texas Tech (ECU of Texas) a virgin, Roy Rogers (the statue in the front of campus) will get off of his horse."

7/20/2010 10:51:49 PM

Kickstand
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k

7/20/2010 11:07:59 PM

grimx
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sho nuff, i've seen it happen

7/20/2010 11:09:34 PM

Optimum
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don't you k me, kickstand

7/20/2010 11:16:35 PM

ScubaSteve
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only two things come from texas, steers and queers, and i dont see no horns boy.

7/20/2010 11:21:39 PM

Optimum
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ah yes, that old chestnut

7/20/2010 11:22:24 PM

Pikey
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What does a texan cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?












Wipes his ass.

7/21/2010 8:15:50 AM

BigHitSunday
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"If a girl leaves Texas Tech (ECU of Texas) a virgin, Roy Rogers (the statue in the front of campus) will get off of his horse."


haha i like that one

7/21/2010 10:19:24 AM

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