I'd hit him in the kidneys then run away

7/28/2010 3:00:29 PM

uppercut immediately followed by a left hook

7/28/2010 3:01:06 PM

I'd eat a slice a pizza then make him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids

7/28/2010 3:02:12 PM

Nut punch like lightning.

7/28/2010 3:02:32 PM

Shoryuken followed by a Hadouken followed by a Hurricane Kick

7/28/2010 3:03:02 PM

Tekken style.

Have I mentioned that poopface could possibly be my #1 non-qntmfred crush? I think it would bring me great pleasure to beat him up.

7/28/2010 3:06:40 PM

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7/28/2010 3:07:52 PM

in the nads.

you know why?

because i play to win.

7/28/2010 3:08:08 PM

A back handed bitch slap might also be satisfying

7/28/2010 3:11:14 PM

How and where are two different questions.

Where: Right in his poopface.
How: With my fist.


But probably not.

7/28/2010 3:11:29 PM

I think the how implies that people would do it with some style..

So far, I'm impressed

7/28/2010 3:13:19 PM

Donkey punch.

7/28/2010 3:16:50 PM

with a frozen mackerel

7/28/2010 3:17:27 PM

^ large trout

7/28/2010 3:45:58 PM

First I'd mase him with lysol to the face because he stinks. Second, I'd through kitty litter on him to absorb the running diarrhea nose. Third, I'd mix his face with mulch, sit back, and watch my garden grow.

7/28/2010 3:46:09 PM

Quote :

"through kitty litter "

7/28/2010 3:52:26 PM

throw*

7/28/2010 4:02:22 PM

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"uppercut immediately followed by a left hook"

Teddy Atlas FTW. If you watch friday night fights. I would go with a sweeping right hook as a distraction punch followed with a left kick to the head.

7/28/2010 6:03:47 PM

in the morning

7/28/2010 6:08:42 PM

I'd punch him with my dick

7/28/2010 6:09:26 PM

I'd smack him in the cock with my mouth

7/28/2010 6:21:46 PM

Quote :

"I'd eat a slice a pizza then make him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids"

7/28/2010 7:20:12 PM

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/29/2010 1:58:22 AM

Quote :

"I'd hit him in the kidneys then run away"

i couldn't get past the you running faster than Danny part.

7/29/2010 4:43:36 AM

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7/29/2010 5:36:51 AM

That is a terrible, terrible Juxtaposition

7/29/2010 5:39:15 AM

bend him over and make him cry for mama

7/29/2010 7:49:06 AM

Let's keep this shit on track

7/29/2010 12:49:34 PM

Don't call it a comeback


mama said knock me out?

7/29/2010 12:57:06 PM

I get it... because that was a trivia question

clever

I'm still gonna you up though

7/29/2010 12:58:53 PM

3 pm...behind the bus where i usually finger the girl scouts

7/29/2010 1:04:11 PM

I'd sock him right in the gut, so that he knows I'm serious, but not hard enough to cause any long-term damage.

7/29/2010 1:39:27 PM

i'd start by calling him a nerd outside bada bar, then pelt him with cornhole bags and yoohoo bottles until he's down enough where i can rapid punch him like E. Honda.



jk

7/29/2010 1:42:00 PM

Gently.

7/29/2010 2:44:14 PM

Tenderly.

7/29/2010 2:50:44 PM

lot of in here

7/29/2010 4:06:10 PM

YOUR DUKES



put them up

7/29/2010 4:12:52 PM

I'm like i got no fucking dukes

7/29/2010 5:49:36 PM

like exit stage right, even...

7/29/2010 5:50:41 PM