It itches

7/28/2010 9:41:11 PM

It lives!

7/28/2010 9:42:05 PM

wash, condition, moisturize, and comb

you will feel better

7/28/2010 9:43:24 PM

i bet you have a nice brilo-ee one to dont you

7/28/2010 9:44:33 PM

comb?

7/28/2010 9:44:51 PM

yes, are you familiar with the tool called a comb?

7/28/2010 9:45:37 PM

if it's long enough to comb you're doing it wrong.

unless it's for the winter, playoffs, a mountain trip, or a girl.

7/28/2010 9:49:44 PM

there is no beard too short to comb

beard n00bs itt

[Edited on July 28, 2010 at 9:51 PM. Reason : feels good man]

7/28/2010 9:50:46 PM

when i was in 10th grade, i told a friend "i'll probably grow out a beard this summer"


10+ years later, still couldn't do it if i tried

7/28/2010 9:52:53 PM

Quote :

"there is no beard too short to comb brush"

i know i'm splitting hairs but whatever i'm done, carry on.

7/28/2010 9:53:08 PM

nah

fine tooth comb, son

7/28/2010 9:55:15 PM

my son i am disappoint, i stand corrected.

7/28/2010 9:56:37 PM

i am jealous of all of you guys' beard growing ability (except qntmken who also cannot grow a beard)

7/28/2010 10:04:50 PM

a few years back i told a friend, i'm not gonna shave for a day

here's the result:

7/28/2010 10:07:31 PM

I had not thought of combing it but didn't think it was long enough.... Only 3 weeks growth my son

7/28/2010 10:14:06 PM

get them fine teeth after it

[Edited on July 28, 2010 at 10:14 PM. Reason : go with the grain, align yr hairs]

7/28/2010 10:14:38 PM

is this thread your way of suggesting that you're a man? because there's been some question about that.

7/28/2010 10:23:47 PM

i braid that shit sometimes

7/28/2010 10:24:54 PM

Solinari's beard:

7/28/2010 10:26:43 PM

Quote :

"Growing a beard"

step 1: wait

7/28/2010 10:30:56 PM

step 2: wait

7/28/2010 10:32:18 PM

step 2: be sure you can grow hair in your armpits.

[Edited on July 28, 2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason : mine's better]

7/28/2010 10:32:23 PM

solinari becomes a bear ITT

7/28/2010 10:32:36 PM

i didnt think anyone COULDNT grow hair in their armpits

7/28/2010 10:34:33 PM

i dunno, his posts have a pre-teen quality to them.

7/28/2010 10:34:59 PM

that is a shame

7/28/2010 10:45:57 PM

sadly, I don't have a place on my body, save the palms of my hand (I still jerk it) or the bottom of my feet that I can't grow hair.

but currently, I just have a thick goatee that I can't decide if I should keep or not

7/28/2010 10:55:28 PM

wax that shit yo

7/28/2010 11:00:35 PM

I saw 40-year old virgin. I ain't doin' it.

7/28/2010 11:03:48 PM

if you cant handle the itch now and then you haven't been growing enough beards. it comes with the territory. a few minutes with a comb or boar bristle brush and you'll feel much better.

plus it last like a week or two tops.

7/28/2010 11:14:20 PM

Goddammit.

Solinari joined the Taliban, didn't he?

7/28/2010 11:14:30 PM

Optimum brought outside beef to a beard thread

i'm not a fan of that

7/28/2010 11:20:01 PM

7/28/2010 11:22:38 PM

for some reason my eyes can't focus on those faces

it's like one of those puzzles

or i'm a racist

7/28/2010 11:24:27 PM

can you focus on wolfman?

7/28/2010 11:25:47 PM

yeah

7/28/2010 11:26:43 PM

ok then, yeah just racist

7/28/2010 11:31:28 PM

i dig my beard

7/29/2010 8:27:52 AM

i dig your wife

7/29/2010 8:32:50 AM

i dig your beard

7/29/2010 8:35:04 AM

^^ haha....she would probably dig you too

^

7/29/2010 8:45:47 AM

hahaha awesome


^^i'm growing it back, well maybe not that thick yet. something between that and sparky's

7/29/2010 9:01:06 AM

mine will probably be that thick in a week or so

7/29/2010 9:02:44 AM

It only itches if you a fuckin wimp

Man up this is a beard we're talkin about

7/29/2010 9:07:35 AM

Quote :

"It itches"

I've never once had this issue. People complain way too much about hair growing out of their face. I fucking grow weird shit all over my face constantly and it never itches. This kind of complaining is what I imagine would happen if a group of girls grew beards or some shit. Grown men complaining about facial hair is just sad.

7/29/2010 9:08:28 AM

haha i like the sidney crosby "patchy beard" is on the dishonest side

7/29/2010 9:12:06 AM

Quote :

"haha i like the sidney crosby "patchy beard" is on the dishonest side"

And this means what exactly?

7/29/2010 9:13:35 AM

it means you have to be able to read this chart

7/29/2010 9:25:12 AM

I am a very trustworthy motherfucker

7/29/2010 9:31:41 AM

Quote :

"^^i'm growing it back, well maybe not that thick yet. something between that and sparky's"

sweet. plz to update your myspace bathroom pics.

kthnx

7/29/2010 9:38:25 AM