merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Ever walk in on them doing it?
I did. I was fucking 7 or something. It was BAD. 7/23/2010 6:31:34 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
yes this is what I want to think about 7/23/2010 6:48:52 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
my parents only had sex once, and somehow I have a sister. 7/23/2010 6:52:12 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
DUDE.... bubblebobble walked in on his parents last night since he lives with them. He told me all about it, it was gross. 7/23/2010 6:52:56 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
loleusis
^one of these days man. one of these days, you'll get what's comin to you ] 7/23/2010 6:53:03 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
All the time
I learned to time my own masturbatory orgasms to my mother's shrieks of ecstasy as she got plowed reverse cow
Win-Win 7/23/2010 6:53:27 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "PLOWED
REVERSE
COW" |
7/23/2010 6:54:17 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
bubblebobble
i am only trying to encourage you to get out of your parents house and do something with your life. 7/23/2010 6:55:19 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
nice way of doing it
it's working 7/23/2010 6:56:02 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my parents only had sex once, and somehow I have a sister." |
You're adopted.7/23/2010 6:59:14 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
fuckin lol at slave 7/23/2010 7:18:07 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
My father died, so my mother was pretty much single or dating. One night, I heard sounds from her room and I've never been so embarrassed in my life. The next day I confronted her and she tried to tell me that what I heard was her having gas pains.
7/23/2010 7:25:02 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
you'd think she could come up with a better excuse than that... 7/23/2010 7:25:51 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ She should have said she was having sex. Much more believable than gas pains. 7/23/2010 7:42:18 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Seriously. Maybe she was telling the truth and all that moaning and groaning was cuz she was in pain. But yeah, I called her out on it. I told my grandmother and my grandmother was like . 7/23/2010 7:44:02 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My father died, so my mother was pretty much single or dating. One night, I heard sounds from her room and I've never been so embarrassed in my life. The next day I confronted her and she tried to tell me that what I heard was her having gas pains." |
So you're saying you were an annoying cockblock?7/23/2010 8:35:55 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
pretty much!
7/23/2010 8:40:03 PM |
Kickstand All American 11544 Posts user info edit post |
I once walked in on my parents fooling around while naked. It sucked, but I think they were more embarrassed than me. 7/23/2010 8:42:56 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
I walked in on mine once, when I was about 5. They were under the covers, but I knew my dad wasn't just wrestling my mom in bed. Didn't really phase me then and still doesn't phase me now. They're human, what's to be ashamed of? It's not like they asked me to join in or I kept watching... Taboo? Sure. But nothing scary or disturbing imo.
[Edited on July 23, 2010 at 8:43 PM. Reason : .] 7/23/2010 8:43:08 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
slave's mom looks just like Harriet from Family Matters/Perfect Strangers
it's uncanny 7/23/2010 8:47:37 PM |
GoldenGirl All American 6475 Posts user info edit post |
no never thank goodness. i think i heard an occasional sound or two though. 7/23/2010 10:16:03 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
The sounds still bother me.... 7/23/2010 11:03:33 PM |