worst seconds of my life, omg omg omg omg
but the baby appears to be ok

7/25/2010 6:09:46 PM

did you flush it at least?

7/25/2010 6:10:37 PM

can you drop TWW too?

7/25/2010 6:11:02 PM

Congratulations. You've become eligible to be forkgirls new roomate.

7/25/2010 6:11:17 PM

The worst seconds of your life are the ones you waste not paying frosh, faggot.

7/25/2010 6:11:33 PM

merbig

7/25/2010 6:12:27 PM

to be fair its mostly the baby's fault
i was holding it and walking around and tripped, and he laughed, so i kept doing it over and over then he started to get bored
so i decided to make it more realistic
thats when sh*t got too realistic

the baby went litterally flying out of my hands but thankfully it was carpet and he slammed his head hard
but he seems ok now, he's sleeping

7/25/2010 6:13:07 PM

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"Congratulations. You've become eligible to be forkgirls new roomate."

He didn't say he wanted to drop one in a baby

7/25/2010 6:13:18 PM

7/25/2010 6:14:31 PM

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"but he seems ok now, he's sleeping"

poor little thing. I bet he stopped breathing too to conserve his little wittle energy.

7/25/2010 6:14:35 PM

PAY UP!

7/25/2010 6:15:15 PM

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"to be fair its mostly the baby's fault"

tell that to the police....

7/25/2010 6:16:25 PM

Dropped into a Redbox slot or what

7/25/2010 6:17:37 PM

he's breathing, this baby has put me through a lot of heart stopping moments
once he looked so dead that i had to check his pulse

i hate babysitting

7/25/2010 6:17:51 PM

A dead baby isn't worth $5.

7/25/2010 6:18:05 PM

that big bruise on his head might raise some eyebrows.....

7/25/2010 6:19:44 PM

At some point, everyone either trips, falls, drops, or just does something plain dumb with a kid. I fell down the stairs holding mine.

7/25/2010 6:19:56 PM

^

7/25/2010 6:20:52 PM

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"A dead baby isn't worth $5."

But TWO on the other hand....

7/25/2010 6:21:16 PM

I'm pretty sure bottombaby is an unfit mother....

7/25/2010 6:22:27 PM

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"I fell down the stairs holding mine. "

holy cow, did the baby fly out of your arms?

7/25/2010 6:22:41 PM

If you're babysitting then you have money to pay up CUMGUZZLER

7/25/2010 6:23:15 PM

No, I managed to keep hold of him and took the fall. He was just startled.

7/25/2010 6:26:34 PM

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"I fell down the stairs holding mine."

You are supposed to do that before you have the kid. Then there are babysitting problems to deal with.

7/25/2010 6:33:37 PM

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"he seems ok now, he's sleeping"

Symptom of concussion.

7/25/2010 6:40:21 PM

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"to be fair its mostly the baby's fault"

made me lol

7/25/2010 6:52:27 PM

7/25/2010 6:55:03 PM

did you flush it at least?

7/25/2010 7:04:13 PM

what moron would entrust their child to you?

7/25/2010 9:54:32 PM

forkgirl

7/25/2010 9:55:47 PM

7/25/2010 9:55:52 PM

^^ And bottomsbaby.

7/25/2010 9:58:46 PM

How is babby dropped?

7/25/2010 10:22:37 PM

Out of your vagina?

7/25/2010 10:23:38 PM

where the freak is kadwackle - she'd know what to do. You probably just because eligible to date her through this rite of passage

7/25/2010 10:48:20 PM

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"You probably just because eligible"

7/25/2010 10:48:53 PM

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"You probably just because eligible to date her"

[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 10:49 PM. Reason : ^ ASS.]

7/25/2010 10:49:19 PM

w/e - I'll leave it for the lols

7/25/2010 10:50:10 PM

^^pwnt

7/25/2010 10:50:58 PM

hey lafta, how quickly did it fall asleep after you dropped it?

serious question.

7/25/2010 11:50:45 PM

is this something you're trying to hide from the parents of the baby you babysat?

if so, you gonna get busted

7/25/2010 11:51:30 PM